Li Yufei, a Chinese mixed-race prodigy, binds with the “Freeloader Football System” and begins his journey of living off his superstar girlfriend—none other than international pop diva Taylor Swift.

With his girlfriend's fame skyrocketing and her expectations spiraling out of control, Li Yufei finds himself in a peculiar situation: balance love, luxury, and the pressure of becoming the greatest footballer of all time (GOAT).

To the world, he may be a kept man—but behind the scenes, he’s grinding hard on the pitch.

Football legends weigh in:

Cristiano Ronaldo: “I’m the first, second, and third greatest in history. As for Frey? He transcends football itself!”

Lionel Messi: “They say I’m the third-generation football king, and I accept that. But the king is only second in the world—because number one is GOD.”

Neymar: “My idol is Frey. Not for his football skills, but because he has a global diva as a girlfriend. His freeloader game is something I can’t even compete with!”

Mbappé: “My idol is Ronaldo. Messi is strong, sure... As for Frey...”

Will Li Yufei rise from ‘kept man’ to ‘football god’? Or will he be remembered as the most successful freeloader in the history of sports?

Also known as "The Bizarre Assimilation" [Infinite Flow + Bizarre + Mild Thriller + No Romance]

Su Ze saw a book in the library called "Strange Assimilation".

Because of this book, his body was controlled, and he was later crushed to death by a bookshelf. When he woke up, he had become himself in a parallel world.

They were even chosen by a bizarre world to become players!

At this point, the knife was on its edge, and life was a matter of life and death.

Jian Wushuang was reborn in adversity. In order to get his revenge, he began to cultivate Heavenly Creation Skill. With the help of the Heaven defying cultivation method, Jian Wushuang gradually grew into a peerless genius from an ordinary practitioner. With a sword in hand, no one is his match. Using his extraordinary Sword Principle, he killed all his opponents and eventually became number one Sword Master from time immemorial.

Qin Xuan traveled to the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor witch who should not have appeared, and controlled the law of power.

Thinking of the tragic ending of the Lich War in the future, he set his sights on his twelve brothers and sisters who were all muscle.

If we could sterilize the Twelve Ancestral Witches...

Without the witch clan, where would the witch-lich catastrophe come from?

Then the thirteen ancient witches, who were full of merits in creating the world and had no karma at all, walked out of the Pangu Temple.

And under Qin Xuan's careful teaching of "fists are the truth, and opportunities all depend on grabbing", Zuwu's style of painting has completely gone astray!

Since then, the largest bandit gang in the prehistoric world was born!

"Fellow Daoist, this cushion is destined for me!"

"Yuanshi, hand over the Three Treasures Jade Ruyi!"

"Jie Yin Zhunti glanced at us, he must be planning something! Brothers, kill him!"

............

Without the witch clan, the demon clan dominated the world.

Unable to bear the oppression, countless creatures joined the Zifu Immortal Court.

A great catastrophe of immortals and demons broke out.

Queen Mother of the West chasing the sun?

Dong Wanggong shoots the sun?

Yuanshi angrily crashed into Mount Buzhou?

The entire prehistoric world was in chaos.

Countless years later.

Qin Xuan and the Twelve Ancestral Witches used the Thirteen Capitals of Heavenly Merit Formation, intending to chat with Hongjun.

When the real body of Pangu, who had dominated the ages and whose merits and virtues shone brightly enough to blind a dog, crushed the gate of Zixiao Palace with one foot.

Hongjun's face turned green, and he ran away overnight carrying the Jade Disc of Creation...

In the wild continent, countless races coexist, and the law of the jungle prevails.

Upon arriving in the desolate continent, Lin Feng discovered that the human race was one of the weakest races there. Despite their large numbers, they were subjected to captivity and enslavement by other races.

In his moment of crisis, Lin Feng unlocked the "Rise of Humanity" system, which allows him to summon creatures called "players" from another world to help him expand his territory.

The Fourth Calamity descended, and from then on, no one could stop the rise of humanity!

Qin Ming traveled to the world of immortal cultivation, but he didn't have a golden finger. With his mediocre talent, he was abandoned by his family and was ordered to participate in the sect's reclamation and recruitment mission, becoming a low-level spiritual farmer.

Every day he faced a cruel cultivation environment, a difficult life, and great pressure.

Until one day he came back from farming and found that what he harvested was a little different.

[Name]: Golden Spirit Rice [Term]: Weak Mana (Harvestable)

From now on, he managed steadily, worked hard to farm, and finally became a big boss.

There was a chaos in the immortal world, and everyone was dumbfounded.

"Is this the strength that a spiritual farmer should have?!"

"Show your cards, I'm just a farmer..."

[Apocalypse + Double Rebirth + Spatial Aspect + Spiritual Spring + Natural Disaster + Strong vs. Strong]

In the fourth year after the apocalypse, Jiang Zhixia was betrayed by her best friend, who abandoned her.

Fortunately, a little fool remembered her, which allowed her to live a few more days.

Having been reborn, he not only has a spatial dimension but also a spiritual spring.

They found the little fool; they thought he was a cute puppy, but he turned out to be a little wolf.

This time, she is determined to live well.

Delicious milk tea—buy it!

Delicious food—buy it!

Nice clothes—buy them!

Others' suffering is none of my business, and it doesn't matter if the time of the disaster doesn't coincide with my past life. She only hopes that the little fool will always stay by her side.

What? Someone came to cause trouble? I'll just unleash the dogs.

P.S.: The male lead has relatively few scenes in the early episodes.

When disaster strikes, the government always takes action. In all the disaster relief measures, the protagonist follows the main force, and there isn't much fighting or killing. For those who mind this, I hope you can find a book you like. Please don't criticize, thank you.

[No system + non-college + bloodline research + wizard-style beast control new style]

No matter how strong the beastmaster is, he can still be knocked down by a bullet.

It's okay, we have changed jobs.

[Beast Knight] → [War Knight] → [Glorious Knight].

Life and death are together, honor and disgrace are one.

[Beast Master] → [Weapon Master] → [Elemental Annihilation Master].

Control the elements and use spells to fight enemies.

[Shepherd] → [Legion Commander] → [Totem Master].

Control the beasts and gather the power of the crowd.

[Beast Warlock] → [Skeleton Mage] → [Necromancer].

Consume flesh and blood, the way of the dead.

The protagonist? The spirit seed of the contracted beast tamer was broken into 1,008 pieces, and he could not choose the above-mentioned career system. The spirit seed could only sign contracts with ordinary mutant creatures. Moreover, because the spirit seeds were of the same origin, they could only control the same kind of creatures.

what to do?

It’s okay, control the snakes, study their bloodline, transform into a snake man, and then climb to the highest point.

I want to be the leader of the snake tribe.

To save a little girl, office worker Lin Shushu was crushed to death by a falling billboard. She didn't regret it. However, she never expected her soul to transmigrate to interstellar space, receiving an unexpected bonus: a powerful cultivator's personal space. The original Lin Shushu was an orphan; her deceased father left her a desolate planet. From then on, Lin Shushu cultivated immortality to strengthen herself while simultaneously transforming the desolate planet into a carefree existence. Meanwhile, Mo Ze, the Interstellar War God, a dual SSS-level powerhouse in both physique and mental strength, harbored a little-known secret: excessive blood loss would turn him into a rabbit. So, what kind of story will unfold when this rabbit falls onto a desolate planet? The path to enlightenment is lonely; since you've arrived, then accompany me...

Xu Le, a working-class man, awakens a mission system and feels that he is about to reach the pinnacle of his life.

He was obsessed with racking up rewards.

"Hey beautiful, can I take your cosplay photos?"

The scheming internet celebrity, who only wants to marry into a wealthy family, looks at him with disdain.

"Get out of here! We don't need it!"

"Junior, do you need a bodyguard?"

The junior, who enjoys toying with the feelings of her backup boyfriends, revealed a scheming smile.

"No need! You're not worthy!"

...

[Completed the task, reward 500 yuan, favorability +3]

[Mission completed, reward 700 yuan, favorability +5]

...

Later, Xu Le realized that these were all bad women, and that something was wrong with them all.

A female internet celebrity offered him a sports car for free, a junior from school offered him a red envelope saying she would support him, and his female boss even invited him into her room…

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Holy crap, I just wanted to farm the rewards!!!