In the variety show, the "I have you don't" game segment,
Guest A: "I've been on the Spring Festival Gala!"
Guest B: "I've given a speech at the United Nations!"
Guest C: "I have a Guinness World Record!"
Finally it was Zhang Wei's turn. He smiled calmly and said:
"I scored 750 points in the college entrance examination!"
"I have an Olympic gold medal!"
"I have a Nobel Prize!"
"I have an Oscar!"
"I have a first-class merit medal!"
Pentakill, the game ends instantly!
"Mr. Belt, do you want to regain a body that can move freely?"
"Nani, are you kidding me?"
"Of course not, I'm serious."
In Women's Federation 2, Mu En quietly replaced Jarvis who was supposed to be imported into Vision's body with Kurim.
"That red guy, you're speeding!"
Tony Stark stood in front of many reporters at the press conference.
Mu En watched the TV and felt a little excited.
"Is it finally coming! He is about to say the line that changes the fate of Marvel."
Stark looked at the camera and smiled confidently.
"I am Iron Man, Kamen Rider Iron Man."
After that, he took out a red belt.
In an instant, Mu En was petrified. This world is too crazy.
The roommates who live together are Sheldon and Leonard from "The Big Bang Theory"...
The law firm where they intern is "Pearson & Hardman" from "Suits"... ....
Responsible clients include Walter White in "Breaking Bad" and Michael Scofield in "Prison Break"...
The restaurant he frequents is the Williamsburg restaurant in "Broke Girls"
Su Chen, who traveled to a parallel world, inherited a funeral company, but he didn't expect to awaken the god-level funeral system because of this!
Whether you want to leave a legendary story in the world, or you want to create a mysterious and extraordinary past that makes people doubt your identity as a bigwig during your lifetime, just come to Suchen Funeral Company.
[Only need to pay ninety-nine yuan, and I will appear at your funeral in person, wearing a black suit and holding a black umbrella, stopping to watch the funeral silently.
[Pay 10,000 yuan, there will be a hundred people in black at your funeral, a Maybach will appear at the funeral site, and an old man in a tunic with vicissitudes of life will bow deeply to your tombstone, and offer a bouquet of flowers, and leave solemnly! ]
[Pay 100,000 yuan, there will be 3,000 people in black with umbrellas above your funeral, the day of the funeral will be rainy and rainy, the helicopter gunship will hover there, three old men in black tunics, two women full of tears, pay tribute to your tombstone! ] 】
......
[Pay 10 billion yuan, your funeral will be announced in the form of live broadcast, the trembling of heaven and earth, the coffin of Kowloon, and all things are bleak! ] All the powers in the world today will come to your grave and bow down for you! Heaven and earth show visions, black clouds sweep in a radius, the heavens and stars turn into your tombstones, and the sun and the moon practice for you.......]
We can solve all the problems that can be paid in place!
Pay for the order and immediately let you have a mysterious past
When Shen Su differentiated into an Alpha at eighteen, she completely let herself loose—only flirted, never committed.
From then on, she became a famous playgirl in the capital, always carrying the scent of various pheromones.
One day, she suddenly died and was bound to a "love-brain rescue system." She now has to travel through ten different worlds and save Omegas who’ve been hurt by scumbag Alphas in order to be reborn.
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[World 1] Married First, Then Fell in Love
In her past life, the love-brained Omega fell in love with a "phoenix man" Alpha, got treated like an ATM, and was ultimately betrayed.
Shen Su used the system's cheat powers to create the identity of a childhood friend and traveled back in time to before the love-brain met the scumbag, intending to stop their encounter. But she accidentally got herself involved instead.
System: Babe, you’re supposed to save the love-brain, not be the scumbag!
Shen Su: So what if I am? As long as I die while she loves me the most, I become her white moonlight. She’ll never love anyone else again. Problem solved. Perfect!
System: …Legendary.
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[World 2]
The love-brain volunteered to be someone’s stand-in, then donated a kidney to the returning white moonlight. In the end, she died on the operating table.
Shen Su created the identity of her first love—who unfortunately resembled the scumbag.
System: Wow. Now it’s double stand-in mode!
But when Shen Su, acting as the white moonlight, met the love-brain in this world, she froze. Why… did she look exactly like the one from the last world?
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[World 3] Real Heiress x Fake Heiress’s Older Sister
[World 4] Powerful Young Empress x Defiant Eldest Princess
[World 5] Cross-dressing Emperor x Betrayed Courtier's Wife
[World 6] Agile Evolver x Healing Evolver
[World 7] Award-Winning Actress x Scandal-Ridden Washed-Up Star
[World 8] Runaway Rich Girl x Her Manager
[World 9] Cultivator x Cat Demon
[World 10] Lady Meng Po x Immortal God
[…]
By the tenth world, Shen Su finally confirmed:
She’d been saving the same love-brain for ten lifetimes.
Worse still—the love-brain Omega was starting to remember everything.
Shen Su realized this just as her heat cycle hit.
"Still trying to run? Haven’t I treated you well?"
"Not running anymore. Time to cuddle~"
Eventually, Shen Su completed her mission and, after some prodding from the system, officially became an employee at the Quick Transmigration Bureau.
On her first day at work, she saw that her direct boss… was the same love-brain Omega.
She turned and bolted.
"This time, you’re not getting away."
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#Help! I Ghosted My Ex-Girlfriend, and Now She’s My Boss—What Do I Do?!
[PS: Female Alpha with no male traits. Some arcs include fake deaths. Ending is HE.]
[1v1 from beginning to end. Alpha: Shen Su, Omega: Lu Yan]
[The scumbagging is real scumbagging.]
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Tags: Devoted Love | Past Lives | Fated Lovers | System | Quick Transmigration | ABO
Main POV: Shen Su
Dynamics: Shen Su x Main God
One-line Summary: A scumbag Alpha flirts and runs—until she crashes and burns.
Theme: Treat others with sincerity.
Qu Mao, who hadn’t had time to cut his sister out of class and experience the degenerate university life, woke up and found that he had come to a strange and cruel new world, and it seemed that young people from all over the world came to this world together…
The world channel was full of shouts and curses. Except for a tattered lord’s order, everyone didn’t even have a whiteboard novice weapon at the beginning…
But Qu Mao is not worried or in a hurry, because he has a cheating system with him, and he just wants to save some cheating points. With cheating points, he has everything.
Who would want to cheat if they could win by cheating?
Zhou Che traveled to the world with developed vr technology, but found that the game industry in the world was extremely backward.
In order to let the players of this world experience the charm of video games, by the way, they should change their mentality.
Zhou Che resolutely became a game producer, and first gave players a strong medicine, and developed Silent Hill pt.
Sister Zhou, who was defenseless, shouted that she wanted to clear the customs with her life, and then she was scared by the female ghost in the corridor the next second.
Just when all the players are shouting Silent Hill as the most terrifying game in history,
Zhou Che silently took out "Beautiful Water World" and "Wolf"...
Naruto traveled through the world of the Tiger Sea, becoming Hell's adopted son. He fought and died in the Elite Four Battle, returning to Konoha Village. "Sasuke, you truly disappoint me. You've been defeated! Defeat by Uzumaki Naruto!" "Sakura, stop being a bitch, pretentious on the outside but slutty on the inside. I raped you like a beast, but when have you ever refused my orders?" "Rock Lee! I know your tyranny! I understand your ambitions! Come! Fight!" "Third-generation grandfather, isn't ruling about making the ignorant obey my supreme wisdom and will, and worship me as king?" "Akatsuki, you dogs, come on! Follow me, you will be blasted down! With the most brutal means—explosion and annihilation!" "It's just unifying the five nations, aren't you even prepared for this? If you fail, I, Uzumaki Naruto, will take the blame. If you succeed, I...
【All people change their jobs + myth revival + invincible upgrade flow + easy and funny + no system + no heroine】
Su Yu traveled to a world where all people change their jobs and awaken their talents.
Monsters are rampant here and aliens are invading! Danger and opportunity coexist!
Only by becoming a job changer, upgrading and becoming stronger, can you stand on the top of the world!
On the day of the job change, Su Yu became a mysterious hidden profession, a playmaker.
Obtained the D-level talent "Fate Modification" (one-time talent).
I thought it was a rubbish talent, but I didn't expect his ability to catch bugs was amazing!
"Fate Modification": You can modify one word in the fate summary once. (The talent disappears after using it once)
Su Yu activated his talent and directly modified it to: "Fate Modification" (billion-time talent): The talent disappears after using it billion times.
From then on, the world ushered in the darkest moment!
Fate Summary: You were attacked by a green peak snake and the venom entered your body.
After modification: You were attacked by a green peak snake and the spirit fluid entered your body.
Qingfeng Snake: "How come this human Kuku upgrades when I bite him?"
Fate Summary: You attack the succubus tribe with meteor showers.
After Modification: You attack the succubus tribe with meteor shit showers.
Succubus: "You are a dog!"
Fate Summary: You are attacked by a Titan bear, and you are eaten alive after struggling hard.
After Modification: You are attacked by a Titan bear, and you are born after struggling hard.
Titan bear; "I am so confused, how come I suddenly get pregnant while fighting?"
Looking at the kind-faced Titan bear, Su Yu immediately said: "Mom!"
...
Corrupted Mud Monster]——[Abominable Giant]——[Burning Blood Saint]
[Little Ice Dragon]——[Frost Lord]——[Frost Shining Bone Dragon]
[Soul-Guiding Banner]——[Soul-Summoning Banner]——[Human Emperor Flag]
Qian Er traveled through the world of beast taming and became a dark beast tamer, but had difficulty making progress due to a lack of resources.
Fortunately, I have awakened the apocalyptic double portal, and can travel to the apocalyptic world to feed the flesh and blood beasts, the bones to feed the skeleton beasts, and the souls to feed the soul beasts.
The most important thing is that harvesting zombies in the apocalypse will actually generate merit.
A group of dark beastmasters looked at the heads rolling behind Qian Er, but there was no ghost aura at all, and instead the beastmaster's royal flag, which was protected by golden light, fell into deep thought.
This thing...why does it look so much like the Ten Thousand Souls Banner?