Lu Ye drove a three-wheeled vehicle and accidentally entered the scene of a dating variety show. He mistook Liu Tianxian and a group of female guests for female tourists and dragged them to Hongye Village.
But the production crew mistook him for a human trafficker or kidnapper and chased him for ten miles.
The whole network was on edge, but in the end it turned out to be a misunderstanding?
When I returned to the village, I found out that the filming location of the love variety show was actually next to Lu Ye's yard!
While the guests were cooking, the mouth-watering aroma of food came from the house next door. Many guests came to ask for food, their mouths watering.
The guests went to the fields, and Lu Ye from the neighboring field hitched a plow and plowed three acres of land back and forth.
Early in the morning, Lu Ye hummed a song called "Look Over Here, Girl Across the Street". The playful and wanton lyrics made the female guests next to him blush.
Wild boars came down the mountain and wreaked havoc in the cornfields. Lu Ye, carrying a large Guan Dao, chopped the wild boars from the south to the north of the village, killing them until they were pissing and bleeding.
Late at night, Lu Ye told the village children about the old corpse in the mountain village, which scared several female guests to tears.
Later, a shocking news broke out: the author of the epic poem "The Bird's Nest" that suddenly became popular on the Internet turned out to be him?
The Western magic classic "Harry Potter" that is famous on the Western Internet was actually written by him?
The audience then discovered that this seemingly rustic villager was actually wearing countless layers of vests...
A creator, a great writer, a doctor, a martial arts master, a playwright...
The male guests were filled with hatred, and they became passers-by, with all the limelight stolen by Lu Ye, an amateur villager!
Who is the guest on the dating show? Why not just let you be the guest?
Human power is limited, but the road to becoming an immortal is long.
There are four major skills in cultivating immortals: setting up formations, refining elixirs, making tools, and drawing talismans.
For ordinary people, learning a skill requires their entire life.
It is difficult to learn a skill, and even more difficult to master it.
Jiang Huaizhi was originally a volunteer at the Hualong National Laboratory. By chance, he traveled to another world and gained the ability to split himself into two.
Cultivating immortals is a very resource-consuming thing, and people’s energy and time are limited.
After having a clone, Jiang Huai's original body practiced Qi to improve his realm, while the clone learned the secondary skills of cultivating immortals.
Use the clone to support the original body, and eventually move towards the peak of the immortal path step by step.
[Torture Three] + [Funny] + [Relax] + [All Collected] Ye Yin traveled through the Douluo Continent to obtain the resentment value system. As long as he makes people feel resentful, he can become stronger. When he saw Tang San, he said, "Xiao San, you take good care of your father!" "I haven't eaten enough. I have some leftovers to feed the dog. Do you want to eat it?" When he saw Yu Xiaogang, he said, "Master, you said there are no useless martial spirits, only useless spirit masters. What's your situation?" When he saw Xiao Wu, he said, "I'll treat you to spicy rabbit heads." "How did your mother die?"... I thought Ye Yin was sinister enough, but I didn't know that his spirit skills were even more sinister. The first spirit skill, blessing/curse, blessing: impose good status, sleep
(Change to single, no CP, one soul and multiple bodies, vest flow, original world view)
In a world full of disasters and despair
Standing in the spotlight, the world's singing diva 'Mockingbird' is the center of everyone's attention. Her singing can soothe people's fears and bring hope.
The unstoppable Molten Knight 'Sam (Firefly)' stood at the forefront of the battlefield. Her flames burned countless monsters, and everyone knew that they could not be her enemy.
In addition, there is the masked fool 'Hanabi' with a thousand faces, the cute and charming pink fairy lady 'Alishia', and so on.
And no one knows that these people are essentially one person.
Mu Heng: Yes, these people are all me.jpg!
Jieming found that he had traveled through time. His golden finger was the Encyclopedia of Immortal Cultivation [Dao Shuge], but why did he travel through to the wizard world? ! The Star Ring Federation, the Crimson King's Court, the Void Architecture Institute, the Anti-Entropy Alliance... The wizard civilization in the period of great development launched wars against all the planes it discovered like wolves and tigers. This is the best of times, and the worst of times. Faced with the fact that he may become an experimental subject and a cannon fodder in the plane war at any time, Jieming chose to live a long life, cultivate technology, accumulate resources, and use the knowledge of the two worlds to quietly develop in the deep of the dangerous Star Abyss. "Don't be afraid, I'm just a logistics person. I don't have the power of a combat wizard. I came here just to get some raw materials." After saying that, Jieming looked at the plane in front of him, grabbed it, and refined it in an instant!
A car accident made me travel to the city to be a villain in a novel. As long as I survived to the finale, I would be able to return to the real world with generous rewards. but! These stunning beauties don’t serve as harems for the male protagonists, but hang around me every day. Are they because they think I won’t die soon enough? Stop wearing stockings and uniforms. Why are you trying to hook up with me? Go find Long Aotian! Since destiny belongs to me, I might as well compete with the protagonist! Who is the protagonist? There’s no telling!
Yunxiao was accidentally brought to Douluo Continent by the system, but before he woke up, his system started fighting with Douluo God Realm.
The final result was that the system exploded and blew up Douluo God Realm. But fortunately, before the system exploded, it left itself a novice gift pack and a half plane...
……………………
Yunxiao: Titled Douluo, Immortal Seed, Elf Clan? ? ?
Very good, you are not a human being at the beginning.
Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire?
This is obviously what my elf clan left behind in Douluo Continent!
When Yunxiao became the God of Creation.
A certain God King had red eyes, panted like an ox, and roared to the sky.
"The Divine Beast Clan cannot become a God, you have already died."
Yunxiao spread his hands when he heard this: "Soul Beasts cannot become Gods, what does this have to do with my Elf Clan?"
One hundred thousand years ago, Jue Tiantong traveled through a fantasy world and practiced hard for decades, eventually stopping at the twelfth level of the Body Tempering Realm.
Fortunately, his ordinary life was not without achievements. After his cultivation failed, he married a beautiful wife who gave birth to nine sons.
Unfortunately, less than a month after his youngest son was born, Juetiantong passed away due to old age!
However, one day one hundred thousand years later, Juetiantong's tomb was split open by a black lightning.
Juetiantong, who had died of old age a hundred thousand years ago, also sat up from his grave like a zombie.
"I, am resurrected?"
[Congratulations host, you have been resurrected! ]
"One hundred thousand years!"
"Do you know how I got through these 100,000 years?"
[For these 100,000 years, you have been buried.]
“·······”
[The eldest son, Jue Wushuang, attained the Dao of the Great Emperor sixty thousand years ago. Now he has reached the twelfth level of the Great Emperor Realm and is honored with the title of Wushuang Great Emperor. He is the master of the Wushuang Emperor Sect!]
[The second son, Jue Wuji, attained the Dao of the Great Emperor fifty-nine thousand years ago. Now he has reached the twelfth level of the Great Emperor realm and is honored with the title of Wuji Great Emperor. He is the master of the Wuji Immortal Sect!]
[The third son, Jue Wuya, attained the Dao of the Great Emperor fifty-eight thousand years ago. Now he has reached the twelfth level of the Great Emperor Realm. He is honored as the Wuya Great Emperor and is the master of the Wuya Holy Land!]
[The four sons are absolutely unrighteous, and they achieved enlightenment 57,000 years ago...]
[Nineth Son Jue Wuchen, who attained the Dao of the Great Emperor fifty-one thousand years ago, has now reached the twelfth level of the Great Emperor Realm. He is honored as the Great Emperor Wuchen and is the master of the Wuchen Immortal Sect!]
Seeing the information that appeared in the system space, Jue Tiantong swallowed his saliva: "Fuck, my son is invincible?"
Lin Qi travels through the Witcher world and becomes a witcher apprentice majoring in biomodification, with a built‑in proficiency system.
Thus, giving a lizard bat wings, transforming it into a ferocious yet cute dragon‑type creature.
Giving a man‑eating plant transplanted gastric acid mucosa to strengthen its digestive system.
Adding a mouth organ to a venom‑mushroom, turning it into a little spitting mushroom.
Transplanting eyeballs, modifying organs, adding limbs and legs…
One by one, bizarre and strange lives were born in Lin Qi’s hands.
Every experiment is an increase in proficiency.
Every study is an accumulation of knowledge.
From a small witcher, grinding step by step to world dominator, from modifying a low‑level magical plant, until creating an angel.
—The Witcher‑style, steady and methodical cultivation style.
The protagonist’s personality is calm and low‑key, conduct is steady, thought is not flighty, interpersonal relations harmonious.
Focus on world‑building, logic rigorous, story setting detailed.
[Path Sequence] [Native Cthulhu] [No Female Lead] [Exploration] [No System] [Non-Fun Story]
"Your role is [Fortune Teller]!"
“Please [play] your role well. This is the key to your survival and even escape from here!”
"In order to better immerse yourself in the role, please light a stick of incense for the Three Pure Ones!"
Qin Yangming woke up in a secret room with no memory. A card told him to light a stick of incense. He looked at the three connected, bloody fingers...
As more and more strange monsters appear, things develop more and more beyond common sense, and everyone's extraordinary powers begin to awaken...
33 sequence paths: announcer, soldier, street performer, sloth, farmer, cook, fortune teller, prisoner, teacher, prostitute, servant, scholar, doctor, police officer, arbitrator, storyteller, craftsman, fisherman, actor, hunter, mental patient... Each sequence has nine steps, and above the ninth step, there is the divine step.
Who can devour everything and ascend to the throne of God?