"Master, I've been having trouble getting cold water in my teeth lately, can you help me change my luck?"
Xiao Han glanced at the debt collector beside him and calmly said:
"Just give me the 550,000 yuan compensation for the employee who died suddenly, and give me another 50,000 yuan."
"Master, my father keeps appearing in my dreams after he passed away. Does he have any unfulfilled wishes?"
Xiao Han glanced at the angry ghost beside him and said awkwardly:
"Hurry home and see, your wife is cheating on you in front of your father's memorial tablet."
"Master, I've been away from home for many years. Can you tell me if my parents are still alive?"
Xiao Han glanced at the three victims beside him and silently dialed 110:
"Sit still and don't move. I'll have someone transfer some money to you."
"Master, one of our undercover agents has been murdered, and his body is missing. Can you help us with a divination?"
Xiao Han stared at the police officers who came to his door, momentarily stunned...
Arrest drug dealers, solve cold cases, and uncover spies.
Xiao Han offended all sorts of vicious people on his own. One fan jokingly said, "Master, if you keep playing like this, you'll get retaliated against sooner or later. So I've already bought a suona (a traditional Chinese wind instrument)."
That day.
The dead drug dealer actually turned into a vengeful ghost.
In front of many viewers in the live stream, they came to demand Xiao Han's life.
Hundreds of thousands of audience members even took out their suonas (traditional Chinese wind instruments).
They were preparing to play a mournful dirge.
But I never expected it.
Under the watchful eyes of countless people, Xiao Han suddenly snapped his fingers. With a "snap," countless golden talismans materialized out of thin air around him...
In the 1980s of the 21st century, we entered the federal era, and everyone had to enter a game of "Lord of All Nations".
Enter the game, build your own village and recruit heroes.
The entire game is divided into eight continents. The four outer continents are where novices are born, and the rest are extremely mysterious and no one knows how to get there.
The protagonist recruits god-level assistants at the beginning, and the territory develops very quickly.
Jiang Xing traveled to Dou Qi Continent and became the grandson of a six-star Dou Sheng strongman in Zhongzhou. Let’s see how Jiang Xing relied on his foresight and strong backing to practice Burning Jue and seize strange fire to break through Dou Emperor...
From an identity beyond life, observe the worldly love and hatred of immortal cultivators in the long river of time.
He walked out of the not-so-prosperous town and entered the splendid world of cultivating immortals. He walked fast and slow, sometimes walked and sometimes rested, but he never stopped.
The Age of the Last Dharma, the Age of the Emperors, the Age of Darkness and Turmoil...
He can be seen in all eras, and the only thing he can do is to watch his old friends die and then bury them...
Chen Changsheng traveled to the vast world of immortal cultivation and awakened the longevity system.
Sleeping for one year will increase your lifespan by one year, and you can also gain one attribute point.
I, Chen Changsheng, have no interest in fighting and killing. I just want to have a good sleep and see my old friend off for the last time.
After a decade of slumber, the village is no longer what it used to be.
After a hundred years of slumber, the former dynasty is no longer there.
After sleeping for a thousand years, the flowers that were casually planted have become elixirs that countless monks are vying for.
After sleeping for ten thousand years, the little bird he raised has turned into a demon king.
One day, Chen Changsheng took out the hatchet from his waist and slashed it lightly, and the entire sky instantly split into two halves.
Human Emperor: Teacher, are you back?
Lord of the Forbidden Land: My old friend, how should I face you?
During the Great Nirvana, Minghai saved Luo Feng's grandfather's family. On the way of escaping together, he was killed by a ferocious beast for saving Luo Hongguo.
After waking up, he found that he inexplicably possessed the innate secret method of "transforming into a sea of blood"!
Using the innate secret method of "transforming into a sea of blood", his body turned into blood and water, which could devour life and continuously expand the scale of blood and water.
Soon, the blood demon was bred.
The blood sea and the blood demon are two sides of the same coin, complementing each other.
The blood sea devours all living things to improve its innate potential, and the blood demon practices fighting and hunting all living things.
The blood sea will not dry up, and the blood demon will not die!
"In this life, I actually reincarnated as a mosquito. Alas, mosquito life is boring!"
"In this life, I reincarnated as a vulture. Alas, bird life is boring, better to just kill myself and return to the heavens!"
"..."
"In this life, I finally reincarnated as a human, but unfortunately, my talent is shallow, there's no path to immortality, and I can't reach the peak of martial arts!"
"In this life, I finally have a spirit root, but unfortunately, it's just a杂(miscellaneous) five-element spirit root. Cultivation is difficult, Foundation Establishment is difficult, and achieving the Dao is even harder!"
"This life failed again, let's see about the next one!"
My name is Jiang Yuan. Three lives as a human, a hundred lives to enter the Dao, and ten thousand lives to become an immortal!
Two years ago, his father was killed by a drunk driver.
The murderer was released and he was also falsely imprisoned.
Facing the injustice in the world, he was powerless to change it!
Two years later, he obtained the supreme inheritance, medical skills to save the world, martial arts to exorcise demons!
Those who harm me, blood debts must be paid with blood!
Those who bully me, can't die!
The new book "My Kidney Was Damaged, I Transplanted the Five Internal Organs of the Immortal" has been released, I hope you like it.
Yes, Jiang Wan knows.
Jiang Wan knows that he wore it.
Jiang Wan didn't know exactly where she had put the clothes.
However, judging from the current situation, he probably didn't dress well and will likely be taken advantage of by that poor bastard again.
"Working people may have a tough time, but they're not idiots. Whoever wants to come to this crappy ancient world can come, but I don't want to come at all!"
"Quack quack!"
"Brother Frog, you also think this place is no good, right?"
Jiang Wan stared at her unconventional appearance reflected in the water, feeling a sense of kinship with a frog perched on a lotus leaf.
"In the desolate land of Bashan and Chushui, there is you and me in a small ditch."
I swatted the mosquito that had landed on my thigh and was stealing food with a smack, then handed it to Brother Frog, holding the mosquito by the leg.
"We're in the same boat, what a miserable situation!"
"Croak!"
Fortunately, not long after feeding the frogs, the old man suddenly pooped a huge dump. He'd successfully rebelled with the bandit leader!
And so, the country bumpkin girl instantly transformed into a beautiful young lady from an official family. However, the more she heard some of the names around her, the more familiar they seemed.
Until a certain man made a dazzling appearance, his scumbag stench, which could be smelled from three miles away, quickly stirred her brain, which hadn't adjusted to the time difference.
Oh my god, this is terrible!
I've actually transmigrated into the body of the older sister of the female lead in a tragic novel!
Jiang Wan turned to look at her obedient and well-behaved younger sister, raised an eyebrow and sneered.
There will be some crazy male lead appearing, right?
It's okay, I've worked in the Department of Psychiatry at the Third Hospital for many years and have some experience with bedwetting.
Don't worry, nobody knows more about mental illness than me!
(Both the male and female leads are virgins, so feel free to jump in.)
“Magic is to the left, technology is to the right.” Cheng Yuan was dumbfounded when he saw two doors suddenly appearing in front of him, with two completely different breaths.
As a good young man in the new century, Cheng Yuan walked toward the left door without hesitation.
“Sorry, your intelligence is good, please choose again …” So, the despised Cheng Yuan could only grit his teeth, with tears, and walked to the right … Since then, Huaxia has a genius, one comparable to Einstein Super genius
He transmigrates into a mythical world, becoming Qin King Ying Zheng in the mortal realm. But the gods are watching, and the entire world is not solely his domain.
Fortunately, the Relics System has awakened. As long as relics are created and passed down for thousands of years, making future generations believe in them, they can manifest as reality!
He ordered craftsmen to build the Sword Washing Pool, erected three thousand terracotta warriors, and inscribed words on a stone tablet. A thousand years later, a star accidentally fell off a cliff while filming and discovered the ruins!
[I, the Emperor, bestow upon the sword master Lü Dongbin a sword, to lead three thousand sword cultivators and annihilate six kingdoms!]
Thus, the swords and armor of the Great Qin Dynasty flew like meteors, opening the gates of heaven with a single strike!
After unifying the mortal realm, Qin Shi Huang performed the Fengshan ceremony at Mount Tai, and the sacrificial text resonated throughout the ages.
[I have built an ascension altar on Mount Tai. During the Fengshan ceremony, nine dragons will pull a coffin from the stars to pay homage to the Celestial Qin, and the entire nation will ascend to heaven!]
Thousands of years later, the human spaceship finally reached the edge of the Milky Way, only to find a figure dressed in ancient armor blocking its way.
"How dare you!"
"Without the First Emperor's edict, how dare you trespass on the border of the Milky Way!"