When a person really wants to change the world, he will find how small his power is.

How many evil deeds must a person commit to bring her back to the dawn at the end of hell?

How far must a person go to catch up with his original self at the end of time?

The world is so chaotic, it is neither fair nor reasonable. It persecutes heroes, breeds evil, and is full of ugliness.

Let the wicked cut off the malice in the world!

There are three thousand Dao methods, and the path to enlightenment is eternal. Huo Yuhao traveled through another world and was taken in by the Tianshi Mansion, embarking on the path of cultivation. A hundred years later, he transcended the tribulation and ascended to heaven, only to return to the Douluo Continent, back to the time when he was murdered at the age of ten.

Innate level one soul power? What does it have to do with my cultivation?

Looking at the enemies of the White Tiger Duke's Mansion and those self-proclaimed gods who were interfering with the rulers of the lower world, Huo Yuhao flicked his sleeves, and the sky was filled with golden thunder, and under the rolling thunder was a torrential rain of blood!

A new round of Great Collapse is about to begin. Let's interview the first few Herrschers to defect from the "Honkai" camp and see what they have to say. Herrscher of Reason (Bronya): That means I'm the First Herrscher! Herrscher of Lightning (Raiden Mei): Because I'm Raiden Mei! Herrscher of Wind (Wendy) and Herrscher of Ice (Anna): Say, we will protect everything that is destined! Herrscher of Void (Kiana): Restoring the glory of the Herrschers is our duty! And finally, the Finale (the protagonist): Awakening is a success!

【Hilarious Index ★★★★★】

[Fantasy time travel + no system + brainless comedy + those who like to read cool stories please take a detour + those with sensitive hearts should be careful + please save your brain before reading at the beginning]

To protect the peace of the six realms, the ancient sword god was willing to perish along with the Demon Ancestor, and then returned to the world to cultivate again. Because the Demon Ancestor cursed him before his death, he lost his memory after rebirth, and only remembered the memories before his previous life before crossing over. His mindless journey to cultivate again and again is hilarious...

[PS: It is strongly recommended to read the book from a God's perspective in the early stage. Don't put yourself too much in the story, it will be very enjoyable.]

Ye Fei: I traveled through time?

Where is the gold finger?

none!

What about the system?

none!

Where are the original owner’s memories?

none!

I should be a handsome guy, right?

So ugly!

How the hell can I survive three episodes?

Ye Fei: Dad, you are so handsome and I am so ugly. Am I really your biological son?

Ye Fei's father: Huh? When did you find out about this?

Ye Fei: Dad, didn’t you say that our Ye family has three big losers? You, me, and who is the other one?

Ye Fei’s father: Your grandfather, this waste of ours is inherited from our ancestors.

Ye Fei: Dad, I must have been a genius before, and I must have become a waste halfway through, right?

Ye Fei’s father: You have always been a waste, since the day you were born!

Ye Fei: Dad, people have beaten me since I was a child, and you didn’t help me?

Ye Fei's father: I help you? Are you kidding? I was also beaten by his father like this when I was a child. If I help you, won't his father beat me again?

Ye Fei: Were you also beaten by his father all the way up? Didn't your grandfather help you back then?

Ye Fei’s father: Nonsense, your grandfather was also beaten like this by his grandfather when he was growing up!

Ye Fei: ...

In the 30th century, the word "country" disappeared from the earth, and all countries and nations were unified under the banner of the federal government. After nearly several centuries, humans finally discovered another planet suitable for human survival. In the next century, humans once again discovered two planets suitable for survival that looked like Earth.

"As a special meritorious official, a legendary military leader, and the youngest general ever to be elected, could you please share the secret of your success?"

"No love."

"You mean to not be bothered by love, not be swayed by emotions, and to focus on making achievements and serving the country, right?"

“That’s right!”

The next day, Qin Feng almost vomited blood while reading the newspaper.

"As a special meritorious hero and a legendary soldier, can you share the secret of your success?"

"More romance."

"You're saying that love motivates you to forge ahead, to overcome obstacles, to help you overcome numerous difficulties and reach the top. You think that couples who support each other are more likely to achieve success, is that what you mean?"

“That’s right!”

Because of this interview, young people enthusiastically signed up to join the army, and the marriage rate and birth rate in China have seen a surge in growth, with military marriages accounting for the majority...

“After every fire, ants survive.”

…

Mysterious anomalous biological metals have polluted the world, and the world has undergone tremendous changes. Metal sickness is like a key that opens the door to evolution. Under the tide of evolution, there are no innocents.

The choice is up to you, do you want to be the surviving ants after the fire, or do you want to risk your life, step on the glorious long steps to the gods, and glimpse the supreme glory of the mother goddess?

…

Touch the totem in your heart, follow the inspiration, and step on the long steps of ascending to God:

[Amphibians] → [Atlantic Glory] → [Ningen]…

[Eight Arms] → [Nightmare in the Sea] → [Deep Divers]…

[Eagle Eye] → [Owl Ghost of the Night] → [Jersey Demon]…

[Living Dead] → [Grave Digger] → [Death Ferryman]…

…

“On that day, the world was polluted, and I was the source of pollution. Human desires are endless, desire is the best food on the way to evolution, and I am the embodiment of desire.”

– Joe Tour.

In the celestial empire, during the ninth year of the Mandate of Heaven,

Chaos reigns across the land, and the people suffer.

The royal governance collapses, and western barbarians with their pantheon of gods invade.

New warlords arise, claiming territories; the Taiping rebels wreak havoc, leading to widespread misery.

Calamities like floods, droughts, earthquakes, sandstorms, tornadoes, acid rain, blood moons, and meteor falls occur in succession.

Countless demons roam, strange beings thrive, spirits mingle with the inexplicable, and mysterious phenomena arise.

In these dark and tumultuous times, Tao Qian opens his eyes to find himself about to be beheaded at the vegetable market...

This book is also known as "How did I become the world's best teaching UP host?" "I accidentally won the Grand Slam in order to make teaching videos" and "All champion top laners are my apprentices"

——

Zhou Dian traveled through S7 and became a UP host specializing in top lane teaching.

From the national server to the Korean server, they are all his sources of materials.

Later, Zhou Dian reached out to the professional arena...

"What? You can't beat anyone in the lane with Nasus, and you can only play in the low rank? Then I have to teach you how to play Nasus, the rank is not high, LPL finals!"

"What? Garen is a useless hero, with short legs and always being walked? It doesn't exist, I have to teach you how to play Garen, the rank is average, MSI finals!"

"I always hear people say that Jayce's poke has no damage? The damage is very weak? It doesn't make sense. I'll try and teach you how to play Jayce, the rank is okay, S finals!"

——

In the face of interviews, other top laners commented on Zhou Dian

369: After watching Brother Zhou's teaching of Gnar, I practiced Gnar in one day, it's so easy!

TheShy: Why do I like to play top lane with marksmen? I learned it from Zhou!

Nuguri: I'm not the last super top laner, I'm just one of Mr. Zhou's many students!

Zeus: I will never forget Zhou's Jayce game in the Bird's Nest finals that year. At that moment, I thought, if I could become a professional player, I must win the championship skin for Jayce and restore Jayce's glory....

But more often, these players would say to Zhou Dian: Please don't make teaching videos anymore, it's really embarrassing to be publicly executed!