"The first rule of the art of hiding: stay one kilometer away from Uzumaki Naruto!

The second essence of hiding: pretend to be dead immediately when you encounter the Akatsuki organization!

The third essence of the Way of Survival: Never admit that you know ninjutsu!

Kitano Hideichi strictly enforced the above principles, but the system rewards became more and more outrageous——

[Ninja Tool·Pearl Milk Tea Launcher] made Tsunade quit drinking;

[Summoning Jutsu: Delivery Boy] He was treated as the illegitimate son of Flying Thunder God by the Fourth Hokage;

Developed [Earth Style: Sofa Barrier Technique] and was asked by Orochimaru: "How to lie down gracefully?"

Finally, looking at himself begging for retirement on his knees and the people in the ninja world behind him shouting "Master Kitano", he sighed to the sky:

"I just want to be a salted fish, but you force me to become a god!"

Commenting on Itachi's plan to exterminate the clan as being too crude, he actually received an offer from the Akatsuki organization: "The Moon Eye Project needs your sharp tongue!"

Uchiha Madara: Do you want to dance too?

Me: No, I want to get off work. "

You mean you disguised yourself as a woman and sneaked into Saint Freya, living and eating with Kiana until the Herrscher of the Void incident broke out?"

"Yes, this is the bishop's mission, and I have no choice."

"You pretended to be killed by the Herrscher of the Void?"

"Yes, so that no one will be sacrificed, and Kiana's consciousness can be awakened."

"The Herrscher of the Thousand is actually you?"

"Yes, this is all to defeat the Honkai." "

Did you also put the memory in the Plague Gem?"

"Yes, this is also to defeat the Honkai."

"Why do you want to get on the train now?"

"They all know the truth, please save me!"

"...You should find a way to send Aha away first."

(Marriage first, love later, short-lived parents, 1v1 double cleanliness)

Du Jingyi braved his fate and married into the Duke’s mansion, becoming the daughter-in-law of a wealthy family.

The husband is Shang Shaoyu, the most popular god of war in the Daxing Dynasty at that time, but it is widely said that he is known as a wife-suppressant.

I thought it was a match made in heaven.

Unexpectedly, on the night of the wedding, Shang Shaoyu only had time to lift his hijab, leaving a sentence of “Cezhou is in danger” and left in a hurry for three years.

After the master returned to court, he remembered that he had a lovely wife in his house.

I thought she had been wronged, but I found that my beloved wife hiding in Xitang Courtyard was living a better life than anyone else.

Everyone in the Duke’s mansion was going through so much trouble, but she was the only one who was pampered…

Du Jingyi just wanted a stable retirement, but he was forced to kill everyone in the back house.

First, half of the bed was given away, and then someone squeezed into my heart for no reason.

Just before her fall.

The general, who had a hard face and a cold heart, had a gentle and charming smile.

He whispered in her ear: Madam, please have mercy…

The national emperor game is coming, and all human beings will travel to another world to become emperor.

Everyone gets the Emperor attribute bonus.

Righteousness, morality, force, strategy…

However, at the same time, everyone has to encounter a crisis,

Eunuch dictatorship, border chaos, harem curtains…

Unfortunately, the attributes that Chen Mu got at the beginning were,

The favorability of all the people has been greatly reduced.

But fortunately, Fang Ping, a programmer, brought his own plug-in, a tyrant simulator.

[Please select three from the next ten talents to start the simulation. 】

[In the first month, you are enthroned as emperor! 】

【In the second month, you died…】

[The simulation is over, you can choose a talent]

…

After the novice period is over, when other emperors are gearing up and planning to conquer cities and lands, and unite the universe and become a country of all nations,

An emperor named “Tyrant” smiled happily.

After the protagonist Su Yi Che traveled through a parallel world, he woke up and found himself the 59th Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. At this time, the United Kingdom was completely bankrupt, and unprecedented riots broke out in nearly a decade. The entire British politics and economy were on the verge of collapse, and GDP even had a trend of being surpassed by France, falling to the seventh largest economy in the world. At this critical moment, Su Yi Che appeared! He was determined to vigorously implement economic reforms and stop all military aid to Ukraine, focusing on economic development, and using force to suppress rioting immigrants and expand the army to protect Britain's social security. He devoted all his efforts to developing the gross domestic product of the United Kingdom, signed the economic goal of "China and the United Kingdom to Deepen Economic Cooperation" with Longguo, and used force to resolve the war in Northern Ireland and attack Ireland. The Irish government announced its return to the United Kingdom. At this point, the British Isles were all controlled by the British government. Since jointly developing the economy with China, the UK's GDP growth rate has reached its highest peak in nearly three decades, and its GDP has returned to the world's fifth largest economy, while India has fallen to sixth.

[No System + Unlimited Flow + Apocalypse + Mutants + No Harem]

Every time Wu Jin falls asleep, he travels to the future world 30 years later.

Moreover, every time he changes the past, the future changes accordingly!

Since he dreams of the future!!!

Defying fate and changing destiny is the key!

Lottery! Stock tickets! Market trends!

And the college entrance examination he is about to face!

However, in the dream future, he only has one hour.

Because after one hour.

The world... is destroyed!

[Unreal Court] [Lighthearted and funny] [The male lead is so handsome] [Many female leads] [It looks better in the later stages]

Also known as "I'm just a scholar, you say I'm violent?"

"I asked you to be an official, but I didn't ask you to take in a beautiful female demon!"

Lin Moben thought he had a perfect start by marrying a beautiful wife!

Unexpectedly, on the wedding night, he saw his beautiful bride slowly peeling off her skin and painting her eyebrows and lips!

Painted Skin? ! !

In an instant, all the alcohol disappeared and I was covered in cold sweat!

[Use your body as bait, reward: 100 Kindness Points, first time completed, receive a Pure Yang Body.]

[Kill the Banshee, Reward: 100 Good Karma Points, First time completed, receive the Painted Skin Technique!]

I finally married a stunningly beautiful woman, and you want me to kill my wife to prove my faith?

As the saying goes, when evil thoughts arise, the world is wide open...

......

A few years later, Lin Mo, who was reluctantly promoted to a land immortal, commanded the court with his sword, killed the four barbarians, and his battle became known to the world!

"Rebellion is really that simple."

"The first step is to rush into the palace."

"The second step is to kill the emperor."

"The third step is to become the emperor."

Of course, it all started on his wedding night when he mustered up the courage to open the door...

"I'm so stupid, really," Kiana leaned lazily on the sofa with her thighs on the coffee table, "I only knew to be on guard against the little girls in the Cocolia Orphanage, I didn't know that I had to be on guard against women from other worlds too. Ryoko opened the portal to Teyvat early in the morning but didn't take me with him, saying that the family was short of funds. But I know that he is already a dog raised by that fox named Yae Kamiko."

"But mom seems not very angry?" Cecilia lay on the sofa and laughed, "Let me tell you, Kiana, there is no reproductive isolation between dogs and foxes."

"Fox?" Seele raised her head dazedly, "In addition to Sister Sakura, brother is raising a fox again?"

"What do you mean by raising..." Yae Sakura was tired, "I have a job."

"By the way, where is the Coral Palace pearl powder that I asked Ryoko to bring back from Teyvat?" Cecilia slammed the table unhappily, "Xilin! You are using mom's cosmetics again!"

"Human! You are old, good things should be left to your daughter!" Someone on the second floor objected loudly.

The apartment was noisy, and Kiana rubbed her temple angrily, "Damn it... I said I would go to Teyvat just to make money to support me!"

This book is also known as "I Raise Honkai Impact 3 in Genshin Impact"