When an era is romanticized, it signifies its complete passing. For Chen Junqian, a struggling children's literature writer who remains a mediocre figure despite years of effort, he'd rather be reborn into his familiar yet alien childhood than travel to a supposedly wonderful but unrealistic two-dimensional world. However, the condition is that he must create the best romantic comedy in this most realistic and mundane world, starting in 2009. Lacking a childhood friend with maxed-out affection, he'll artificially create the perfect one. Without a gentle and considerate older sister next door, he'll try to hold onto the online romance offline. Forced to become the male protagonist of a romantic comedy, his task is to recapture the lost opportunities of his past life. If there are no events, create them; if there are no stories, create them. This book is definitely not a guide to rebirth in the new millennium, but I guarantee it will be one of the best time machines ever made.

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What?

You ask me, what is pleasure?

The purple-haired girl tapped her chin lightly with her fingers, her golden eyes looking intently at you, and then suddenly flashed you a wide smile.

Ask pleasure what pleasure is, isn't that the greatest joy?

Ha ha ha ha!

Spread joy, fill the script;

Witness comedy and spread joy!

It has nothing to do with choice, nothing to do with fate;

Everything, for fun!

This is a fun-loving person who simultaneously embodies the concepts of God and Satan, yet engages in silly antics, on a joyful journey of seeking amusement everywhere.

This work contains, but is not limited to, deep regret, lifelong remorse, cremation, and so on. It doesn't matter if the plot is old-fashioned, as long as it's fun!

One Piece is just the beginning; later, it will wander into worlds like Fate/Grand Order, Warcraft III: The Fourth Shinobi World War, and Madoka Magica.

Note: No pairing.

While others rely on wands to get to school, he gets to get to school by reading! In Lin Xiu's schoolbag, "History of Magic" is a 'history rewind device,' "Advanced Potion Making" is an 'improvement cheat code,' and even "Standard Spells" can be read with a hidden attribute of 'accuracy +20%'—the academic genius system tells him: read ten books and you can level up; solve dark magic incidents and directly unlock new abilities! Dumbledore's distant nephew status makes him the professors' 'tacitly known target of attention,' but when Wolfgang, a remnant of Grindelwald's party, returns with 'wizard supremacy,' when the Ministry of Magic malfunctions and dark magic surges, when the ladies vie to research new spells for him—he opens the last book, "Ultimate Guardian Magic," and finally understands: this year's Hogwarts doesn't need geniuses, it needs a shield that can withstand all crises!

(The rating just came out, it will go up later)

A nationwide awakening? No, I'm the sole lord from the start!

Twenty-six years after the cataclysmic changes on Earth, a mysterious "Gate" connects to another world, and awakened beings roam freely. Reborn Chen Nuo, after sixteen years of dormancy, finally hears that voice that belongs only to him on the day of his awakening:

[Ding! Congratulations on awakening the unique Infinite-level talent—Lord's Heart!]

While others were still struggling for F-rank abilities, he had already quietly carved out his own territory and become king in another world! Undead? Skeletons? Orcs? Elves? Even the superior races had to bow down to him!

However, as his lord level soared, Chen Nuo gradually uncovered the terrifying truth behind the [door]... The countdown to the annihilation of humanity had already begun.

When the world-ending torrent swept in, the entire world was shocked! But Chen Nuo stood calmly by the Lord's Gate, his fingertip lightly tapping: "What's the panic? My territory is humanity's last invincible bulwark!"

Content: Romantic slice-of-life + system + exorcism world: Oregairu + The Girl Who Can See + Saekano + romantic brain battles... Without a moment's mourning for being transported to a strange world, what follows is—the conventionally accepted, long-haired, flat-chested, sharp-tongued girl: Yukino Yukinoshita; the ghost-seeing girl who always drops little pearls when encountering ghosts and hides behind them for a sense of security: Miko Yotsuya; the beautiful young writer who always wants to stick close to things for writing inspiration: Utaha Kasumigaoka; the ice sculpture girl with a conflicting image and resume, and the silly girl whose brain seems to go scramble after melting: Kaguya Shinomiya...

Su Tang, a chef proficient in Sichuan and Hunan cuisine, unexpectedly transmigrates to a post-apocalyptic world overrun by zombies and resource-scarce regions, equipped with the "Apocalypse Flavor Restaurant" system. The system requires her to earn survival points through food, making her restaurant a "healing landmark," or face death. Upon arriving in the apocalypse, she tends her dilapidated shop, surrounded by zombies munching on food supplies. Passing survivors think she's crazy; no one believes anyone would risk their life for a hot meal in the apocalypse. Then, a man with a missing arm, possessing superpowers, is drawn to a vegetable and potato porridge. After eating it, not only does his chill dissipate, but his wound pain also lessens. News spreads, and the restaurant becomes a "beacon of hope" outside the shelter, its various dishes possessing effects such as restoring superpowers, calming nerves, and cooling the body. However, as the number of customers increases, criminal gangs try to seize the shop, and conglomerates attempt to buy out the recipes at exorbitant prices, posing significant obstacles for Su Tang. She uses her culinary skills to retain customers while simultaneously forming a protective team with trusted superpowered individuals. In this process, she discovers that the system seems closely connected to the origins of the apocalypse. Time is of the essence; failure to complete the mission will result in death. Meanwhile, the harsh post-apocalyptic environment and the constant threat of other forces loom large. Su Tang struggles forward amidst these difficulties, striving to transform the Flavor Pavilion into a coveted "culinary oasis," while also uncovering the truth behind the system and the apocalypse.

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

The game has come to life, with monsters, beasts, and dungeons everywhere.

Su Mo awakened absolute defense at the start, but only wanted to be a damage dealer.

Because he awakened an absolute defense ability along with a growth ability.

Heart of Slaughter: You gain one attribute point for every enemy you kill.

The stronger the enemy you defeat, the more attributes you gain, with no upper limit to the stacking effect!

Classmate: "You, the damage dealer, are standing still and hacking away at the boss? Is that reasonable?!"

Su Mo: "If you can't even withstand damage, what right do you have to deal damage? True damage dealers should be able to withstand enemy attacks and fight them head-on!"

Classmate: "But the boss doesn't lose health when it hits you!"

Su Mo: "That's because its output isn't enough!"

In 1785, in Songkhla Province, on the southern border of Siam (Thailand), the air was thick with the blood and dampness of war. Wu Zhijie, an ordinary office worker, unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of the son of a Chinese city lord. From then on, he embarked on a journey to change his family's fate and revive the glory of the Chinese in Southeast Asia. It all began with the war before him.

A man who died in an accident is brought to this fantastical and eerie steampunk world by the influence of an Outer God. He embarks on a journey to uncover the truth and secrets: "Darkness and isolation are humanity's protection; ignorance and delusion are the future of human survival. As exploration deepens and knowledge increases, humanity will gradually march towards extinction." Explore this world filled with darkness and danger, reveal the secrets hidden beneath the veil of history, and experience a world of imaginative mystery together.