Good news: Just started studying in America and awakened a system. Bad news: The system is ten years late, now corresponding to his 8-year-old mindset. [Can't step on the line, or I'll die!] [Hold your breath until the elevator reaches the first floor, then you win!] [Today, my feet can't even touch the floor, there's lava below!]... Li Xiaoen tries to meet the "boring" self-challenges of his youth again, but the rewards seem to be all his childhood fantasies. [Virtual Employment Card, Virtual Learning Card, Virtual Sports Card: After use, all obstacles can be ignored, automatically simulating the host's current employment, learning, and sports activities.] [Double Deposit Card: After use, all deposits under the host's name are doubled.] [Void Storage Space] [Give me a penny from everyone in the world.] [Become invisible.]... Li Xiaoen is amazed...
[Daily life + Konoha + Naruto + Useless system + Torture of the protagonist]
“My name is Shimura Danzo. I am 10 years old. I live an ordinary life here. Every day I get up on time, exercise, and am scolded by the clan elders.”
“I exercise very late every day, I can’t smoke or drink alcohol, and I go to bed very late at night.”
"I also want to make sure I get enough sleep, but I can't drink warm milk or do stretching exercises before bed."
"I make efforts to maintain my physical and mental health, and I pursue a peaceful and tranquil life. I hope everyone can understand me!"
"But then, on that day, a major change occurred in my life!"
"I've become Hokage?"
Having just transmigrated to Konoha, I was forced to bind myself to a 78 system! This guy! He immediately fed me expired soldier pills that would cause hallucinations. Fortunately, I have a strong ability to accept things and didn't break down. Thus, my absurd life in the Naruto world began.
Tags: Fanfiction/Dan/Jujutsu Kaisen/Isekai/Strong vs. Strong/White-on-Black/Sickly Beauty/Scandal Field/Pretentious/Charming/Yo-Yo
Xunluo, a new theoretical teacher at the Spellcasting Academy, is a weak and helpless woman.
Wearing a kimono and leaning on a cane, he coughs every three steps, and vomits blood when pushed by a student.
The students all felt that this teacher sent by the Yagami family was a beautiful woman made of glass who needed to be carefully protected.
until--
He accidentally smashed the top-tier cursed spirit with his white cane;
The King of Curses was slapped back to his original form with a casual slap;
The top-tier magical artifacts he took out were all given away in plastic bags.
Gojo Satoru & Natsumi Yuuki: "...Teacher, you call this zero in practical application?"
Xunlu covered her mouth and coughed lightly, smiling gently and harmlessly: "Ahem, teacher, I'm just good at explaining principles."
As he watched the "strongest" men vying for his attention, and the ever-growing number of "problem children" around him, he felt that this drama was becoming more and more interesting.
[Reading Guide]
A seemingly sickly beauty who is actually a fun-loving god (uke) vs. a group of crazy guys who are completely fooled by him (Gojo Satoru, Natsuyu Sukuna, Fushiguro Jinji).
One-sided love from everyone, a massive battleground, a lighthearted and silly style.
The main focus is on enjoyment and excitement, with logic as a secondary element; everything is for the sake of the vinegar-filled dumplings.
A master player pretending to be a newbie: a massive collective exposure and character breakdown.
The main characters are fun-loving gods and immortals, who can do whatever they want.
All emotions are illusions, all desires will be answered.
(If there are any incoherent parts, missing words, or typos, you can mark them. The author will correct them when they see them. ٩( 'ω' )و . Also, the author is still alive (⑉°з°)-♡)
Zhang Lang raised his head at a 45-degree angle to gaze at the starry sky: "Alas, you said I..."
"This life is like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can reach the other side?" the system said hurriedly.
"Tongzi, you..."
"Stop being crazy and quickly repair the school wall. Otherwise, you will have to see the use of Judas again."
"No matter how big the prison is, don't elbow me."
"You…"
"Civility, Tongzi, look at Deli. She's just being silly. Why didn't you come over and supervise me while I was building the wall?"
The system sensed something. "? I advise you not to be so ungrateful as to honestly repair the wall..."
"It's hilarious! Cricket Deli is so stupid, am I afraid of him? If I do this or that, this academy might not be able to be named Zhang..."
A cough, a cough, a loli voice filled with anger came, "Zhang Lang, have you thought about how to die?"
"I hope you will die of old age, dear darling," Zhang Lang replied weakly.
"What do you think?" Theresa smiled as she looked at the trembling Zhang Lang...
"All the billions of living beings in the heavens are but mayflies in a sea of suffering." As Chen Zhu heard these words, the entire city was being dragged into this vast sea of suffering. On his awakened Daoist chart, each Daoist lineage was a seed: the Martial Daoist lineage hunted all martial arts under heaven: Wing Chun, Hung Kuen, Tai Chi... the Celestial Master Daoist lineage traversed famous mountains and ancient tombs: Zhengyi, Shenxiao, Lingbao... the Sword Immortal Daoist lineage marched eastward to slay great demons: Shushan, Qingcheng, Kunlun... [You have collected all nine Daoist lineages and obtained the gold-grade title "Nine Realms"] [You have unlocked the ultimate event in the sea of suffering, "The Path to Heaven"] Chen Zhu stood at the edge of the sea of suffering, his feet treading on...
He traveled through time and became the Prince of Lu in the Ming Dynasty. After his death, Zhu Yuanzhang gave him the posthumous title of Huang.
This identity is so tempting!
It is perfectly reasonable for me to be unconventional and indulge in pleasure!
Above him was his benevolent father, Emperor Taizu of Ming, who spoiled him, and below him were his ministers who thought he was ridiculous.
So, I am a spendthrift, absurd, and shameless, but I am a good prince.
Thus, the imperial seal was returned, the ironclad ship went out to sea, and the national treasures entered the Ming Museum.
Thus, wherever the sun, moon, mountains and rivers shine, it is all Han territory!
Good father, please indulge me again.
Office worker Chen Mo transmigrates to the God Realm and becomes the weakest native. In his despair, he awakens a dual identity: he is both a mortal boy struggling to survive and a god who hangs high in the sky and rules the divine kingdom.
As a mortal, he led his people to survive in the gap between magical beasts and ascended beings.
As a deity, he manages the divine kingdom, manifests divine power, and makes moves in the supreme game of chess.
When ancient gods disregard all living beings, when powerful beings from other worlds bully the weak!
He is both the player and the piece; both a god and a man.
【Change Hundreds】+【More】+【Easy Daily Life】+【Stickers】
Aina was reincarnated into a world full of witches, where she could see all kinds of beautiful young ladies every day.
It's a pity that because of her social anxiety, she has never been able to talk to many people.
18 years have passed and I haven’t made a single friend!
So, Aina decided to change her ways!
She has to overcome her social anxiety, become a sunny and cheerful witch, and make friends in college!
However--
Aren’t there too many people who like her?!
She obviously just wanted to make a few friends and live a peaceful life!
Aina: Don’t come over here!
…
A love comedy belonging to Aiina, a grand series——
My new book, "This Ninja Isn't Strong But He's Too Reckless," has been released. Please add it to your favorites, click on it, and recommend it!
A person suffering from "laziness syndrome" was tricked into joining an unscrupulous talent agency...
【The Walking Dead Fanfiction】【Apocalypse】【Dual Female Protagonists】【Virus Immunity】【Villain】
The untransformed Dark meets the Stick King Eastman in the woods and becomes his disciple. Faced with the dual test of humanity in the apocalypse, he fights to protect his loved ones.