Since gods and Buddhas are useless, then I will come in person and ask for my life from heaven!

…

This is the story of a terminally ill man who regained his soul and cultivated the ultimate path, killing Buddhas and gods in order to seek immortality.

Title: Warhammer + Fourth Scourge + Space Pirate "Ship-Lord"

Description:

Minion A: "Boss! There’s a bunch of Chaos tin-cans ahead!"

Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."

Minion B: "Boss! Some pointy-eared space elves up front!"

Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."

Minion C: "Boss! A mob of green fungus freaks!"

Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."

Minion D: "Boss! There’s a Primarch with a few tin-cans brawling with Warp demons!"

Zhao Dezhu: "Holy sh—"

Minion D (mishearing): "Boss says pull alongside ‘em!"

Zhao Dezhu: "……"

(This is a chaotic comedy—veteran Warhammer fans, go easy on the hate! Expect abstract memes, zero logic, and maximum yolo.)

Traveling to the end of the world, carrying a red police base vehicle that can summon millions of soldiers, can build aircraft cannons, build a technological empire, dominate the world, and unveil the mystery of the end times, only to discover that everything is just the beginning. Retreat again, no longer be afraid, the world has collapsed, and no matter how hard it is to return to the past, everything will come again…

[Leisure article + golden dragon appears in the Year of the Dragon, auspicious + fufu + sweet + good-looking]

"Ah, Villette, please help me!"

In the sky above Fengdan, with the surge of energy, a golden meteor struck from nowhere, and the impact point was directed at Momang Palace.

Villette went to stop him but was blocked by a golden dragon that rushed out.

Paimon: Ying...did you just draw the lottery? But why didn't it end up here?

Ying: What? Are there any gold ones in the lottery? !

Funina: You are the secretary of this water god, I can do whatever I want to you!

Qianzhi: Yixi is a pretty good person, but it’s a pity that he has a long mouth.

Villette: It's a little more worry-free than Fonina, but only a little.

Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, what you said above is right.

Hutao: Zhongli, please leave us alone. I’m going to play with Yixi first~

Clolinde: What, the original water god of Fontaine was actually you? !

Navia: He is such a reliable person and very gentle.

Arecino: Mysterious, elegant and unpredictable.

Yi Xi: Low-key, everyone is low-key, who are you asking me? Descendants of the Dragon!

Chen Ye's life has hit rock bottom: unemployment, heartbreak, and a dwindling bank account. Just as he's at his wit's end, he unexpectedly inherits a dilapidated, old cinema—the Starry Cinema. Thinking his fortunes have turned, he discovers the place is filled with gloom and the only "legacy" is a strange roll of film labeled "Do Not Show." A rash attempt at a test run results in him being forcibly bound to a device called the Horror Director System. The system tells him: Want to survive? Want to make money? Then make the scariest short film and terrify your audience! Collecting their fears is your newest KPI!

Thus began Chen Ye's journey as a director of magical remakes. Would he use the system's high-tech drone to film Sadako crawling across the TV? Would he use the audience's frightened spirits to upgrade the cinema into a "4D Netherworld Experience Hall"? Suddenly, the short film's ghostly figure in the mirror, footsteps in the hallway, shadows under the seats... all became real-life extras! The audience, terrified, peed their pants while enthusiastically praising the cinema: "This cinema's special effects are way better than Hollywood's! It's just... a little bit frustrating!"

As the cinema's popularity soars, Chen Ye gradually discovers that the horror films here are more than just "special effects." Those awakened "things," the eyes that watch him from the darkness, and the ultimate purpose hidden behind the system's tasks... The century-old secrets of the Starry Cinema are slowly revealed with every shot he captures.

My name is Lu Ze. I was originally the captain of the Hyperion. One day, when I was driving the Hyperion and wandering around, I accidentally broke through the world wall and came to the continent of Teyvat. This is very magical. Isn’t this a dimensionality reduction attack?

But at this moment, his dog system issued a task, asking him to promote Honkai Impact 3rd in Teyvat? This game must be released. I want to make everyone in Teyvat cry. Not only that, I will also release PV and knives!

After everyone in Teyvat experienced playing Honkai Impact 3...

Diluk: This Skyfire is indeed better than my Wolf's End. I feel like my body is full of strength!

Wendy: I've already said that I'm not Wendy, my name is Wendy, and I'm the God of Wind, not the Herrscher of Wind!

Fischl: Oz, this thing is much more useful than a bow (silently raises his dual guns)

Zhongli: Well, we both controlled rocks, but you died for love, and my love died in my arms...

Kamisato Ayato: Akagi Immortal, I really didn’t lie to you!

Kamisato Ayaka: Kamisato Ryu, brother is dead! Go find your Kallen, brother!

Thor: Hmm... I'm discussing how to cook with the Herrscher of Thunder next door online. Lu Ze, I'll cook you a meal, and you give me a supply card.

Shenzi: Hahaha, you actually want to cook, I am dying of laughter

Grass God: I am not Theresa, I am not Theresa, I am not Theresa! Important things, repeat three times!

My name is Lai Ru, and I hope I can become a great scholar. But...

Today, I traveled through time and became a monk!

The system told me to be the most violent monk in history, but...

System, did you make a mistake?

I traveled through time and became Tathagata!

Be an undercover agent? Change the Journey to the West?

I am not a monk, and I don't want to be Tathagata!

Forget it, in this case, I will be an undercover agent...

Jie Yin, Zhunti, give up...

All the leaders of the Leiyin Temple in Lingshan Mountain in the West have become undercover agents...

It took Gu Yu twenty years to realize that he turned out to be the vicious cannon fodder male supporting role in a novel.

Forcing the protagonist to sign a contract, and being playful and affectionate, he ended up with his family ruined and his family destroyed.

Just as he was about to establish a good relationship with the protagonist Gong and take advantage of the loopholes in the plot,

Who would have thought that the protagonist Gong in the book, and the ruthless boss who did not get along with the protagonist in the end, was actually his ex-boyfriend who was abandoned by him in high school? !

Oh ho!

Gu Yu: Thank you for the invitation, please don’t bother me.

Gu Yu, who was forced to follow the plot, faced the furious protagonist Gong who seemed to be about to commit murder in the next second. His ex-boyfriend,

With the wife of the future protagonist Gong in his arms, his current gossip partner, he numbly recited the lines: “I warn you, this is my man.”

Seeing Fu Yeyu, who was blazing in the eyes of the opposite party, who could pounce on him and tear him apart in the next second, he couldn’t help but reflect on himself: Why can’t I think about the protagonist’s attack? !

The main attack, the idler should be the heartless attack × the irritable boss suffers

Gu Yu×Fu Huayu

Content tags: strong, broken mirror, reunion, entertainment circle, wearing books

Search keywords: Protagonist: Gu Yu, Fu Huayu ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others:

One-sentence introduction: Destroy, I’m tired

Conception: go round and round, or return to the original origin