In my previous life, I was half a step short of playing chess and ultimately failed to reach the top.
Traveling back to the past, this time... I want to become the strongest in this world!
To become the strongest in this world, you only need three simple steps:
1. Picked up a demon girl who just traveled through time on the street.
2. Subdue demons and monsters.
3. Bring her cultivation techniques.
Yay! Already invincible!
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Many years later, Yan Yu, who had won the title of "the strongest", accepted an interview with a TV station:
Host: Who do you most want to thank for your success today?
Yan Yu: I want to thank a woman who is very important to me.
Host (eyes lighting up): Oh, is she your good wife?
Yan Yu: No, it’s just a stepping stone.
Host (wiping sweat): So... what about your other teammates? They should have helped you too, right?
Yan Yu: How could the long stairway to godhood have only one stepping stone?
"Poor folks play with cars, the rich play with watches – I just kill time watching videos and sleeping.
Little did Ye Fan know, the videos he watched were being broadcast across countless dynasties and realms.
Emperors and generals couldn’t look away.
• When a K-pop girl group’s KDA dance popped up, Cao Cao was the first to beg: "I humbly request to share your bed!"
• When clips of the Qing Dynasty’s humiliations played, the Qin Emperor, Han Wu, Tang Ancestor, and Song Founder immediately ramped up the pressure.
• When modern slackers coasting through life appeared, even the worst tyrants felt like hard workers!
...While Ye Fan casually scrolled through shorts, tears streamed down the faces of history’s greatest rulers.
• Ying Zheng (Qin Shi Huang): "I was too conservative..."
• Zhu Di (Yongle Emperor): "What kind of miserable life am I living?!"**
Fake good teacher
“Lay the foundation”
“Experience Yourself”
“Practical Comprehension”
“Flower Sakura? Bullying? Cough, you are still…”
really good teacher
“Learn the flow of cherry blossoms with one stick!”
“Two sticks realize the hegemony! ”
“Three Sticks Awakens! ”
“What famous teacher Rayleigh? Bah, that’s called a misunderstood child! Preaching and teaching depends on our teacher Kai!”
“Good news! Good news!”
“Mr. Kai’s cram school is open!”
“Package teaching package meeting, places are limited, first come first served!”
When the blood moon is empty, the demon world invades.
In this world where people kill, people eat, and even people are not people, killing is my self-protection method, indifference is my strongest armor, and strength is the only guarantee for my survival!
On the majestic earth, hunt for domineering monsters, experience dark hearts, experience the most desperate wars, and search for insignificant light and hope!
This is a generation of heroes, this is a cruel and horrible story, this is a contest where no hope can be seen.
A ruthless man who wanted to stab the driver to death before being taken away by a dump truck traveled to the world of "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng".
Every time you pass through a world, you will gain a golden finger. You will be ruthless and never leave anyone alive under the sword of Guhong.
Just want to feel happy.
Life is a big dream, and when you wake up you can clearly distinguish between gratitude and resentment.
Gongsun Da Niang, the femme fatale, kill!
Lin Xianer, the femme fatale, kill!
For one penny, you can chase someone for three thousand miles.
For the favor of a meal, one can stop a million soldiers!
PS: The protagonist is not great and glorious, but just a good person with a flexible bottom line. If you want to see great and glorious, don't click in!
With the rapid development of science and technology, resources will be scarce in the future, and the forbidden land of national destiny will also come.
Each country can choose three players to bind to the country!
[1. All resources obtained by players in the forbidden areas outside the domain will be multiplied a hundredfold and returned to the country where their national destiny is located!]
[2. If a player dies in the forbidden area outside the domain, he or she will also die in reality, and his or her country's national fortune will be halved, the lifespan of citizens will be halved, and the territory will be halved! ]
...
The players from Dragon Country are: Kailong, Bai Yuekui, and Wang Ye!
"Ward Fa!? A reckless man who looks brave but not wise, and a casual scholar wearing Taoist clothes! And a woman!!"
"It's over, it's over. Barbie Q is gone. These three representatives of our country are too ordinary!"
"It's not fair! Rematch, rematch!"
Seeing this, other countries also began to laugh at Longguo's behavior of giving away its heads.
But as we go deeper into the forbidden area, we all realize that appearances are not the only way to judge a person...
[Longevity + Resurrection + Relaxation + No Knife + Hiding + Spiritual Energy Revival + Immortality + Multiple Female Protagonists + More and More Exciting as the Story Goes On]
Lin Bai traveled through the world of immortal cultivation and obtained the system of immortality.
You gain one attribute point for each year you live, and a chance to resurrect every thousand years!
But just after crossing, he was almost discovered by Tiandao.
The system can only invade and deceive the Heavenly Dao, leaving Lin Bai alone.
He decided to hide first and wait until he was invincible before coming out.
If lying there is too boring, then go to the brothel to listen to music and train the courtesan.
It is time to celebrate the success of your spiritual practice!
Make a few good friends and meet countless beautiful women.
Sit back and watch the changes of the immortal dynasties, and quietly observe the ups and downs of the human world!
After the spiritual energy revived, Lin Bai gradually discovered that the system's functions were truly amazing.
Not only can he be resurrected, but every resurrection happens in a place of opportunity!
In this case, Lin Bai became even more indifferent.
With immortality and resurrection, who can do anything to me?
Even if Heaven is against us, what can we do?
With immortality, resurrection, and the chance of resurrection, as long as time passes, he will be invincible sooner or later!
A close friend who knew each other a thousand years ago has become a big shot in the mortal world.
The Taoist partner cultivated ten thousand years ago successfully ascended to the fairyland.
The fox demon adopted a hundred thousand years ago became a prodigy in the demon world.
The disciple accepted a million years ago became the supreme being in the fairy world!
......
After endless years.
Lin Bai waved his hand lightly, the fairy world was shattered, the enemies were exterminated, and the fairy emperors fell like rain!
He looked back and around, and he was already invincible, suppressing all the heavens and worlds with one hand!
(Hide temporarily when weak, and strike hard when invincible)
[Minecraft] + [Humorous Fiction] + [Possible Tool-Using Characters]
Yang Bo gains the powers of Minecraft and finds himself in a world teetering on the edge of destruction. His arrival offers a new path forward.
Monsters of all kinds roam the land, while humanity hovers on the brink of madness.
In a desolate city, countless creatures gather, their roars echoing toward the sky. Overhead, a missile streaks through the clouds, carrying both destruction and rebirth.
Standing atop a skyscraper, Yang Bo watches the approaching missile, deep in thought.
“…So, where should I get some fries today?”
He rose from abjection and achieved eternity in glory.
He embraced the prettiest beauties and killed the strongest opponents.
He was able to shift the clouds into rain and cover the sky with one hand.
He could overrun the entire world and go anywhere as he pleased.
He pacified wars and held the world in awe.
He was matchless in the world.
However, his hair turned white overnight for his beloved woman and he was on the verge of death.
He was surrounded by enemies who were trying to take his life.
He struggled his way to become mighty and fought for everything he cherished.
For this age, he was the only king of the Dark World.
His name was a byword for might.
As a man living in the world, his only ideal was to pursue brilliance.
In the world of comprehension, Yang Buyi is a mortal, but he has cultivated spiritual roots. Hmm… Linggen’s grade difference is a bit worse, but somehow embarked on a fairy road.
No advanced techniques?
He cultivated low-level exercises, improved the quality of the exercises, obtained high-level exercises, and doubled the speed of cultivation.
No training resources?
He cultivated medicinal materials to obtain elixir, and refined them into elixir for re-cultivation, the level of the elixir was improved, and the level of cultivation was improved after taking it.
No magic weapon?
He trained ordinary soldiers to obtain spiritual weapons, and unknowingly, the underwear he wore on his body became spiritual weapons.
You think he is very powerful, but he is still a little transparent for hundreds of years.
He sighed: “The qualifications are worrying. If I can’t break through the Yuan Ying after a year, my lifespan will be exhausted, and I will continue to cultivate my spiritual roots.”
PS: Mortals cultivate immortality, as stable as Lao Gou!