[Raising Luffy and Ace to be a Marine from a young age] [Raising Zoro and Kuina to be a Swordsman] [Giant Physique + Teleportation + Fist Bone] [Multiple Fruit Abilities] [Stupid Development Diary + Passionate and Warm Daily Life]
After Roy was sent flying by the "Special Truck for Reincarnation in Another World", he was thrown into the world of "One Piece" by the Sand Sculpture Goddess.
But when Roy was really dragged into the Marine Headquarters by Garp by the collar, he was stunned——
"Where are the promised system benefits? Why is this old man forcing me to punch ten thousand times every day?!"
As a result, the navy's style gradually collapsed——
▷ Luffy: "Blue Dragon Fruit (Pink Version) + Fist Bone Gently Instructed = Dragon Form Fist Bone Machine Gun!"
▷ Ace: "The Flame-Flame Fruit is weak? Have you ever heard of the Ultra-High Temperature Compression Explosion?"
▷ Zoro, Kuina, Law, Nami, and Nojiko were kidnapped and enlisted in the navy...
Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"
It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.
I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.
No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!
Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.
Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.
Due to an accident, Ye Ran was drawn into an extremely cruel cycle game.
Fortunately, the Sinful Enslavement System was awakened at the start, allowing the player to obtain various rewards by enslaving anime beauties.
Since then, while the reincarnators around me were still struggling and complaining about their own survival.
However, he embarked on a unique path of hunting beauties to become stronger!
You have successfully enslaved Kasumigaoka Utaha and received the reward "Eye of God".
You forcibly enslaved Enoshima Junko and received the reward "Geass".
You have successfully won Esdeath's submission, opening the Sinful Treasure Chest and receiving a Freeze-Freeze Fruit as a reward.
Zombie 100%, Demon Slayer, Dark Gathering, Fallout 4, Type-Moon, Honkai Impact...
As Ye Ran continued to hunt down beauties and grow stronger, one anime goddess after another joined his team.
Years later, when he stood atop countless multiverses, he was shocked to discover that he had long since left everyone far behind.
As an ordinary person, after traveling through Marvel, he unexpectedly became a traitor to the Hydra organization...
Fortunately, the krypton gold system has awakened! All abilities and talents can be exchanged for money!
[Super Self-Healing] → [Immortality]
[Body of a demigod] → [Body of a god king]
[Supreme Mage] → [God of Dimensions]
……
Resign! I can't go on with this B class for another day!
Since then, the Marvel world has had a bounty hunter who fights for money - Su Ming
Su Ming: "Tony, leave a last word~ Someone is willing to pay three million to kill you!"
Stark: "I am Tony Stark, but I am only worth three million? I will pay five million, let me go!"
Su Ming: "? As a bounty hunter, please respect my professional ethics!"
Tony: "Fifty million! Bounty hunter, let me go!"
Su Ming: "Deal, Mr. Employer, welcome to your business!"
There is nothing in this world that cannot be solved with money.
If one hundred million is not enough, then use ten billion. If ten billion is not enough, then use hundreds of billions, trillions, trillions, trillions, trillions, trillions!
Making money is the ultimate romance for men!
(This story is purely fictional)
(Refreshing story + invincible + survival king)
Lin Feng paid the price of his life for his youthful arrogance, arriving in a place called the Nine Provinces Continent, where he became the useless senior disciple of the Divine Firmament Sword Sect.
I died a high-profile death in my past life, and in this life I want to live a low-profile life.
Unfortunately, his master was ambushed by thieves, forcing Lin Feng to reveal a tiny bit of his talent, shocking the world.
Lin Fei, a young man from Mensao in the 21st century, accidentally crossed from the earth to the Yuanwu realm. Sadly, the object of the crossing was a fool. Alas, accept your fate.
But what about fools and idiots, like practicing magic, leveling up, making beautiful girls, and aspiring to the world.
A global catastrophe has thrown billions of humans into the "Game of Gods," where they struggle to survive. Ye Yan awakens an SSS-level talent right from the start—Gods' Fusion!
[Fuse successful! Cerberus + Thunder Core → Evolvable battle pet [World-Destroying Thunder Emperor]!]
[Fusion successful! Forbidden spell "Meteor Shower" + Divine skill "Absolute Zero" → Primal Divine Power "Ice and Fire Annihilation"!]
[Fusion successful! Angel's Heart + Demon God's Bone → Unique Hidden Class [Chaos God Lord]!]
While the geniuses of various countries were still fighting desperately for a piece of bronze equipment, Ye Yan had already used a divine artifact to move the Earth's tectonic plates.
When gods and demons from all realms descend, viewing humanity as mere ant food...
Ye Yan stepped into the air, with the corpses of the gods and the shattered divine kingdom that he had personally fused appearing behind him.
"I heard your bloodline and divine status are incredibly powerful?"
"Come, let my talent be tested—melt it all, and forge my eternal throne!"
Lighthearted and humorous + rural daily life + abstract dad + reverse parenting + women but no female lead
Also known as "Playing the Kids Off: Why Study, Just Farm with Dad" and "Fatherly Love and Filial Piety: An Abstract Father and Son That Makes the Whole Internet Laugh".
As families become increasingly unstable, a live-streamed variety show about families has emerged.
The first place was all about eating, drinking, and having fun every day;
The second family, a couple who split expenses equally and are fully committed to raising their child;
The third shop, they split a dollar in half to spend it;
The fourth one:
Lin Xian retired at the age of 30 and lived off his parents, raising his children in the countryside to farm.
Netizens angrily denounced him as a complete waste of space!
Unexpectedly, Lin Xian raised an eyebrow and said, "You have a really good eye for people!"
People gradually discovered:
Lin Xian goes up the mountain to catch pigs, goes down to the river to catch fish, plays music for chickens, lets dogs pull skateboards, and slaughters free-range chickens and pigs on the spot; fruits and vegetables are picked fresh...
My son Chenchen has high emotional intelligence, good health, can cook, can farm, and loves learning...
City dwellers were suddenly overcome with apprehension: Isn't this the life I've always longed for?
After going out to record, the father and son, Lao Liu, became even more unstoppable, and their abstract talents were fully unleashed!
Relying on abstract, imaginative ideas, sharp-tongued commentary, and an attitude of effortless success...
Lin Xian has become a new top celebrity!
(Villain + Domination + Success + Decisive and Ruthless + No Mary Sue + Inspirational) Transmigrated into Dong Zhuo, I woke up in the emperor's harem, surrounded by concubines with disheveled clothes.
He knew he was doomed.
He was about to give up on himself and indulge in sensual pleasures.
Fortunately, at this time, the Great Han Loyalty System was awakened.
Eliminate dissidents? Murder loyal officials?
"The court is corrupt, eunuchs wield power, and they impose heavy taxes and extort money, causing chaos in the country and making people suffer. First there were the Yellow Turban rebels, then there were other rebel groups. Whose fault is this?"
"Why did no one stop it? Why did no one offer advice?"
"These court officials are nothing but incompetent pigs, indulging in pleasure and greed..."
After traveling to the Journey to the West world, Wu Feng opened a general store where he could become stronger by selling goods.
Wu Feng can earn ten thousand times the profit as long as his customers buy anything.
"Senior, could you make this Chaos Green Lotus cheaper? I don't have enough exchange points." The Tongtian Sect Master gasped as he looked at the more than one million coins.
"Senior, this Heart of Heavenly Dao." Dao Ancestor Hongjun coughed lightly as he looked at the astonishing power.
“It’s impossible to get it cheaper.” Wu Feng smiled. “However, if you don’t have any exchange points, I do have a solution.”
"Open up the heavens and conquer all realms."
The Tongtian Cult Master descends upon the Perfect World, reverses the flow of time, and annihilates all illusions.
The Primordial Celestial Venerable has descended upon the Investiture of the Gods world, another primordial being, so don't blame me.
When Dao Ancestor Hongjun descended upon the Divine Tomb, the mere pseudo-Heavenly Dao was nothing but a joke.
This book is also known as "I'm Really Not a Black Shopkeeper," "Want to Get Stronger? Lead the Primordial Gods on a Rampage," and "The Untold Stories of Houtu and Nuwa"...