I will always remember the day when my phone popped up with a stranger's group chat invitation, and the group owner was giving out red envelopes and money. What should have been a happy day turned into an endless nightmare for us...
This book is also known as "Invincible Starts from Naruto", "Naruto Fun Man", "As an Uchiha, What's Wrong with Being a Little Crazy"
He starts with a "deep blue panel", but unfortunately he is a "mental patient". As a "master of pranks" and a "fun person", he wants to bring more joy and "famous scenes" to this world that is often accompanied by sadness and pain.
Act I:
Let Uzumaki Naruto take back everything that belongs to him and let Konoha feel the pain!
Uzumaki Naruto: I won't harm the village!
A time traveler smiled: It’s okay, I’ll help you!
…
"It was the Hokage who betrayed Konoha!"
"Uzumaki Naruto, I invite the Third Hokage to die today!"
…
Act II, Act III…
Tang Xian transmigrated to Earth ten years ago, only to suddenly be bound to a teleportation system. He handed it over and, along with modern gadgets like tanks and cannons, went to a fantasy world. There, the mountains were lush, the waters clear, the birds sang, gold mines and oil were plentiful, and the inhabitants were incredibly wealthy. Under Earth's influence of goods and cannons, their economy was exploited. Cultivator 1: "Holy crap, this isn't a syringe! It can inject spiritual energy directly into the bloodline! It's clearly a divine artifact!" Cultivator 2: "Holy crap, this instant noodles are so delicious! They're even better than spirit beast meat!" Sect Elder: "Sect Leader, a wicked disciple has offended those Dragon Kingdom people. Their firewood sticks can instantly kill cultivators from a distance. We are utterly powerless!" Sect Leader: "What's that thing flying over there with a long tail?" The sect collapses!
Introduction: This will be a journey they will never forget. As a gentle breeze gradually blows across Teyvat, an unknown accident causes a space rift to accidentally open, and the time turbulence drags five teenagers into a mysterious time and space.
Looking at this new and unfamiliar place, the five teenagers decided to venture into the world. When the warm wind blows past them again, what will be their fate?
Extra introduction: Travelogue of Teyvat: Maybe it was just a dream. The five people suddenly returned to Teyvat, and their companions also accidentally came to this place called Teyvat. What kind of storm will they stir up in Teyvat in the future?
The Love and Hate Story of the Star Gods: This is a story known only to a few Star Gods in the depths of the universe. With a grin of joy, the life and death of the Star Gods are unpredictable. Today's lucky audiences are... Hunting and Abundance!
(All members of Fengnan are CB-oriented, and the hunting and abundance CP is oriented)
On a street in Tokyo, three or five people were lying on the ground, covered in blood and wounds. Two people stood among them, standing out from the crowd.
A man covered in scars was lying on the ground. He threw the dagger in his hand to the blond man in a black cloak standing beside him and said with lifeless eyes.
"Come on, Manjiro, kill me!"
The standing man's eyes narrowed and he spoke.
"I won't kill anyone, today..."
But before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by the man on the ground.
"If you kill me today, everything will be resolved. You don't seem to be an adult yet, so you'll only spend a few years in jail. But if you don't kill me... over there, do you see that gasoline barrel? I brought it today to dispose of the body. If you don't kill me now, that barrel of gasoline will be poured at your doorstep tonight... Or maybe even in your house, on you, your father, your mother... Hahahahahahaha..."
As the injured man on the ground spoke, his expression became more ferocious and his voice became more perverted.
The man standing aside looked increasingly unhappy. He turned to look at the other men lying on the ground, their limbs crippled and completely unable to move. He didn't understand how these people had gotten into trouble with this man, who also seemed to have some mental issues...
While the man named Wanjiro was hesitating, another man beside him stepped forward, picked up the dagger, and looked down at the man on the ground with an increasingly fierce look in his eyes. Just as he made up his mind and slowly raised his hand.
A loud roar came from the intersection.
"Stop! Don't move! I'm Officer Murashita of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department. Drop your weapon immediately! Hold your head and squat!"
Fantasy + System + Danwu Dual Cultivation + Invincibility + Multiple Female Protagonists + Dog Licking
Qin Mu traveled through a fantasy world and was tied up and taken to the Holy Maiden Sect to do hard labor. When he saved enough money to redeem himself and was about to go down the mountain, he awakened the strongest dog-licking system. As long as he licked a woman who was stronger than himself, he could improve his strength.
Qin Mu secretly swore that he would lick the entire Holy Maiden Sect!
Senior Sister: Xiao Mumu, didn’t you say that you love me so much that you can’t help yourself?
Qin Mu: Sorry, I already have a leader.
Saint Lady Sect Leader: Qin Mu, from now on, you can only be mine!
Qin Mu: I can lick you, but I can't just lick you!
Licking people makes you stronger, it feels good...
[The adorable daily life of Jinyang's little princess Sizi Li Mingda + the happy daily life of Chengyang's little princess + the wonderful life of princesses + dual-travel + food + Tang Dynasty infrastructure] Cen An had his own opportunity and met Princess Jinyang, who came from the ninth year of Zhenguan. The little girl brought earth-shaking changes to Cen An's life. Cen An began to live a life of juggling between the modern Tang Dynasty, taking little Sizi and Chengyang to eat, drink and have fun, enrolling Li Lizhi in online business school courses, taking the gentle and dignified Empress Zhangsun to see a doctor, becoming sworn brothers with the mighty and domineering Emperor Taizong of Tang, and serving as a psychological counselor to Li Chenggan... He was very busy~ At the same time, Cen An also found the meaning of happiness in life while getting along with the little princess, and finally returned to his hometown to be with his parents... [ps: The male lead has no CP!]
[This story starts low and ends high, so bear with it in the early stages (@_@)] [All the worlds + immortality + slightly countering the system + no female protagonist! No! female! protagonist!] [There are women, but no female protagonist. The protagonist has no romantic thoughts. The male protagonist is a complete villain, devoid of true love. Those who say the sight of women disgusts them should cross out immediately.] The worlds are vast and boundless, with countless civilizations shimmering like stars: mechanical civilizations, strange civilizations, and cultivation civilizations. Each of the three thousand great ways has its own path. Chen Qing accidentally traveled through time, expecting a life of kicking immortal cultivators and embracing beautiful women. However, fate played a cruel trick on him. "What the hell is this place!" Chen Qing wailed in agony as he took in the surrounding scenery. He died of thirst twice in a row at the start, being called a disgrace to travelers by the system. After acquiring a certain miraculous skill, Chen Qing seemed to grasp the joy of being an evil god. "Why can't I kill this indescribable thing?" A certain villain felt the spiritual energy in his body being exhausted, listened to the noisy and crazy whispers in his ears, and fell into despair. [Again, this book has no heroine, no heroine!! The protagonist of this book is a little crazy! After chapter 48, it will become more and more powerful!!!] [The protagonist is not very smart in the first few chapters, but he will be fine after chapter 8. The first seven chapters are purely the product of his illness.]
Last night I saw the conscription notice; the Khan is mustering troops. The military register has twelve scrolls, each bearing my name. The human lord mounted his warhorse, taking up his lance and bow. Armored gnolls donned heavy armor, forming the infantry and holding the line. The thin, short goblins carried provisions, dug earthen fortifications, and filled ditches. Human cavalry, gnoll infantry, goblin support troops: We all have a bright future!!! Khan Attila: My achievements today are all due to my own talent and hard work, earned step by step through struggle. Mount & Blade, give me some points!!!
***Please be sure to read the "Pre-reading Instructions" first. Thank you for your cooperation.*** Pokémon! Amazing creatures living all over the world. Trainers! Form partnerships with Pokémon, capture your favorite Pokémon, cultivate heartwarming bonds, and become soulmates who grow together! Brave young man! Grab your Poké Ball and become a Pokémon Battle Master with over a thousand different Pokémon! Xiaoyou: "But... my life goal is to become a breeder!" This legendary trainer has been described in various ways... Some say: He can catch any Pokémon with a single Poké Ball... Some say: He possesses the tactical talent to turn the tide against powerful opponents with Magikarp... Some say: He might be a human-Pokémon hybrid... Xiaoyou: "Who is this person? Who is this person? It can't be me, can it..." Anyway...