Zhang Heng, a popular science writer and content creator on Bilibili, can project his live stream commentary onto the Teyvat continent by binding to the system.

Opening commentary: Paimon's mouth is divine!

Walnut: "Giggle~ Mechanical~ Giggle~ This is hilarious!"

Fufu: "Flying Dwarf Violet, perfectly reasonable! Who came up with this nickname?"

Naxida: "Bai Feifei, do you still remember the Lanaluo people?"

Review of Zhongli, the Rock King Emperor, and play the PV [Listener]!

Hu Tao: "The Rock King Emperor... what the hell is it that the three gods can't even gather one Mora?"

Xiangling: "GenDemon character demo, what's the deal with the storyteller Zhongba?"

Zhong Li: "Zhong Li da da da, good heavens, I'm dead from all this damage!"

Review of Fynne, the most tragic character in Teyvat, and play the PV [Light Ripples]!

Lynette: "This is true, a mortal body, yet on par with the gods!"

Xiaogong: "It's hard to imagine how lonely she must have been for the past five hundred years!"

Charlotte: "Waaah, your eyes are full of water element! Fumen!"

Tear-jerking storylines and hilarious fan-created content have been revealed, sending the entire continent of Teyvat into a frenzy!

Yang Shou transmigrated to the Dou Qi Continent and joined the Qingmu Sect.

He thought he would rise to power and become emperor, but he turned out to be mediocre and made no progress for fifteen years.

By chance, he awakened the ability to upgrade everything.

[Ding! The Qi Gathering Pill has been upgraded to a Three-Pattern Azure Spirit Pill]

[Ding! The spirit beast fire has been upgraded to Yin-Yang dual flames]

[Ding! Ordinary aptitude upgraded to peerless genius]

......

From the Dou Qi Continent to the vast world, may the Emperor live forever.

Lu Tao, who was originally a top player in the game, suddenly found himself transported to another world with his level, equipment, and supplies from eight dimensional pockets.

In a world where even gods only reach level 99, Lu Tao's level is a despair-inducing 100...

The fox queen who rules the mountains is his pet; the bloodthirsty and brutal wolf chieftain is his loyal servant; even the Storm Dragon King, who looks down on all living beings and stands at the top of the world, can only grovel at his feet and be a docile little dog.

Lu Tao looked up at the sky and sighed, "This other world is too easy!"

Yang Xiong, an ordinary person from Blue Star, was reborn in Douluo Continent. His father was the outer sect steward of the Seven Treasures Glazed Sect.

He awakened his body spirit, but was not favored by everyone. Yang Xiong was overjoyed, because he knew more about the power of the body spirit. Even if it was just an ordinary body spirit, with an ordinary innate spirit power level, it would make him more low-key. Moreover, through endless body training, he would eventually reach the pinnacle of the spirit master, and be on par with the gods in the heavens with his mortal body.

"If the sun experiences a helium flash in 100 years, how can humanity save itself?"

"If dinosaurs hadn't gone extinct, but instead evolved into dinosaur-humans, when they appeared, would humans become their food or their masters?"

"If a biohazard outbreak occurs, will the sheer number of zombies be more effective, or will humanity's carbon-based biological equalizers be more powerful?"

Qin Xuan knew the answer because he had personally witnessed ten thousand ways humans could die.

He obtained an infinite deduction system that could create parallel worlds and observe billions of possibilities for humanity.

Thus, Qin Xuan became a cosmic observer.

He will receive various rewards as long as he leads human development and changes the course of the world in parallel worlds.

But in every simulation, the fate of humanity is extremely tragic.

First scenario: A Type II civilization arrives, creating a solar crisis; humanity struggles several times, ultimately leading to extinction.

Second scenario: Dinosaur-like humans emerged from underground, domesticated humans, and turned them into canned humans.

Third scenario: A biohazard outbreak occurs, resulting in heavy human losses...

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However, after each simulation, Qin Xuan would edit everything that happened in the parallel world into a movie and release it on the real-world internet.

After watching it, all the real people were collectively devastated: "This isn't a movie, it's a million ways for humans to die!"

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But it was under Qin Xuan's guidance and pressure that humanity frantically evolved towards a god-like civilization.

Finally, when Qin Xuan achieved godhood through countless parallel worlds, humanity in the real world also became a god-level civilization through his influence.

"What I'm predicting is not just the future, but also the path to godhood for humankind."

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

Ye Huan traveled through 2018 and got the peak Booker template at the beginning. Starting from Duke University, he became the new generation of basketball god step by step. Not only that, Ye Huan, who possesses a powerful offensive weapon, has become the object of pursuit of "all-American" female stars. Jordan: "In front of Ye Huan, I will not say that I am the best player in history!" James: "You know, Ye Huan is my good brother, I can't wait to fight side by side with him." Kendall Jenner: "Ye Huan's weapon is the toughest I have ever seen in my career!" Taylor Swift: "I can understand that Ye Huan is hard in the morning, but why is he still so hard at night!" Protagonists: Ye Huan, Kendall Jenner, Taylor Swift

In order to surpass humans, Chen Tian in the 23rd century took the risk of accepting a quantum chip implantation experiment from a crazy scientist.

At the last moment of the experiment, the sudden intrusion of the authorities caused a huge explosion in the laboratory.

In this way, Chen Tian traveled to another world in a magnificent way and became an orphan adopted by the guards of a barony.

In this strange world where extraordinary powers exist, Chen Tian, ​​who pursues transcendence of humanity, chooses to pursue power and knowledge without hesitation.

In later records: The King of Bloodlines who masters all the truths in the world, the great Son of the Sun, rose from an insignificant place and eventually became an existence beyond everything.