(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no

[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]

The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.

Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.

Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.

In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.

But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.

The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.

She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.

Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?

She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!

However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!

So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.

Oh no, it’s court.

On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.

[What? The emperor was cheated on?]

[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]

[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]

Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.

The emperor went crazy killing people.

Overnight, humanity was scattered by a mysterious force, forcibly relocated to isolated islands of only a few square meters in the vast ocean. All around, only the blue sea and sky remained; loneliness and survival were the only two themes.

Each player starts with an island, a random talent, and a rudimentary crafting interface. Wood, stone, seaweed... all resources must be obtained by fishing in the sea. Upgrading the island and expanding living space is the only way to survive.

When Su Ze woke up, he discovered that he was not only bound to the [Omniscient Eye] which could see through all things, but also drew a unique SSS-level growth talent - [Many Children, Many Blessings, My Land Becomes Fertile Land].

After 18 years of traveling through the Devouring Starry Sky, I finally got the golden finger.

Keep punching in to get stronger.

Punch in to get: Meteor Tears, Yiqihua Sanqing.

Punch in to get: Panlong Godhead full set .

Punch in to get: Chiming Jiutiantu.

Punch in to get: Fortune Jade Disc

...

Punch in to get endless opportunities, become stronger step by step, and transcend the world.

[Villain + Unrivaled in the Same Realm + Life Choices + Woman Pursuing Him]

Qin Wushang has transmigrated!

In my first attempt to awaken the Goddess System, I failed to win over any of the fairies due to my lack of skill!

Restarting his life, returning to a hundred years ago, his family still wants to dig out his supreme bone for his younger brother!

He directly severed ties with his family by digging out his bones, thus activating a life choice system!

However, the fairies they had previously conquered have also been reborn!

He was surprised to find that their public personas had all collapsed.

Qin Wushang: "You're announcing the engagement, huh? Things change, and so do fortunes..."

Empress Ziyao: "What engagement annulment? I want to marry you, right now!"

Qin Wushang: "Isn't this the Cold Sword Immortal who turned me into an ice pop? Don't mess with him!"

Empress Moonflower: "Disciple! Why aren't you taking me as your master yet?"

Qin Wushang: "Holy crap! That ruthless female demon from my past life, get out of here!"

The Demon Emperor, with a heart full of dread: "Husband! Why are you ignoring me? Am I really that scary?"

Transmigrating to the Douluo Continent, Tianxia Wuzei was dumbfounded—he actually shared the same name as the leader of the four villains in Fruit Warriors!

His martial soul is actually the Explosive King, and he's also accompanied by three treacherous brothers: a traitor, a thief who recognizes his father as his own, and a shifty-eyed fox!

[Ding! Fruit Warrior System activated!]

You'll receive four great mecha spirits at the start: Burst King, Golden Dart King, Sea Shark King, and Magic King!

On the day of awakening, the four brothers shocked everyone—

"One person with full innate soul power? Two innate level nine individuals and one innate level eight?!"

The Spirit Hall deacons immediately went on a bidding war: "Join the Spirit Hall, name your terms!"

The thief grinned: "Sure, but first we need to find out the cause of my parents' death..."

From then on, the art style of Douluo Continent changed drastically—

The Golden Generation: "Why are these four thugs piloting mechs?!"

Tang San: "What happened to the promise that hidden weapons are the best counter to everything? Why are their fists crackling with electricity?!"

Bibi Dong: "...Cross the 'Exterminate the Four Evils' mission off the list and change it to 'Recruit the Army'!"

[Explosive King Possession + Overlord Wind Chasing Fist = Cure Any Dissent!]

"Brothers united can break metal? No, it's like villains running rampant, leaving not a blade of grass alive!"

(Space + Transmigration + Farming + Resources + Educated Youth + Great Strength + Scumbag Abuse + Face-Slapping + The Female Lead Never Suffers a Loss)

Liu Xinghe, a small-time martial arts extra who spends most of her time on film sets, is a strong-willed orphan girl who wins 21 million yuan in the lottery after dealing with her scumbag boyfriend.

She happily returned to her hometown, bought a house, opened a supermarket, and retired to a life of leisure. Who knew that one day she would be gone in the blink of an eye, and when she opened her eyes, she had become a cannon fodder, a "real rich girl" who had not been home long before being forced to go back to the countryside in the 1970s.

Not long after I returned home, my biological mother died. Was there more to the story?

Her hypocritical, scumbag father, a man from a poor background who has achieved success, reveals his true colors and covets her house. Her stepmother, her former lover, abuses her and even seizes her biological mother's dowry.

The scheming fake heiress signed her up for a rural assignment to secure her job, and even died because of her.

Liu Xinghe, who had just gotten up, was already clenching her fists. Don't try to persuade her; she can't hold back any longer!

That scumbag father, stepmother, and fake heiress deserve to be slapped! Take everything back, and send them all to be shot.

After dealing with another group of Shen family members, Liu Xinghe clapped her hands and moved them all away, leaving behind a large pit in the countryside.

After being sent to the countryside, I discovered I'd transmigrated into a book?

The educated youth settlement was exciting, but the Liu family's place was even more so. Liu Xinghe was all geared up, ready to watch the drama unfold and take revenge on the scumbags, hahaha~

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Upon their first meeting, while enjoying some melon seeds, their eyes met, and the man silently extended his hand: "Want some melon seeds?"

The second time they met, Liu Xinghe was beating up some thugs when a passing man came back with a thick wooden stick in his hand and blinked innocently: "Comrade Liu, you dropped your stick."

Female lead: When in action, she punishes scumbags; when at rest, she enjoys gossip. She's skilled in both literature and martial arts, and can even fight pigs and eccentric characters.

Male lead: A seemingly innocent but actually cunning person who enjoyed gossiping and watching the drama unfold before meeting Liu Xinghe; after meeting Liu Xinghe, he becomes enthusiastic about planting...

Bai Feng transmigrated to the pre-civilization era of Honkai Impact 3, witnessing the imminent end and approaching death.

Just then, the live stream popularity system arrived, and it even provided Bai Feng with a live stream assistant—Bronya from the post-Honkai!

So a two-person livestream was set up in the Honkai Impact 3rd world and the Starry Sky Universe...

As each character's commentary and each story unfolds, the art style of both worlds shifts...

Silver Wolf: "She's also called Silver Wolf? And she's an assassin?"

Kiana: "I want to see Mei after the Collapse!!!"

Welt: "Damn it! The Honkai is still chasing me..."

Theresa: "Why is Bronya's development so good after the Honkai Impact 3rd update? Captain, please teach me..."

Alicia: "I also want to stream with the Captain..."

Kevin: "I am a karmic demon, not a succubus..."

“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was never about waving the banner of righteousness or decorating myself in noble ideals. It was simply revenge—avenging the death of my mother at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi, and the humiliation she suffered from Shrek Academy’s Dean Yan Shaozhe.

Yes, I may have made some modest contributions to the people of the continent in the process, but those were incidental. Please, don’t misunderstand. Let’s be objective and realistic. Don’t impose excessive moral expectations on me personally—it’s really not helpful.”

—His Majesty Xu Tianxi, the Eternal Emperor of the unified continent under the Sun Moon Empire, in an exclusive interview with Miss Meng Hongchen, chief correspondent of the Douluo Daily, during the Heaven-Sacrifice Ceremony at Shrek.

The next day...

“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was indeed to raise the banner of justice, to avenge my mother’s death at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi and the humiliation from Shrek Dean Yan Shaozhe. I’ve made great contributions to the people of the continent. I urge the public to be objective, recognize reality, and hold me to high moral standards—this is a very good thing.”

—Douluo Daily, personally edited and published by Editor-in-Chief Gongzi Xiao Hongchen, bringing you the most sincere and authoritative coverage.

Reborn in the Dou Qi Continent, he actually became Xiao Li and even awakened the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system!

There's no way around it; as a transmigrator, I can't very well refuse the system, can I?

...

Xiao Yu: "I will only love Xiao Li in this lifetime."

Xiao Xun'er: "Brother Xiao Li, don't you want to take responsibility for me?"

Little Fairy Doctor: "He is the only light in my life."

Yun Yun: "You little rascal, you just want to bully me!"

Queen Medusa: "I have never submitted to anyone, you are the first."

...

Years later, Xiao Li stormed the Soul Clan, his spear pointed directly at the Soul Emperor.

"Is it you who spread rumors everywhere, saying that my Xiao clan has declined?"

[Many Children, Many Blessings + Three Kingdoms + Invincibility + Many Beautiful Bride + Domination]

Gu Yan traveled through time to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, on the eve of the Yellow Turban Rebellion, and was framed and sent to the border of Bingzhou to serve as a village head.

Fortunately, Gu Yan is bound to the strongest family system. His family is thriving, his territory is expanding, and many powerful people in the family can receive rewards.

Attribute rewards, skill rewards, material rewards, special rewards, etc.

In the late Eastern Han Dynasty, Gu Yan had his own ideals. He hoped to end the chaotic times and pacify the world so that there would be no more Five Barbarians invading China in the future.

Even in the border areas, you can see thousands of lights and pastoral idylls.