Who knocked over the glass cup and poured it over and whose sleepless night was soaked? Who made the bow and piano messing around and disturbed Wulanyue on the river? Some are galloping in the huge mountains, some are crisscrossing between the north and south of the Traledi Mountains, and some are wandering on the edge of life and death to torture themselves about the mystery of time and space. This story is put into paper and pen, but it is just a matter of giving time to the sky, hoping that the years will be different.

People who deal with demons generally have little conscience.

They are crazy and willing to sacrifice everything in the world for power and benefit.

But Li Ke felt that he should have some conscience.

Whether it is building high-rise buildings for people in the Middle Ages, letting knights who breed sheep buy textile looms, letting elves play in the entertainment industry and live broadcasting to bring goods, summoning succubi to be hotel waiters, using the Burning Legion and evil energy to destroy garbage, or let The orcs can safely exchange their labor for fried chicken and watermelon, which reflects his conscience.

Although he offered sacrifices, made deals with demons, summoned the undead, had different conspiracies with royal family members and nobles, and even had bad thoughts about the dragons that guarded the world.

But he still felt that he had a conscience.

"At least I wasn't hung from a street lamp, right?"

——Li Ke·Conscience Sir

"perhaps."

Those things are too crazy.

Twisted dark forces and crazed madmen turn the world into a purgatory.

There is only one outcome for people suffering from latent syndrome.

That is to join this carnival that will never be restored.

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The background of this book is the Americas in a parallel world. All humanistic factors are binary dialectics of pros and cons. There is no single negative orientation. It has nothing to do with all topics involving our country. Please do not over-speculate and conjecture.

Your fingers become golden fingers.

You touched the Jiuyang Divine Skill with your golden finger, and you learned the Jiuyang Divine Art.

You used your golden finger to touch the eighteen palms for subduing the dragon, and you learned the eighteen palms for subduing the dragon.

You touched the magic of the wedding dress with your golden finger, and you learned the magic of the wedding dress.

You feel that your skills are progressing slowly, so you meet a liar who sells powerful pills.

You touch the Dali Pill with your golden finger, and the Dali Pill becomes the True-Dali Pill.

You touched Melatonin with your golden finger, and Melatonin became a brain pill.

You touched the Liushen toilet water with your golden finger, and the Liushen toilet water made it into a brewed flower.

You touched Yunnan Baiyao with your golden finger, and Yunnan Baiyao turned into Xiao Huan Dan.

……

So you started to collect all kinds of fake cheats, drink toilet water, eat Melatonin, and Dali pills… Your life also started to take off.

My name is Li Yannian, and I feel like I have gone crazy.

I came through time, brought peace to the troubled times and became emperor, practiced martial arts and became a saint, but in the end I could not live forever.

So I made elixirs with flesh and blood, paved the road with corpses, explored Kunlun in the west, Penglai in the east, and traveled across thousands of rivers and mountains, but still in vain.

Even though I am invincible in the world, what's the use if I can't live forever? Since there are no immortals or gods here, then I will become a demon!

This is the story of an old lunatic who is nearing his end of life, who breaks through his own limits and leads his dynasty to rise in all the worlds!

Previous works "Tang Zhuan", "The Wisdom of the Great Song Dynasty", "Silver Fox", "Hanxiang", "Tomorrow" and "I'm Not a Savage" are classics, welcome to read.

The people in the world and the affairs of the world are just dishes on the table of my Tang people.

Although the original ingredients have the original style of food, Yunchu still believes that the most delicious food still needs to be divided, cooked, processed, and the food that is finally served on the table is the food that is most suitable for the stomachs of Datang people.

Steaming, stewing, stir-frying, stewing... There are as many cooking methods as there are things in the world.

Whether it is Goguryeo, Turkic, Tubo, Tuyuhun, Xue Yantuo, Tiele...or long whales, tigers, giant sharks, hungry wolves, all of them can cook peerless delicacies in the melting pot of Datang...

Coupled with Li Zhi, Wu Yan, Changsun Wuji, Chu Suiliang, Li Ji, Cheng Yaojin and other peerless seasonings, there will always be one thing that will make you unforgettable regardless of the color and fragrance.

Yunchu hopes that at such a luxurious banquet, he should definitely have a seat for himself!

Now, the delicacy has been cooked——Yunchu laid out the napkin, picked up the deer knife, and closed his eyes slightly, ready to enjoy an unprecedented meal to satisfy his hungry stomach.

When she was in kindergarten, the little boys who liked her were beaten up by her childhood friend. When she grew up, no boy dared to like her anymore. She had to take the initiative and confess to her male god, but was intercepted by him halfway: “Chasing boys is not that that, I’ll teach you!” She believed him foolishly, but under his “guidance”, her male god was getting farther and farther away from her… She was very angry: “How many times has it been? Why can’t you wish me well?! Uhhh…” His lips suddenly became hot, and he bit her directly: “Because, you can only be nice to me. I’m going to destroy your male god and be your man!”

Note: male god: popular handsome guy

For some reason, Pegasus Yakou traveled to the world of Yu-Gi-Oh and became a card issuance consultant for the International Illusion Society. Use the development ideas of the previous life Yu-Gi-Oh to pave the way for the development of duel monster cards in this world. The matter of rarity is left to different rarities. As a consultant for fair card battle games, I must try my best to ensure that everyone has something to read and everyone has something to play. what? Darzi, the name of the card you use is Oriha Gang's enchantment? It seems that our company has never issued such a card, right? Use DIY cards to play against each other. As a referee, I will now give you an overall verdict. If you have any objections to the ruling, you are welcome to come to the International Illusion Society Referee Management Office during working hours to complain to me.

In 2600, games with 100% realism officially arrived. The games with 100% realism, such as fairy, wizard, martial arts, knights, etc. make people overwhelmed. One by one, players will be nostalgic and yearning.

But, why do all advanced exercises and skills require at least the physics, chemistry, biology, mathematics, and religious knowledge of the top ten college graduates?

Is this trying to kill the player? Introduction to meridian structure? What the hell is this.

Players wailed all over the place, and the crowd was excited, but the game company was unmoved.

After crossing into the weird world and becoming the third generation of the magic stick, Mark can only change his way of life.

Cthulhu: "You will be haunted by bad luck!"

Mark rolled the dice of fate: "Now the fate is yours!"

Heretic God: "Impossible, why don't you need to pay for changing your life against the sky?"

Mark: "I'm dying!"

Evil God: "It's okay..."

Mark: "No, I said, my life is yours!"