When that weird old almanac comes to you, don’t throw it away.

In this already broken and twisted world, I have only one piece of advice——

Please keep in mind the pros and cons and go out to read the almanac.

Good luck, Old Calendarist.

Cen Qing transmigrated into a book, transmigrating into the villain who single-handedly created the zombie virus in the post-apocalyptic novel.

It’s not scary to dress up as a villain, what’s scary is that there is a villain who is more powerful than her.

Looking at Jiang Ci who was still dormant in the culture medium in front of him, Cen Qing recalled his own ending in the original book, his little heart trembled.

Did she kill him before he turned black and grew up, or pulled out his oxygen catheter now?

But Jiang Ci’s first sentence after waking up was, “Mom.”

Cen Qing was so frightened that the hand that pulled out the oxygen tube swished back, and since then began the daily routine of raising a baby/raising a man in the last days.

“Qingqing, blood is drawn on the hand, it needs to be healed to be healed.”

Cen Qing glanced at the wound where a drop of blood appeared, and ignored him.

“Qingqing, the zombies are Ah Ci’s good friends, can you stop beating their heads?”

Cen Qing glanced at the zombie with its bloody mouth open, and slammed the stick again.

“Qingqing, he pushed me on purpose. I don’t care at all that you stay in the same space as him.”

Cen Qing glanced at his stunned assistant and sighed.

Who did Jiang Ci learn the tea-in-tea phrase from?

But the day-to-day life of raising a baby suddenly changed his style of painting one day. The reason was that Cen Qing recruited another male assistant, the kind who looked soft and cute.

The man pushed her against the wall, his dark eyes filled with strong possessiveness, his voice was hoarse,

“Qingqing, you are not good, and a disobedient child should be locked up with chains.”

Cen Qing, who was trapped in the man’s hot embrace and could not move, burst into tears.

Is it too late for her to pull out the oxygen tube now? Waiting online, very urgent.

A galaxy far, far away has an idea to upend the feminist world.

It is normal for women there to marry men, work part-time to support their families, and to be wary of Sister Wang from the next door.

In this world, men are weak, they are vassals, and they are often bullied by women.

One day, the male god Lin Qing’s company came out, and when every well-known product was used by people everywhere, socializing, shopping, games…

The women suddenly found out, how much dowry is Lao Lin planning to earn?

If she married him, wouldn’t it mean that she would save a few lifetimes of struggle and directly reach the pinnacle of life, earning both money and sex?

PS: Lin Qing is very calm, I will not marry a wealthy family, because I am a real wealthy family!

(Ladies)

Traveling to Tokyo in the second year of the economic bubble, he was adopted in an orphanage at the age of twelve and became a fifth-grade pupil at Heiwa Elementary School.

There is no One Punch Man, no Conan’s nirvana when he arrives at the scene, no system, no golden finger, the only fun in life is to go fishing with Tian Kongkui, the little albino girl next door, and occasionally deliberately score zero in the test Ben Yukiko’s mother was angry.

Wrote “Walk in the White Night” famous in the world?

Sorry, too much homework, no interest, finish writing and go fishing.

How about singing “lemon” and breaking arms with Kimura Takuya, or taking part in “Love Letter” to take away the male lead role of Takashi Kashiwahara?

Please, don’t you sleep well for a while, and go fishing in the afternoon.

“School will be closed tomorrow, Tian Kongkui, remember to put on the most beautiful little white dress. I will also put on a tie and a white shirt. After meeting at three o’clock in the afternoon, I will leave on time.”

“?G? Are you going to participate in the JunonsuperBoy star draft?”

“Idiot, let’s go fishing together.”

……

“People are in Tokyo, don’t fall in love”, “From the countryside of Tokyo to a national idol”, “I’m a primary school student, that’s all”, “Madam, can you sit far away from me?” “It’s better to buy karaoke money Bait, so I sang a cappella on the side of the road”

Having been the woman behind Mo Boyuan, a popular actor for five years, one day, Dr. Jiang suddenly quit!

Mo Boyuan: What is it?

Jiang Tingxu: No trouble, divorce!

Mo Boyuan: Divorce? Don’t think, it’s impossible in the next life!

Later, Jiang Tingxu’s identity was exposed, and overwhelming insults followed.

Fan: This woman is not worthy of my Emperor Mo!

The movie emperor of Mo was standing in front of the camera that was broadcast live on the whole network: Heh, the woman you mentioned is not good enough for me. She is excellent in learning from the sketch, the provincial champion in the high school entrance examination, the national champion in the college entrance examination, and is recommended to Peking University at the age of 16.

So you are wrong.

Thirty-six [sequences] rule the world, and the creatures who hold the [sequences] can move mountains, cut rivers, cover the sun with one eye, and enter dreams for thousands of years.

There are heroic wine immortals who master the [Wine Sequence] and walk freely, there are court princes who understand the [Law Sequence] to formulate laws, there are [Tao Sequence] Taoist priests in the mountains, there are [Gu Sequence] wild Gu masters, there are [Gu Sequence] Love Sequence] the stunner and beauty.

Waking up from a dream, for Chen Yuyan, the rivers and lakes are no longer the rivers and lakes in the game “Strange Rivers and Lakes”, but the real world that is vividly presented before him.

In order to survive, in order to get rid of the gaze of the “fairy god”, Chen Yuyan had to step into the rivers and lakes, facing conspiracy, swords, swords and shadows, and ulterior motives.

After the return of “Wulin Biography”, Zhou Ji discovered that the real world is also a film and television work!

A four-way matrix to explore the origin of the heavens.

…

Remarks: Multiple heroines, no harem, and no masters of time management.

Divided into casual copy and upgrade copy, the copy is randomly selected, not in order.

…

The world has been written: “One Man’s Wulin”, “Celebrating More Than Years” film and television drama, “Si Teng” film and television drama, “Zuo Son” film and television drama, “Mythology” TV drama.

The world to be written: “Legend of Sword and Fairy Three and Four”

Options to consider: “Ancient Sword and Tale”, “Xuanyuan Sword”, “Zhu Xian”, “Jiang Ye”, “Liu Li”, “Thirty Only”, “Mr. Good”, “Ode to Joy”, “Once upon a time there was a mountain of spirit sword”…..

After living for twenty-six years, Zhu Mo discovered that the strange phenomena surrounding him all originated from the Celestial Master Alliance.

As a descendant of the Celestial Master, should he uncover the truth about his mission step by step and protect the magic weapon, or should he pretend that nothing happened and return to a stable life?

The world in fantasy has become reality, countless time travelers have entered randomly, and wars between worlds with different rules have begun. The plot has collapsed, the protagonist has rushed to the street, and supporting characters have risen. The time travellers, aborigines, and strong men and forces from various worlds have fought and intrigued. All kinds of extraordinary forces intertwined and collided...

How come the kind, righteous, and sunny characters in the original novel become more selfish, sinister, and unscrupulous than the others?

This world is too chaotic and dangerous... After thinking about it, someone decided that all this was definitely not the problem of his world lord. However, for the sake of safety, he decided not to reveal his identity.

“In this great age of turmoil, if you take a step forward, what you have created may be history!”

“Join me, and show to those who refuse you, how unsightly they used to be!”

That year.

No matter how to find a job in the Yanjing talent market, he is poor and white, and only has a high school diploma. However, he simply set up a recruitment booth on his own, and he intends to be angry with those who refuse him!

but……

did not expect!

The whole world is mad at him!