Brother, please take the medicine." Take it away, take these disgusting bugs away. I don't want it, don't want it!!!" Brother, there are magic obstacles. There are no bugs in this jade liquid. Obviously, there are only arrays of spiritual light flowing.

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

The human will is powerful.

Everyone's thoughts and desires will have an impact on the world.

When countless human ideas accumulate together, in the end, quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes, the world changes, and virtuality and reality begin to merge.

In order to help the world merge, some people are selected by the world to go to the gap between virtual and reality to fulfill their mission.

……

To put it simply, it is the story of a group of wage earners working for the boss of the world.

The first world: "subhuman"

The following secrecy (＊／ω＼＊)……

[A demonic immortal, dark, cruel, no harem, no system, slow to warm up]

[Not a saint, dark, beware!]

My master sent me to the immortal path, I helped my master go to hell.

In order to seek a chance of survival, I murdered the people around me.

In order to improve my qualifications, I slaughtered thousands of cultivators.

Yi Han, with his mortal qualifications, plundered the fortune of heaven and earth and reached the pinnacle of the demonic path.

Meng Huaiyin accidentally traveled to another world, and chose to participate in the romance drama because he was penniless.

However, what she didn’t expect was that there was a person who followed her all the way to Lianshan when she just crossed over.

Meng Huaiyin: shivering.jpg

The show just started:

Xiao Nanqi stared at Meng Huaiyin with sharp eyes like a knife, but Meng Huaiyin was so frightened that the melon in his hand dropped.

Barrage:

[He loves her so much, it was love at first sight yyds. ]

[Running in both directions, Grandpa is here. ]

[Woohoo, please lock up the two of you.]

Meng Huaiyin: Excuseme? ?

The love and killing of the dog hero and the dog heroine are daily.

[Come here, they are not human anymore, kick over this bowl of dog food. ]

Xiao Nanqi & Meng Huaiyin: Thank you for the invitation, I am not human 🙂

This novel is also known as Priceless New Bride

In the bar, drunk, she accidentally married herself for 2 years, her husband who counted five fingers can count offense!

It is rumored that Rong has little cleansing habits, and no opposite sex is allowed within three meters, but for Mao she is an exception?

It is rumored that Rong Shao has a bad temper, and if he angers Rong Shao, he can report directly to Lord Yan.

Give her the wronged person, he will return ten times!

Whoever bullied her, he went back a hundred times!

[Exclusive House Rules for Small Milk Bags]

“First: when you see a pretty aunt, you can ask someone to hug you, but you can’t find food in your arms!”

“Second: If you are not satisfied with your food standards, you can make an oral application or a written application, and you must not attempt to attract the attention of the top level by the violent way of dropping a bottle!”

People who deal with demons generally have little conscience.

They are crazy and willing to sacrifice everything in the world for power and benefit.

But Li Ke felt that he should have some conscience.

Whether it is building high-rise buildings for people in the Middle Ages, letting knights who breed sheep buy textile looms, letting elves play in the entertainment industry and live broadcasting to bring goods, summoning succubi to be hotel waiters, using the Burning Legion and evil energy to destroy garbage, or let The orcs can safely exchange their labor for fried chicken and watermelon, which reflects his conscience.

Although he offered sacrifices, made deals with demons, summoned the undead, had different conspiracies with royal family members and nobles, and even had bad thoughts about the dragons that guarded the world.

But he still felt that he had a conscience.

"At least I wasn't hung from a street lamp, right?"

——Li Ke·Conscience Sir

"perhaps."

He was forced to sign a marriage contract just after returning home after five years away. He got a fiancée out of nowhere, and what was even more inexplicable was that she was the daughter of his enemy. Fang He, who had returned from five years of apprenticeship, was no longer the useless young master who could be manipulated by others. He would take back everything that belonged to him!

When I woke up, the world was completely different.

From the normal human world line of 2013, we return to the universal witch world line of 1994.

"Maybe there are no witches in the world, or maybe everyone is a witch."