Wang Hui was an ordinary young man from Shanqian Village. He used to love climbing trees and playing in the river—mischievous and playful by nature. Later on, he didn’t study seriously and his grades fell, so he dropped out of school. If life had continued as usual, he would’ve remained just an ordinary person.

But one day, he was attacked by a giant python—and by accident, he absorbed the python’s blood.

That’s when the gears of fate began to turn.

He gained some special abilities, and his body started to undergo unusual changes. From that moment on, his life would never be the same.

Later, through the recommendation of Teacher Li Xiuli from Yangli Middle School, he returned to the familiar campus—though this time as an auditing student. Even though he was in a different grade and older than his classmates, he...

Reborn in Blue Star, Ye Zhi... really didn't think about it that much.

He just wanted to work hard and do his best every step, and then told himself:

"An artist who doesn't want to be a scholar is not a good entrepreneur! Come on, you are the fattest!"

Voiceover: "You, you are very thin."

Ye Zhi: "I'm very fierce."

Voice-over: "Then why don't you take a look?"

Ye Zhi: "Meow~"

“Husband, I want…”

“Okay, here is the credit card. Buy everything you want.”

“Husband, I want to give you a baby!”

“No need.”

“…”

Ye Shengge was born with a birthmark, only Ji Shiting could understand, but this man was cold and abstinent, unmoved. Finally one day, she clapped her hands to prepare to slip away, but was carried back by someone!

She was shocked, “What are you doing?” The man said dumbly, “As you wish!”

“…”

* Ye Shengge always thought that Ji Shiting was forced to marry her, but after years she knew that everything was in his plan, she had already been locked by him, and there was nowhere to escape!

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

Your groupmates read the same novels as you, play the same games as you, share the same dog stories as you, comfort you when you're wronged, flatter you when you succeed, and even follow your arguments when you're about to draw your sword. Your groupmates have beautiful girl avatars, send beautiful girl emoticons, and talk like beautiful girls. If they're not beautiful girls, what are they? Regardless, groupmates are beautiful girls, I say.

(Chongwen, one-on-one, the male and female hosts are clean in body and mind, the female host can be fierce and sweet) He is a top giant, indifferent and expensive, and unattainable.

But she likes the little wife who is married, and has a soft spot for her.

And she, after her rebirth, can only catch the life-saving straw in front of her.

He protected her, spoiled her, and accompanied her to smooth out all obstacles in front of her.

“Her husband, they bullied me.” She buried her head in the man’s arms and cried softly.

The man stretched out his hand to hold her waist, and her lips raised with bloodthirsty grief: “Then break all the legs with short eyes.”

Xie Jin is an international student studying in the United States. Because of an accident, he obtained a special ability that allows him to detect the attributes of all objects within a certain range. Because of this ability, he started from panning for gold and gradually went to the country of Bald Eagle. The pinnacle of wealth. (No abuse, no depression, logical, straightforward and reasonable road to the rise of North American chaebols)

“Corpse Processing” is over, but the lord has a lot to write, so this is it.

A person is a mage.

Three people are a team.

A group of people is a territory.

A group of people is the rise of an era.

I, Karen Heise, want to lead an era. If you think you are young and self-motivated enough, send your resume here.

My address: Gold Flash Town, the center of the world.

“Husband, I feel a little sick in my stomach tonight, ask for a vacation!”

“Husband, I seem to have a bit of a cold tonight, ask for a vacation!”

“Husband, I’m going to my friend’s house to accompany her tonight, ask for a vacation!”

Before getting married, Gu Qingcheng always thought about how to push it to the Tang Dynasty.

After getting married, Gu Qingcheng thought how to let Tang Shi let her go for one night.

However, it turns out that no matter how invincible the excuse she found, he can always resolve it easily.

“Husband, I’m in the Maldives now, take good care of your house tonight!” Since she can’t hide, she runs~

Want to make a claim to give yourself a holiday?

Tang Shi pondered for a while and ordered a few words to the assistant.

At midnight that night, the door of the hotel was knocked, and through the door, Gu Qingcheng heard Tang Shi’s voice fluttering: “My wife, open the door.”