Shortly after his marriage, Lin Jiage was thrown out of his house.
In his quest to return home, he tried every means at his disposal, but to no avail. Eventually, he could only turn his sights to a certain Little Bun.
After listening to Lin Jiage’s proposal, Little Bun shook pinkies with him and replied in an adorable voice, “Deal!”
Thus…
On the night that Little Bun received a robot, he brought Shi Yao to a restaurant and secretly whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to eat with you.”
On the night that Little Bun received an Ultraman figurine, he brought Shi Yao to a swimming complex and whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to swim with you.”
On the night that Little Bun received a toy train set, he brought Shi Yao to a hotel room, gave Lin Jiage a condom, and whispered into his ear, “Daddy, Mommy is here to sleep with you.”
The mighty yin and yang, the sun rises in the east; follow your fire virtue, the light of the sky; picturesque mountains and rivers, the divine capital Luoyang; Chang'an was first built, the Daming Palace; long live the sky, where is the dragon; the high sky is not false; Your Highness Hanyuan, the sun rises in all nations; the glory of the world all belongs to the Tang Dynasty; the white horse passes by, the endless impermanence; sigh Anshi, disturbing my hometown; the world's unique country, the peak decline; just for this heart, change the primeval world; I wish the sun will never set on my Central Plains.
Thousands of years ago, the fantasy set sail; where is it, Yingzhou Fusang; birds can't repay, Nara is prosperous; the holy virtues and teachings, the great changes fly; the Kyoto fire, the blue lotus blooms; if it's for love, the sky can't hinder it; Fujiwara Kyo was destroyed, and peace was also glorious; this country is the hometown of the gods; Kaguya Bamboo Cutter, shining in all directions; Prince Chachi, his heart is towards the sky; the imperial seal, a dream; on the moon, eternity is forever; gains and losses are determined by fate, on the other side of the water.
The great cause of crossing the East is far away and the mountains are long; it is comparable to the journey to the West, the Buddha's light is righteous; the magnificent Jianzhen is the backbone of the Tianping; the century-long plan, the thousand-year imagination; the quiet moon sea, the peace is hard to be auspicious; on Mount Yoshino, the cherry
blossoms are blooming; the fantasy land appears in the East. There was Shang Yang in the world, and Cheng Tang continued; the black bird of heaven descended and gave birth to Shang; the sky had Han, and Jian also had light; the dark water was surging, and the destiny was vast; those who are not happy now, the dead will die.
PS: Your Ning Chu is back.
The first day of traveling through the apocalypse
I picked up a diary, very good, I started writing a diary today. The second day of traveling through the apocalypse I picked up bread and mineral water, very good, I won’t starve to death. The third day of traveling through the apocalypse
I
picked up a dog, it’s a robot, its eyes glow, very good, I don’t have to grope in the dark at night. The fourth day of traveling through the apocalypse The dog is too cold, I can’t keep warm by hugging it, what’s the use of you? ... The nth day of traveling through the apocalypse I picked up a box of mineral water, wrapped the dog with tape and took it away, it’s really labor-saving. The n+1th day of traveling through the apocalypse How can this dog still be used? Perpetual motion machine? ... The mth day of traveling through the apocalypse I met a woman, she has a car, I want to rub it. The m+1th day of traveling through the apocalypse I rubbed it , it’s comfortable. ... The zth day of traveling through the apocalypse I picked up a good car and changed it. This car is really comfortable, wife, I don’t want to look for Oasis anymore. ... The z+1th day of traveling through the apocalypse I have set up a book club, if you can’t find Oasis, why not join the group, group number 977696027
A young man who fell into the mortal realm from one hundred thousand year-old Forsaken Cemetery competes with Heroes from many sectors of the Heaven, creating an immortal legend. As I am born, I am the ruler of the world.
Every story has a protagonist, they are all darlings of the world, good things are theirs, and good girls are also theirs… Each world has N supporting roles, and they all exist to support the protagonist, facing The protagonist’s strength, they can only forcefully send all their own for people to choose… Do you dare to overtake the protagonist’s things? Sorry, terminal illness is waiting for you, accidentally looking at you…
Facing the increasingly difficult future of supporting actors, Su Yi bravely stood up.
The great supporting role rescuer Su Yi, he inherited the fine tradition of the traverser, Murong Fu and Yang Kang were gloriously possessed at this moment, Su Yi alone represented the fine tradition and history of the traverser, at this moment he was not alone During the fight, remember! He is not alone! ! !
“Let’s resist! Take away the protagonist’s baby, take away the protagonist’s sister!!!” Su Yi held up the serf and turned the singing banner forward.
Song Wen traveled through S7, and his opening sentence "I went to take a shower" directly ignited the enthusiasm of the sunspots.
What? In the first game of his debut, he faced the rising RNG?
Facing the "world's number one ADC", Song Wen had to take out Jace and impose sanctions with the world's number one shock wave.
What? Are the GSLs still dissatisfied? Song Wen took out the Lambo and used excellent temperature control technology to cool down UZI.
What? Fake coach Zhu Kai is telling me what to do? Song Wen directly and unilaterally fired this water friend from IG, and BP training was taken care of!
"May I ask black player, how do you feel about winning the award for the most popular professional player in LPL?"
Facing the interview, Song Wen behaved very humbly.
"To be honest, I still like the way they jump when they are Kuroko."
The star sea is vast and endless, and the endless world is mixed in it.
Fragmented world, micro world, small world, medium world, large world.
China Eastern World, a civilized world in the boundless sea of stars, everything starts here.
Su Yan, a teenager with only 4 talents and savvy, a wooden box left by his parents, after being abandoned by his family, can he spark his own spark in the trend of the times?
My main business is piracy, and my colleagues from the United States, the United Kingdom, India, and Somalia are all my targets for robbery;
I handle fishing, salvage, smuggling, and escorting.
Because I have a super pirate ship!
At the same time, I raised a big lobster, which grew in size over a month, and now it has become a giant of the ocean. It harms all the oceans all day long and makes all countries nervous!
They say this circle is very complicated, and Chu Hui wanted to challenge his own weaknesses. As a result, he accidentally fell into it...
In the Holy Dragon Continent, the Dragon Clan is the most respected and has the power of life and death over the human race. Su Long accidentally traveled to the family loser and activated the violent dragon-slaying system. From then on, he changed his fate against the will of heaven. He held the dragon-slaying tower and shouldered the dragon-beating whip, slayed the giant dragon, and aspired to the continent...