Originally a small clerk, I stumbled upon an immortal transcending a tribulation, and was dragged back to the Warring States Period. To survive, I resorted to modern technology, experiencing major historical events. It's impossible to revisit the original history, but to adhere to the records in the history books, I deliberately concealed many things. A chance encounter with a secret manual gradually transformed me into a cultivator. Over the course of millennia, I encountered beauties of all kinds, but without a breakthrough in my cultivation, I vanished into the dust of history...

A single divine eye sees through the ages, a broken sword sweeps across the past and present! Young Chu Feng, originally a descendant of a Qingyun City family, unexpectedly awakens the Divine Pearl of Destiny, embarking on the path of power, a heaven-defying awakening! Endless treasures, a bizarre world, watch me, with the sword in my hand, strive for dominance!

The band disbanded, and he returned to his hometown of Kobe from Tokyo and decided to inherit the family business - the seaside coffee shop "Fanxing".

But when he opened the door, he found a new heir inside the store.

"I will never give up my position as heir to a willful person who abandons his responsibilities and runs away!"

The cold girl who confronted him after he left the cafe, the high school girl who stayed at the cafe, the frustrated manga rookie who lived there, and the mysterious girl who met him during the rainy season.

And...his keyboardist ex-girlfriend Shigeme, who chased him from Tokyo to Kobe after they broke up.

A daily love story that begins with inheriting a coffee shop.

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

As soon as Gao Yan came back from vacation in his hometown, he found that there was an eight-handed wooden evil Guanyin in his suitcase that could not be thrown away.

The moment he stepped out of the temple, Gao Yan fell into the Guan Luo Yin scene. A prompting in his ears spoke:

Welcome to the game of the gods~

First, please be sure to obey the words of the gods.

Second, the latest red hot post on the top read: Shock! The whereabouts of Chu Suibi, the only person in the world who passed the main god-level difficulty, is unknown. According to insiders, Chu Suibi is chasing his wife. Yes, you have read that right, that old dog forced Chu Suibi to have a wife!

Gao Yan, who has never involved himself with worldly matters, meets Chu Suibi, someone who is too keen to break the rules.

Gao Yan: I am a good person.

Chu Suibi: Me too.

God: Bullshit!!!

In 3155, a phenomenon known as the "Hundred Years of Silence" swept the world, bringing with it a variety of strange dungeons and players with varying abilities.

A hundred years later, the phenomenon gradually subsided, but the dungeons and abilities remained. *3796, Desolate Zone.

Cheng Tingyu opened her right eye in front of a mirror. Lines of information, resembling textual instructions, flashed past her reflection.

[Name: Cheng Tingyu] [Ability: [*Unstable*] [*Parsing Error*] [*Cannot be displayed*]] [Status: [*Unstable*]] [Cooling down period: 0]

"The copy is likely to appear in places where humans gather;

"The probability of the copy appearing is positively correlated with the degree of chaos in the current area;

"The probability of the copy appearing is positively correlated with the length of time spent in a specific area;

"The probability of a player being captured by a copy is higher than that of a non-player;

"People who have entered a copy and successfully broken through the copy will not be captured by the copy for a period of time unless they actively enter the copy;"

-- by "Human Daily Survival Code No. 8749";