Chen Lin traveled through the martial arts world and found that he actually had a clone, but…
“Why is my clone in the world of immortality?”
“Forget it, you can continue to practice martial arts. I am going to start cultivating immortality. I will meet you all again in a thousand years!”
…
Over the course of thousands of years, there will always be geniuses born from the sky, whose fame is as mighty as the sun, sweeping across the universe.
But no matter how heroic the Martial Emperor is, when they burn out the emperor’s blood and exhaust their souls, they finally break through the world of mortals with their withered and broken bodies, penetrate the layers of divine patterns and talisman formations, and see the figure standing at the end. …
The person who stands on the twelve-level lotus platform, wears the Mountains and Rivers Sheji Diagram, holds the Jade Order of Creation in his left hand, hangs the Four Swords of Killing Immortals in his right hand, and hangs the shadow of the Tai Chi Diagram behind him, will always turn around.
He smiled cheerfully and said to them:
“Coming?”
In the Chinese music scene in 1997, the scenery of the Hong Kong Philharmonic is gradually fading. The older generation of kings and queens are fighting endlessly, and new forces in the music scene are ready to take action...
In an era of chaos among the gods, he is the god-slayer who dominates the music world...
In the era when the new king comes, he is an insurmountable mountain...
The time when the gods fell...
The Chinese music scene is reminded of the shadow that once shrouded its head...
Xu Chen, please support our Chinese music scene!
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"I came, I saw, I conquered..."
Facing the rising entertainment industry, Xu Chen waved his little whip: "I came to the entertainment industry to do three things! Be the world's pop king and build the China Entertainment Empire..."
One thing remains...
Madam, please close your eyes when it gets dark...
Shortly after his marriage, Lin Jiage was thrown out of his house.
In his quest to return home, he tried every means at his disposal, but to no avail. Eventually, he could only turn his sights to a certain Little Bun.
After listening to Lin Jiage’s proposal, Little Bun shook pinkies with him and replied in an adorable voice, “Deal!”
Thus…
On the night that Little Bun received a robot, he brought Shi Yao to a restaurant and secretly whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to eat with you.”
On the night that Little Bun received an Ultraman figurine, he brought Shi Yao to a swimming complex and whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to swim with you.”
On the night that Little Bun received a toy train set, he brought Shi Yao to a hotel room, gave Lin Jiage a condom, and whispered into his ear, “Daddy, Mommy is here to sleep with you.”
I am an international student, please send me money...
The mysterious swords scattered across the earth are waiting for their world-famous sword master.
Who can understand the miraculous menopause that has been passed down through the ages?
There are people hiding in the hundreds of houses in Chang'an who are capable of raising fire and swallowing the sun. In the Central Plains, there are huge and decadent millennium-old families. In the north, the deserted people are sharpening their swords in silence and fighting fiercely. In the south, the countries in the south are singing and dancing to make peace and fight with each other...
And above the distant Qingming, a pair of blue eyes covering the world are slowly opening.
Pei Ye raised his head and pulled out the long sword from his belly: "Taiyi True Dragon Immortal Lord... let us see who is whose food."
The continental civilization is almost extinct, humans are relegated to the Holy City, and the Dharma Ending Age has arrived.
The little man Dino accidentally obtained the "Book of Taboo". In the cycle of death again and again, he delayed the collapse of the holy city and unveiled the veil of each era.
When later generations recalled his deeds, only some incomprehensible titles were left:
the Red Devil.
The Arbitrator of the Divine Court.
The one who looks back.
Prismatic Angel King.
Dragon of time and space.
The strongest undead...
"I thought of a question."
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"Most weirdos are afraid of sunlight, which is produced by the sun through the nuclear fusion of hydrogen inside."
"??"
"The sun is a nuclear fusion. Aren't hydrogen bombs also a nuclear fusion? If I detonate a hydrogen bomb, will the light radiation produced also have the effect of eliminating weird things?"
"???"
It’s just a story about a Chinese student who was able to easily and happily exorcise spirits in Tokyo.
This book contains a lot of phobias about lack of firepower, cross-server chatting, enlightenment, strange brain circuits, and reverse brainstorming. Please read with caution.
If you are rich, you are Rheinmetall, if you are poor, you are Laiyang Steel Pipe. Who says our industry is not good? Huanghe was the first to object!
Rubber tycoon Li Yunlong, a seven-step second-gunner who exploded the bridge, and an expert in Kong Jie’s winter attack.
Infrastructure is ambition!
152mm large caliber, spraying tiger, leopard and rat at the top and fighting at 95 seconds at the bottom!
The loader used up his last bit of strength to pull out the shells. I, the AA man, didn’t have to go around to blow up everything!
Huang He, who owns the core technology of Minkes Shipyard, said, “My ingredients are too complicated, so don’t make random guesses.”
The word defeat did not exist for Wei Congying in his relationships.
But the biggest joke was after the prodigal son returned and realized he was someone else’s stand-in.
Three years after breaking up, while sitting in a fast food place in the Isle of Mann, he saw her and discovered an something even more laughable…
He was still in love with this heartless person.
Where is my sect? Where did you take my sect?
Alien, I'm not done with you!
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I, Chu Yao, have been cultivating Taoism for three hundred years, and finally managed to become a Nascent Soul Elder. I had not enjoyed a few days of peace when I was suddenly captured by an extraterrestrial spaceship!
The cave is gone, and so is the cultivation base. Other people who are cultivating immortals use their swords to fly in the sky to level the world, but for me, it has become like driving screws for aliens. Isn’t this style of painting not right?
That's all, the whole family is in order anyway, they just moved to another place to work.
Gold will always shine, at worst it will come again in another three hundred years!
Immortals need to be cultivated, money needs to be made, and technology needs to be grasped.
The spaceship in the left hand and the pistol in the right hand, industrial traffic is booming!
The entire sect has flexible employment, with the head engaging in real estate, the Dharma protector engaging in business, and even the Supreme Elder delivering goods live online:
"Old fellows, today I will perform a transformation of a god to overcome a tribulation. If you like it, please give it a follow."
Let's see how she keeps a low profile, gathers strength, and plays with the stars.