Tang De, a renowned dark-themed director known as "Dark Cameron," never imagined that he would one day be reborn! And moreover, he was reborn as a lowly Hollywood photographer.

Since that's the case, I, Tang, will not stand on ceremony!

In my past life, I only encountered "Dark Scarlett" and "Dark Taylor". If I can't pose the real Scarlett and Taylor in all sorts of ways in this life, wouldn't I be letting down my reputation as a transmigrator?

then……

A famous Hollywood director has emerged in this world!

He was Scarlett Johansson's secret lover and also Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend, who appeared in her songs multiple times.

He is the king of creativity in the advertising industry and the music video director who commands exorbitant fees from top singers.

He is a frequent winner of Oscars and major film festival awards, and a behind-the-scenes godfather in Hollywood whom countless stars fawn over.

His name is Tang De, and his story takes place in New York in the spring of 2002, starting with a "honey trap".

Why did Sasuke's Susanoo transform into a magical girl? Why did Might Guy go bald in his youth? Why did Danzo Shimura voluntarily give up the Hokage position? Why did Orochimaru stage the Legend of the White Snake? Why did Tsunade become the king of maniacal laughter? Why did Konan owe hundreds of billions in debt? Why does Kurama (the Nine-Tails) like dog food (a euphemism for witnessing romantic relationships)? Why did Hinata become a yandere (a character with a possessive personality)? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality? Welcome to follow Naruto Uzumaki into Konoha.

The main world is Naruto, but later it may include genres like Type-Moon and Dragon Raja.

P.S.: Lighthearted and easy-going novel, farming and management novel, romance novel.

Lin Ziyin, modern day mechanical professor especially hired by the school, had the potential for great achievement in her field. However, due to family reasons, she could only treat her mechanical research and teaching as a secondary job, pouring all her energy into the farm and the food business before. Despite her low-key approach, she was unable to suppress her sister's rage, and a furious car crash sent her straight to ancient times.

Indeed, she had excellent character, so why did the heavens send her to the sparsely populated Northern Land. Known as the death zone, those who were banished to this borderland would spend their lives and perish there. However, Lin Ziyin was quite satisfied with her own identity. Even if she had lost the protection of her parents, she still had the protection of her siblings and grandfather. Of course, she also had her younger brother and nephew at home who needed her protection. This abundance of familial love was enough to compensate for the hardships caused by poverty at home.

Poverty, she wasn't afraid of, as she had experience in farming. With large swathes of uncultivated land, the Northern Land was practically custom-made for her. The heavy workload didn't matter either, she was proficient in designing all kinds of small tools. Whether it was the emperor's absurdity, not providing aid to the border king, or the shameless Tatars that would rob them frequently, none of these posed a problem for her. She could think of solutions for everything. It wasn't uncommon for the border king to tell everyone how lucky he was to have married such a wonderful queen!

[Transmigration into a Book] [Villain] [Civil Service Exam] [Refreshing Read] [Anti-cliché Plot]

I transmigrated into the body of a brainless villain, and the story begins with the Dragon King's Return Banquet, where the protagonist steals my fiancée away.

According to the plot, I will lose my family and die a tragic death on the street.

But I awakened god-level analytical abilities!

Going head-on against the protagonist? Only a fool would do that!

I gave up my billions in assets and took the civil service exam to become a policeman!

The Dragon King is arrogant and domineering? "Police! You are suspected of intentional assault and disturbing the peace. Come with us!"

A quack doctor swindling people? "You're under arrest for practicing medicine without a license and manufacturing and selling counterfeit drugs!"

The God of War indiscriminately slaughters innocents? "Drop your weapon! You are surrounded by SWAT officers!"

The protagonists were completely dumbfounded when faced with the cold handcuffs.

Sorry, but no matter how strong your fist is, can it be bigger than a magic bullet?

After Yang Zhengshan traveled through time, he achieved super-generational advancement, from a young man to a grandfather.

From 28 to 38, he also picked up three sons, two daughters, two daughters-in-law, two grandsons, and one granddaughter, becoming the real head of the family.

I am the master of my home, let's see how Yang Zhengshan leads a farmer to prosperity.

At the beginning of the Chinese youth, he was both expelled from Manchester United's youth training and the national football team u17! But Ye Chen did not give up, but continued his football career. Under the introduction of Solskjaer, he went to Germany and started his career in Dotter! Since then, a demon has appeared in the football world! Ferguson: "The door of Manchester United will always be open to Ye!" Cristiano Ronaldo: "Messi is my competitor, and Ye is my target!" Messi: "Ye is the strongest shooter of this era, no one!" Loev: "Ye is the last piece of the puzzle in Germany. Please join Germany!" Lippi, the coach of the national football team, came to visit in person and begged bitterly, "Ye Chen, please come back to the national football team!"

Xiao Xixi travelled back to ancient times and became one of the prince’s concubines.

It should have been the beginning of the palace fight, but she just wanted to be a salted fish.

Salted fish is the way to survive, and eating and waiting for death is the true meaning of life!

But,

Prince Gao Leng loves her very much

……..

Father Xiao: Daughter, you have to live up to your expectations, our family can count on you to climb the heights of dragons and the phoenixes!

Xiao Xixi: No, I’m just a salted fish

Palace maid : Little Master, you have to live up to your expectations, you must defeat those green tea b*tches to become the crown princess!

Xiao Xixi: No, I’m just a salted fish

Crown Prince : Concubine Ai, you have to live up to your expectations, I just count on you to inherit the lineage!

Xiao Xixi: No, I’m just a salted fish

Prince : It’s okay, I can be a lazy bump too.

With many regrets from his previous life, Li Long was reborn back to the year 1981.

In that year, the land had not yet been contracted out, he had not yet started a family, his brother had not fallen to his death because of him, his sister-in-law did not yet regard him as an enemy, and his nephews and nieces were still growing up healthily.

The root cause of all future problems has not yet occurred, so there is still time for everything!

In this era, a pair of rubber shoes can be exchanged for a sheep in the mountains, and a flashlight can be exchanged for a pair of deer antlers in the mountains.

For Li Long, this was the best time. He did not seek to become rich or powerful, but only wanted to hunt, fish and live a happy life.

[Simulator][The Way of Survival][Chat Group][Not a Purely Satisfying Story]

(The rating has just been released and will increase later.)

"Ding! Simulation begins today—"

Transmigrating to a fantasy world, Chen Changsheng awakens the "Daily Simulator," allowing him to predict his future life every day!

[Day 1 Simulation: You joined a cultivation sect and cultivated diligently for thirty years, only to be killed by your enemy with a single palm strike just as you achieved the Golden Core stage]

Chen Changsheng: "...Reopen!"

[Day Two Simulation: You secretly learned forbidden techniques and were hunted down. You fled into the demonic path for a hundred years, and finally vanished into nothingness under the heavenly tribulation]

Chen Changsheng: "Be prudent! Be even more prudent!"

While others were risking their lives to seize treasures in secret realms, he was hiding in the countryside, recording "The Essential Rules of the Way of Survival".

While the prodigies were fighting for rankings, he was listening to music in a brothel.

"You are invited to join the 'King of Glory Chat Forum' group chat."

Han Laomo: "@Fellow Daoist Chen Changsheng, you were just a mortal yesterday, how come you've already ascended to immortality today?"

He loves drinking animal milk: "This person...is something else!"

Chen Changsheng looked at the newly updated simulation results: [Today's prediction: You crushed the enemy from the Immortal Realm with a single finger]

"Hmm, another 10,000 simulations and I'll be out of the game..."

This book is also known as: *The Simulator Prevents Me from Going Out*, *This Boss is Too Cautious*, and *The Whole World Thinks I'm a Reclusive Master*.

I accidentally became a top-tier tycoon, but I was given the villain's script. Being a villain is one thing, but why did they have to make me so brainless?

How dare such a low-class hypocrite make me fawn over him?!