That day, Qi Long, who had been away from the crosstalk stage for a long time due to an accident, received a rescue call from his senior brother Deyun, the owner of the troupe, and returned to the crosstalk stage.
Unexpectedly, his innovative crosstalk was learned by his disciples.
There is no distinction between big and small on the stage, and the evil disciples who build new graves off the stage make fun of their master's height every day.
The various evil jokes make the comedians feel like they are going through a tribulation in every scene...
Even the traditional disciple was led like crazy by this uncle.
Boss Guo: Stop hanging out with your uncle, you’re leading my apprentice astray!
Once the gears of fate begin to turn, love and hate intertwine into an impenetrable net. Turning to Ashoka's "The One I Loved Most Was the Murderer," the male and female protagonists embark on a perilous and fraught journey to uncover the truth behind the unexpected death of the male protagonist's wife.
COVID-19, disease, hardship, misfortune, workplace struggles, love and hate, life and death… They persevered through countless difficulties, and they embraced new life amidst despair. This book celebrates the steadfastness and devotion of love, showcases the resilience and brilliance of humanity, and takes you deep into the labyrinth of human nature to explore the true meaning of love and redemption.
In this battle between love and sin, can they uncover the truth? The book features both thrilling mystery and delicate, moving emotions; it depicts a love story that transcends life and death, and also reveals the ugliness and justice of the world.
The mighty yin and yang, the sun rises in the east; follow your fire virtue, the light of the sky; picturesque mountains and rivers, the divine capital Luoyang; Chang'an was first built, the Daming Palace; long live the sky, where is the dragon; the high sky is not false; Your Highness Hanyuan, the sun rises in all nations; the glory of the world all belongs to the Tang Dynasty; the white horse passes by, the endless impermanence; sigh Anshi, disturbing my hometown; the world's unique country, the peak decline; just for this heart, change the primeval world; I wish the sun will never set on my Central Plains.
Thousands of years ago, the fantasy set sail; where is it, Yingzhou Fusang; birds can't repay, Nara is prosperous; the holy virtues and teachings, the great changes fly; the Kyoto fire, the blue lotus blooms; if it's for love, the sky can't hinder it; Fujiwara Kyo was destroyed, and peace was also glorious; this country is the hometown of the gods; Kaguya Bamboo Cutter, shining in all directions; Prince Chachi, his heart is towards the sky; the imperial seal, a dream; on the moon, eternity is forever; gains and losses are determined by fate, on the other side of the water.
The great cause of crossing the East is far away and the mountains are long; it is comparable to the journey to the West, the Buddha's light is righteous; the magnificent Jianzhen is the backbone of the Tianping; the century-long plan, the thousand-year imagination; the quiet moon sea, the peace is hard to be auspicious; on Mount Yoshino, the cherry
blossoms are blooming; the fantasy land appears in the East. There was Shang Yang in the world, and Cheng Tang continued; the black bird of heaven descended and gave birth to Shang; the sky had Han, and Jian also had light; the dark water was surging, and the destiny was vast; those who are not happy now, the dead will die.
PS: Your Ning Chu is back.
Player race, one of the most powerful races in the multiverse.
Data body, kill monsters to upgrade, learn quickly, add points to improve... perfect positive and negative feedback, bringing a smooth and powerful experience.
Task instructions, map labels, color-coded names, favorability displays... simplify your thinking and enjoy a relaxed life.
God's perspective, forced unity, perfect operation, micro-control and remote control... With such amazing wisdom, there is no force that cannot grow sustainably.
Resurrection after death, creating a new character, saving and loading saves, exiting the game... Oh, players are just superior.
Console, change data, MOD implantation, gamification of the world... Not convinced? You open it too!
With any one of these abilities, ordinary people would be considered powerful. If they possessed all of them, wouldn't they be able to kill their way through the world?
Players plant white stop the war table...
"The Rookie Mage's Journey Against Heaven"
The young man Chen Xuan awakened his magic talent by chance, but his magic was always full of problems in the initial stage, and he was called a "rookie mage" by his peers.
However, a mysterious ruins expedition changed his fate.
In the ruins, he got an ancient magic secret book and a magical wand.
From then on, Chen Xuan embarked on an adventure.
Along the way, he continued to practice and upgrade, and his magic became more and more powerful.
Faced with powerful monsters and evil magicians, he always came up with some strange but amazing ways to deal with them, and also made friends with elves, dwarves, orcs and other fantasy races.
This is the cliché story of two young people saving the world.
Bring your own game board and travel to a world of plausibility.
But the game I play is a text hang-up game! What happened to this monster that came from its mouth?
Fortunately, on-hook games also have their own advantages. Everything is based on data, which affects the real world. Although it is nonsense, it is really delicious!
The humble author opens a new book, please support!
Please choose the host
One
Shout to the girls' dormitory: Which one is better at learning excavator fifty times
Two
Go to the boys' dormitory and shout ten times: Trash, look at me
Three
Go out and say to the fifty people you meet: Monster! Let go of my master
Yuan Kong: "I choose death"
System: "With me here, the host will be resurrected even if he dies. The period from death to resurrection is the same as paralysis. Please choose the host"
Yuan Kong...
Yu Qing escapes from a utopian paradise that has been isolated from the world for over a century. He crashes into the fractured city-state society of year 2C64, accompanied by five humanoid beauties, traversing a bizarre world where genetic overabundance has run amok.
In this world of startlingly perfect technology, humanity has splintered into countless forms. With extraordinary intelligence and cunning, he maneuvers among beast-men and city-states, narrowly escaping misfortune time and again. He severs emotions and abandons ties, driven only by the search for his kind—to rescue the final nine original humans from the brink of extinction.
Yet his arrival quietly ignites a deadly struggle between two powerful factions, and unknowingly triggers the countdown to humanity’s extinction—set for 299 days later...
"The one with little strategy herds through the mundane like oxen and horses
the master strategist herds heaven and earth like dogs and sheep."