“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.”
Homebody Zhao Hai brought ‘QQ Farm’ along in his traversal to another world and resided within the body of a fallen noble. His fief was a black land which nothing could be planted, and more importantly, he even had a peerlessly powerful fiancee, who was actually the successor of a duchy and future Grand Duchess!
Even more importantly, he is a magical and martial cripple who could not learn magic and martial arts. His crippling was very thorough.
“I can’t learn magic, but I have the farm. You dare attack me? I’ll release bugs to eat up your rations and crops, and put pesticides and weed agents into your water sources to make your lands grow weeds. See if you dare to attack me. What? You wanna hire killers to assassinate me? Hehehe. I’ll hide inside the little house in my farm and see how you can attack me. When you leave, I’m gonna terminate your country’s crop productions, and then all of your people will revolt. See if you dare to kill me.”
Watch how this somewhat black hearted hobo uses his QQ Farm in the world of swords and magic to become a globally known nightmarish existence.
(The first thirty-odd chapters are more slice-of-life, and the female lead's storyline ends there. After entering the elite training camp, things take off and get better!)
Lin Yan transmigrated to the world of "Swallowed Star" and obtained a treasure called "Yan Dao Disc" with deduction and analysis functions.
then........
Deducing basic sword techniques → One slash to slay the god of the wilderness
Deducing basic body movements → One step, one universe
Deducing defensive secrets → Counter-attack leads to enemy's self-destruction
...
Many years later.
"Being invincible is so lonely!" Lin Yan looked at Yuan and the other Hunyuan lords, then at the Hunyuan progenitors, and couldn't help but sigh.
Qin Ming relied on tenacious perseverance to cultivate the body of the legendary Pill God, and at the most critical moment, he was harmed by the closest person.
In this life, he will not only be a Pill God, but also a Peerless Warrior.
In the martial arts world, strength is everything, and everything is decided by fists! Ye Fei, the emperor of heaven, returns to his passionate youth, defies fate, rises strongly, defeats all the proud people, embraces a peerless beauty, and dominates the world! In the three thousand worlds, I am the only one who reigns supreme!
“Shameless Xia Ping, not only did you steal my martial arts manual and medicinal pills, you even took my fiancée! We’re not finished!”
“He’s the embarrassment of the Martial Way and a parasite of the human race. A complete scumbag.”
“There’s nothing that he won’t do. Not only would he not help an old person cross the road, he would even steal the lollipop of a three year old.”
“He causes problems everywhere. All of the geniuses of those big families have been beaten up by him before. Now, he’s no longer tolerated by either humans or gods!”
Countless martial arts experts of Yanhuang Star hated Xia Ping down to the very bone. They were just itching to completely crush him into pieces.
As for Xia Ping? Facing the hatred of so many people, he just calmly pulled up the interface of the “Grand Hatred System” and looked at all the wonderful things there. He rubbed his chin, “I’ve already saved up so many Hatred Points. What should I exchange for now?
Saint-grade medicinal pills? Or perhaps that Primordial Pill? The peerless martial art skill, Tathagata Palm also seems pretty good too. But then there’s that divine weapon, the Cosmic Cauldron. It really is too difficult to choose!”
On that day, all the disciples of the Heavenly Sword Sect accused Lu Xuantong of stealing elixirs.
Suppressed by his senior brother, betrayed by his Daoist partner, and suspected by his master.
Everyone laughed at him and belittled him; no one was willing to listen to the truth.
"Lu Xuantong has committed heinous crimes and is hereby imprisoned in the Demon-Suppressing Tower, never to be reincarnated!"
Thus, Lu Xuantong was severely suppressed. The truth was that his Daoist partner had betrayed him and colluded with his senior brother to steal the Supreme Bone from his body.
"Senior brother, he's doomed. Why don't we get married in front of his grave?"
"Entering the bridal chamber?"
"Tsk, that's ruthless!"
"However, I like it."
Then, Lu Xuantong was thrown into the Demon Suppression Tower like a dead dog. Before he died, Xiao Zixi finished him off with a sword strike, calling it:
"I cannot rest easy until he dies."
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have awakened the Multiverse Sign-in System!]
[Congratulations, host, for signing in to the Demon Suppression Tower and advancing to the level of a terrestrial immortal!]
[Congratulations, host, for successfully signing in! You have obtained the supreme bloodline "Gods and Demons Purgatory Body" + "Nirvana Supreme Bone" + "Ancient Sacred Body"]
The moment Lu Xuantong broke through the Demon-Suppressing Tower.
The world was shaken.
Everything will be taken back!
…
The reason for this is that the senior brother is the illegitimate son of a celestial deity, and the entire sect reveres him.
Little did they know that Lu Xuantong was a direct descendant of a celestial deity who had been separated from his family.
The twin sister endured everything, suffering belittlement from her family, until the moment her brother returned as a god...
The dimensional rifts link the earth to the Xingwu continent. This is the dawn of the martial arts era!
I will be useless if I don’t practice martial arts? Don’t worry, I have a system that allows me to pick up attributes. When other people drop attributes during their training, I can pick them up secretly.
Huh? Did you just say that beating up people will make them drop attributes too? In that case…
You defeated a sword skill genius. He dropped Enlightenment×2, Sword Talent×1… You’ve picked them up. Your insights have improved and you’ve gained a beginner stage sword talent!
You defeated a blade skill talent. He dropped Blade Battle Technique×1, Malicious Blade Intent×1… You picked them up and learned a rare blade battle technique! You’ve also figured out Malicious Blade Intent and have become extremely fierce!
You defeated a physique talent. He dropped Physique Scripture×1, Holy-Blood Dominant Physique×1… You picked them up and learned a new top-grade scripture! You are exceptionally lucky to have received the Holy-Blood Dominant Physique. It can change your physique completely and you earned a god-level title ‘Endless Health’.
Someone killed a powerful star beast and dropped Spiritual Sight×1 and Blank Attribute×60… You picked them up secretly and receive a spiritual eye talent as well as 60 points to add to any of your current attributes!
You defeat many opponents in your life. You accidentally kill an innocent devil and split the universe into two when you’re practicing your blade at home. You burst the sun with your fist and the world is engulfed in darkness…
That’s when you realize… You’re invincible!
If Minato Namikaze hadn't died in Naruto, and if Bibi Dong hadn't entered the secret room in Douluo Continent...
Unexpectedly transported to a time of human crisis, I become a professional dream interpreter...
New author, new book, synopsis is lacking, thank you all for your support.
Reincarnated as a ghost in the Spirit Hall, he awakens his second spirit. Originally, both Ghost and Chrysanthemum Guan were born into humble circumstances, diligently cultivating to the Title Douluo realm. They toiled like slaves in the Spirit Hall, but in Bibi Dong's eyes, they were nothing but worthless lives, ultimately dying tragically at the hands of Tang San, who possessed the protagonist's halo! In this life, Ghost will never let tragedy repeat itself! Starting with an Ice and Fire Refined Body, he brutally kills Xiao Wu, taking her spirit rings and spirit bones. Two years later, at the Spirit Master Competition, a black-clad youth appears. The youth has never activated his spirit rings, yet he crushes everyone present, leaving Tang San, the three heroes of the Spirit Hall, and other genius spirit masters pale in comparison! Tang San: I've become a god of death, why am I being...
[The new book's rating has just come out; it will rise later.]
[Crowd Awakening + High-Level Martial Arts + Thrilling Story + Invincible Path + Decisive Action + Interstellar Farming]
Traverse the dark forest where countless races coexist.
I, Lin Fan, come from a wealthy family and just want to lie down and be a lazy bum.
However, the awakened F-level talent "Fungi Culture Master" became a laughing stock.
Until the EX-level talent hit me in the face.
From then on, a tiny clump of mycelium had the potential for infinite evolution in my hands!
Others level up through exercise, break through through meditation, and might even need to take some drugs.
I poured the elixir, worth hundreds of millions, onto the ground, and the bacteria ate it and then let out a burp.
Unlock "Shadow Filament" for stealthy assassinations, leaving no trace!
Evolving "thunderstorm fungal carpet," billions of bacteria transform into a thunder-prone no-go zone!
Furthermore, "purifying soil fungi" purify waste soil, and "fertile soil mycorrhizae" reshape the planet.
While my fellow alumni were still working hard to accumulate merit points, I, a rich second-generation, stood in the chairman's office and said, "Mom, give me 1 billion, and another mine. I want to start my own business!"
While my dad was still worrying about developing the Great Xia colony, I sent him an outsourcing contract: "I've contracted this planet! Pollution control, ecological restoration—all in one go, at a 9.9% discount!"
When alien civilizations invade, I unleash billions of bacteria, transforming them into endless natural disasters!
Years later, the red flags of the Great Xia spread across the starry sea, and the star gates of the Great Xia opened on the faces of alien civilizations.
Lin Fan walked out and shrugged:
"Don't be nervous. We in the Great Xia Dynasty love peace. We just enjoy farming."