(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no
[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]
The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.
Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.
Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.
In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.
But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.
The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.
She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.
Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?
She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!
However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!
So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.
Oh no, it’s court.
On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.
[What? The emperor was cheated on?]
[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]
[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]
Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.
The emperor went crazy killing people.
Ye Chen unintentionally obtained a chaotic spatial immortal artifact, leading his people onto the path of immortality. They continued their cultivation journey, eventually ascending to the Immortal Realm and becoming members of the Immortal Clan.
Having traversed the primordial world and become Rahu, accepting his future destiny was impossible; of course, he had to make changes.
Years later, when Hongjun came out to spread the immortal path, he saw demons claiming that joining the demonic path would give them the chance to obtain innate magic treasures and give them enchanting demonic companions. He cursed them inwardly as shameless.
As Zulong watched his dragon sons and grandsons rushing towards the Western Demon Clan's stronghold, his lips twitched.
Luo Hou smiled slightly, looking at the Creation Demon Lord, Yin Yang Demon Lord, and other beings below, and said with a smile:
"I really didn't seduce them, I just gave them a little more than you did."
...
My father is a coal boss, I am a second-generation coal miner
When Lin Hao was reborn in 2002 and just started studying in the United States, he got to know a bunch of New York socialites, including Ivanka, the Hilton sisters, and the Kardashian sisters. At that time, the Internet bubble had just ended, and many companies in later generations had not yet appeared. He had memories of his past life, and the most important thing was that his father was a coal boss, and he himself was a second-generation coal boss, and his family had a mine. This was interesting!
At the end of the Third Shinobi World War, he awakened the abilities of a Kryptonian superhuman. From then on, he transformed from a nobody into a dragon, and the chaotic legend of the shinobi world was reborn. God, One is Enough (Also known as "The Superman in Naruto") PS: Kryptonian abilities are weakened in the early part of the book, but become increasingly invincible starting from the second volume. Enter at your own risk if you dislike this. PS2: Magic resistance settings are related to the work; enter at your own risk if you dislike these settings.
[Legend of the Dragon King Timeline]
Tang Wulin, whose awakened martial soul was Blue Silver Grass, couldn't accept the change in circumstances, so he chose to take a walk outside alone.
But unexpectedly, he received the Tiger Talisman, one of the twelve talismans of the Holy Lord.
From then on, the soul was divided into two, one good and one evil.
Kind-hearted Tang Wulin and Bai Lin:
"I am very happy to be with everyone."
"So please live your life well, carrying my share of the burden!"
Evil Tang Wulin, Black Lin:
"The truth of this world is that the strong prey on the weak!"
"So-called sacrifices are simply a matter of insufficient strength!"
...
Two souls in one body, good and evil are two separate entities.
The Golden and Silver Dragon Kings, the Supreme Dragon Gods.
Zhao Fang transmigrated to the martial arts world and awakened the Divine Martial Supreme System, thus embarking on a path of defying the heavens. He could improve his cultivation and combat power by defeating monsters; he could obtain supreme divine skills by completing system tasks; and the system shop offered countless rare treasures, unparalleled opportunities, and supreme bloodlines… “With the system in hand, I have the world at my fingertips! I want the most beautiful women! I want the greatest power! I want the most prestigious status! Across the nine heavens and ten earths, in the eight wastelands and six directions, I will become the unparalleled supreme being!”
When Lu Xinran woke up, she found herself transmigrated into a book and became the real heiress, a vicious cannon fodder who always tried to outdo the fake heiress.
The fake heiress was pampered and elegant, while she was vulgar and rude, a disgrace that the Minister's family was unwilling to mention.
While others were eager to see the Minister's mansion make a fool of itself, Lu Xinran, who had transmigrated into the book, was only interested in gossiping and arguing with everyone and everything.
Her birth mother thought she was vulgar, and she retorted angrily in her heart, "She was born of a mother but not raised by one, is that her fault?"
The servants were snobbish and looked down on her. She opened the gossip-eating system: ["Stealing things from the master's storeroom every day, how come they haven't been handed over to the authorities yet?"]
She was mocked for being impolite when she went out for a stroll, and she retaliated by commenting, "You know, your whole family knows. Your mother and grandfather gave birth to you, your father was cuckolded, and you still call him father, not brother. You're so polite!"
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One day, everyone in the capital suddenly realized that as long as they stood with the second daughter of the Minister's mansion, they could have a juicy story to tell every day, and one different one every time!
As a result, Lu Xinran discovered that she had become inexplicably popular, and everyone liked to crowd around her whenever she went out.
Inside the mansion, her birth mother also hesitantly made new clothes and jewelry for her. The female lead and her mother became the closest of sisters, and the mother even wanted to give the male lead to her!
No need for that, she doesn't like big, fierce dogs, she prefers small, cute dogs!
The person who overheard her thoughts quietly changed their makeup the next day, stunning countless people in the court.
A burst of bright light, the mainland shattered!
Everyone is allocated on an island two meters square!
Starting with a broken fishing net, how to survive depends on your ability!
“Dip, the sign-in system is activated!”
“Successfully signed in on the first day and got a fully automatic fishing net!”
“Others rely on ability, and I have a system!”
Xiao Yi took a bite of the grilled fish and muttered.
While others were still struggling on the four-square-meter island, a villa was built on Xiao Yi’s island and he was able to achieve fruit freedom!
Transmigrate to the Immortal Cultivation World, Become the Young Master of a Wealth-Rivaling-Nation Chamber of Commerce.
Bound with a villain template from the beginning, he dug out a young child's Supreme Bone, killed a 100,000-year-old beast that had taken human form, hunted the Heavenly Desolate Sacred Body, and robbed fellow disciples of their Dao companions.
This is absurd; is this the hell-level difficulty start?
Fortunately, bound with the Supreme Investment System, as long as he invests in others, he gets dividends.
To save his life, Wang Xiu begins to crazily spend money, letting himself loose!
......
Butler: Young master, you offer free spiritual root testing for ordinary people. This business is a huge loss!
Wang Xiu: It's fine, let's just call it giving back to society!
......
Butler: Young master, you've established a Nine-Year Compulsory Immortal Cultivation Academy. This business is a huge loss!
Wang Xiu: It's fine, let's just call it giving back to society!
......
Butler: Young master, you're sheltering millions of weak Independent Cultivators. This business is a huge loss!
Wang Xiu: It's fine, let's just call it giving back to society!
......
Years later.
The Demon World launches a massive invasion, sacred lands fall, heavens collapse, and all beings suffer.
Even the Great Emperor is bleeding!
At the entrance of the charity foundation, a young man in white walks out slowly.
With one punch, he opens the sky, restoring peace and order!