The dragon tower came to the world, and the young man refined the nine dragon emperors, cultivated the eternal invincible dragon body, killed the gods and demon emperors, the gods blocked the gods, the Buddha blocked the Buddha, and the invincible nine thousand

HP, main character is the bottom, Snape is the CP (couple). Warning: [Dual male leads, some love-first-then-love story elements]. [No negative portrayal of any house, and I personally really like Lily.] Carl is a recently graduated professor of Dark Arts from Durmstrang, having blown up half the school building with his alchemy—a truly disastrous mistake. Upon returning to England, he receives an invitation from Hogwarts. Considering it's likely they want him to continue in his old profession, Carl initially wants to refuse, but Dumbledore offers him an offer he can't refuse: a professorship in Alchemy plus a letter of recommendation from Nicolas Flamel. Carl readily agrees and randomly chooses an inn in Hogsmeade the day before, expecting to start work smoothly. But then, an unexpected incident occurs: a love potion mix-up leaves him tightly bound to someone. However… Carl says, he doesn't dislike her, he even likes her?

Behemoths of the galaxy devour planets, higher life forms tear the universe apart with a single wave of their hand, and the most powerful races claim everything they see as their territory. Su Yuan, having traveled through time, gazed upon the all-knowing, answering-every-question magic mirror before him, lost in thought. Omniscience equals omnipotence. ...Years later. "Throughout history, from ancient times to the present, who is the most powerful life form?" Su Yuan asked, looking into the magic mirror before him. "It's you, great master!"

A soul from another world arrives in the world of the Lord of Mysteries, but he's transported to the wrong place—the moon… PS: Two male protagonists [Klein and the main character], no female lead, the protagonist's mother is a fallen goddess, he arrives via a portal to the moon, he has built-in cheat codes, is in a state of chaotic neutrality, suffers from schizophrenia, and is a hypocrite. The main character's personality is similar to early versions of Nvidia, treating the world as a virtual game and characters as NPCs, perceiving the world's good and bad qualities from his own perspective.

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The ancient woman, Nan Shu, transmigrated into interstellar space and became an ugly and poor interstellar woman four thousand years later, along with a sallow-faced and emaciated little bun.

Nan Shu raised an eyebrow at this: Poor? A bowl of medicinal cuisine sells for tens of millions!

Ugly? One beauty pill and you'll be stunningly beautiful!

Little dumpling? Come on, hold hands, let's explore the interstellar world together!

But hey man, where did you go with your principles? Why are you always bothering that mother and son? [Text 2]

Four thousand years later, in interstellar space, technology has reached its peak, but civilization has declined; Earth has become a wasteland, and Chinese civilization has fallen into silence.

Nan Shu possesses a system and is determined to revitalize China.

Thus, poetry, books, rites, and music reappeared!

Traditional Chinese medicine dietary therapy is all the rage!

Ancient martial arts cultivation shakes the world!

[Culture Section]:

One day, a scumbag woman falsely accused Nan Shu of stealing a family heirloom, an ancient book that had been preserved for thousands of years!

Nan Shu: "How many books did you steal?"

The woman, a "scumbag," said: "Four books! They are: *The Treatise on Calligraphy*, *The Hundred Family Surnames*, *Suitable for Elegant Pursuits*, and *On Calligraphic Creation*."

Nan Shu said casually, "I have ten of each, forty in total!"

The audience: "..."

What happened to the promise that these ancient books were rare and priceless?

[Farming cultivation + non-academic stream + genius stream]

Su Ping, who came to the world of beast control, awakened the All Souls Illustration. As long as he cultivated more similar beasts, his ability would be stronger.

From then on, a path of becoming a beast master began at his feet:

Tide of wolves + plant army + arrival of tree world = forest torrent

Undead Swordsman + Sword Pet * 99 = Wanjian Chaozong

Terminator Legion + Mechanical Storm...

Zerg...

Many years later, faced with the siege of various countries and the forbidden land counterattack,

The boss of a petting beast base walked out to attack the enemy country.

The mentality of all enemy beastmasters and ferocious beasts has collapsed:

Who taught you how to control beasts like this?

"I don't want this useless dad!" "I want Uncle Wang as my dad!" "Jiang Feng, I've already told you, Xiao Wang and I are just ordinary friends. If you don't believe me, then get a divorce and go back to your rural hometown to farm!" His wife is indifferent, his daughter rebellious, Jiang Feng is broken, his heart is ashen, but he awakens a "Listen to Advice System," where listening to advice earns rewards. [Listen to advice and get a divorce, reward: crude oil futures chart] [Listen to advice and relinquish custody of your daughter] [Reward intelligence: You have another biological daughter] Jiang Feng decisively agrees to the divorce, relinquishes custody of his daughter, returns to his hometown to marry his "white moonlight" (idealized daughter), and spends time with his adorable little girl. Watch him take other children to live in villas, drive yachts, airplanes, supercars, skydive, scuba dive, ski, and travel the world. His ex-wife and daughter angrily roar: "Get out, that's my husband!" "Get out, that's my dad!" The angrier they are, the more negative energy they contribute, and the more times the system triggers rewards: father-in-law, mother-in-law, classmates, online friends. [Listen to advice and invest in Bitcoin—] [Listen to advice and invest in new energy—] [Listen to advice and invest in nickel futures—]

"After finishing Douluo Continent, Ma Hongjun was filled with resentment. He felt the character Ma Hongjun in the book was a disgrace to his name. He stood in front of the mirror and looked at himself. 'Handsome face, perfect physique, every time he goes to a nightclub he doesn't charm countless girls!' 'If only I could travel to Douluo Continent!'... Dreams come true, welcome to Douluo Continent! Since you think that Ma Hongjun is no good, then you go!... His soul transmigrated into Ma Hongjun's body, and he was no longer a fat man! His martial soul awakened, and he actually had twin martial souls! First martial soul: Dragon Soul Spear; Second martial soul: Evil Fire Phoenix. The Dragon Soul Spear contains a dragon soul and can absorb soul rings to grow. This martial soul is so powerful!"

Du Ruo had just taken a nap when she inexplicably transmigrated to an unknown dynasty and into the body of an unpopular maid.

The moment I opened my eyes, I was almost raped. I can't bully her; I'll steal your money and make sure you have no descendants.

After her master's house was raided, she, a young maid, was sold by the government to a man in the mountains to be his wife.

What if the guy is extremely ugly? If he's kind and good-hearted, just make do with him.

Fortunately, God gave her a space farm, and her villa followed, along with a free spring.

With this space in hand, no one can bully them. At best, they'll bankrupt you; at worst, they'll lose your life.

In her previous life, she was lonely. After marrying that man, she was loved by her parents-in-law and had a harmonious relationship with her sisters-in-law. Du Ruo wanted to live a good life with the man, lead the whole family to prosperity, send her brothers and nephews to school, and have children for the man.

[Raising Luffy and Ace to be a Marine from a young age] [Raising Zoro and Kuina to be a Swordsman] [Giant Physique + Teleportation + Fist Bone] [Multiple Fruit Abilities] [Stupid Development Diary + Passionate and Warm Daily Life]

After Roy was sent flying by the "Special Truck for Reincarnation in Another World", he was thrown into the world of "One Piece" by the Sand Sculpture Goddess.

But when Roy was really dragged into the Marine Headquarters by Garp by the collar, he was stunned——

"Where are the promised system benefits? Why is this old man forcing me to punch ten thousand times every day?!"

As a result, the navy's style gradually collapsed——

▷ Luffy: "Blue Dragon Fruit (Pink Version) + Fist Bone Gently Instructed = Dragon Form Fist Bone Machine Gun!"

▷ Ace: "The Flame-Flame Fruit is weak? Have you ever heard of the Ultra-High Temperature Compression Explosion?"

▷ Zoro, Kuina, Law, Nami, and Nojiko were kidnapped and enlisted in the navy...