Lu Jiangxian died suddenly after staying up late, but his remaining soul was attached to a cracked blue-gray bronze mirror and fell into the vast world of immortality.
In the dangerous and unpredictable Dali Mountains, in a small village beside the Meichi River, a small family picked up this mirror, and then spread the immortal way and taught the immortal method, ushering in a magnificent new era.
(Family cultivating immortality, not having a holy mother, farming, no system, group portrait)
After transmigrating to the world of Doupo, I discovered that I am a genius, but only a genius among ordinary people. Even if I cultivate for a lifetime, I will only ever reach the level of a Dou Zong expert.
Until that day, an old man hidden in a storage ring floated out with a loud, cackling laugh. He said that he was an unparalleled genius whose cultivation was so advanced that he could dominate the Dou Qi Continent.
Whether someone is a peerless genius or not, put that aside for now. On the Dou Qi Continent, what good person laughs so loudly? Can someone who laughs so loudly be a good person?
Based on my experience from my previous life, I judged that the person I encountered was not Xiao Yan's Yao Lao, but Lin Langtian's Master Mu.
[Strong Female Lead + Strong Male Lead + Pampered + No Abuse + Funny] She was the most beloved princess in the empire. Everyone in the empire knew that she was stunningly beautiful and exceptionally talented. She was the pride of heaven, cherished by the emperor and the retired emperor.
But everything changed on the day she came of age!
The emperor's usual doting expression turned greedy: Xi'er, I have spoiled you for fifteen years, it's time for you to repay me.
The Emperor Emeritus's previous kindness vanished: Xi'er, you were born with divine bones, would you take them out to help your grandfather become a god?
Her beloved Crown Prince brother said to her: "Xi Xi, I'll be gentle when I'm digging your bone, I won't hurt you."
...
And so, with Xiao Banxi's despairing gaze, the bones in her body were forcibly removed.
"Why is it red? Divine bones should be purple."
"Could there have been a problem with the previous test?"
"What a useless piece of trash, he wasted fifteen years of my life."
"Throw her into the Abyss of Beasts! I'll make sure she dies a gruesome death! What bad luck!"
...
Three years later.
Xiao Banxi, a powerful soul from another world, is reborn and returns with a multitude of beasts in a powerful blitzkrieg…
He carried a spatial bomb, vowing to flatten the entire empire to avenge himself.
She has the support of the strongest master on the mainland, and five close friends who are always by her side.
She dissected the prince's body and retrieved the divine bone that had been stolen three years ago!
The Demon Lord, whom she had teased on a whim, came knocking on her door: "You've been hiding from me for three years, are you giving up now?"
[Multiple female leads]
A crimson star falls, monsters invade, and Ning Yuan, who has traveled through time, awakens his D-rank talent [Gluttony].
"Congratulations! You have absorbed the core of the mutated Thunder Beast and gained the S-rank ability [Nine Profound Golden Thunder]!"
"Congratulations! You have absorbed the mutated Netherhound Beast Core and gained the S-rank necromancy ability [Summoning]!"
Ningyuan:
"Luo Xi, let me put black stockings on you, it will feel more comfortable when I massage you."
Lin Luoxi: "You tore all my black stockings."
"It's okay, then wear white stockings."
passerby:
"How could the school beauty goddess like a useless person with a D-level talent?"
"Not a buddy?"
"How can you summon Nine Profound Golden Lightning with your D-rank talent?"
"You can summon undead dragons?"
[The Fourth Calamity] + [Ensemble Cast] + [No Female Lead] + [Behind-the-Scenes] + [All Characters are Silly] + [Lighthearted]
Native Cultivator A: "Have you heard? The Guiyuan Sect is a den of demons! Their disciples are all fearless, specializing in low-level attacks, and they even carry excrement with them!" Native Cultivator B: "It's terrifying! Last time I saw dozens of them performing a shamanistic ritual around a demon altar, and they actually managed to break the demon's soul!" Shopkeeper of the Treasure Pavilion: "Don't even mention it! They're a bunch of bandits! Last time, over a hundred of them surrounded me and tried to bargain; I almost died there!"
Guiyuan Sect Master Jiang Chen (covering his face): "I'm tired. Let's destroy them. This batch of disciples is just too difficult to manage..."
Player (excited face): "Sect Master, don't be discouraged! When does the new event start? I heard the guardian beast of the Qingyang Sect next door is quite fat, when are we going to go and stew it?"
This is a hilarious story about a sect leader forced into active duty, who, along with a group of silly players who do everything except cause trouble, turns the cultivation world upside down. (Note: This book is slow-paced, detail-oriented, features an ensemble cast, and contains many mind-numbingly absurd situations. Please read with caution while eating.)
The empire's territory includes endless stars, and in this dark and terrifying distant future, there is only endless war.
...
Gu Hang became the governor of a waste earth planet. The previous governors were all executed for failing to pay tithes on time.
Monsters and waste energy storms are raging, survivors are fighting each other, technology is backward, productivity is low, evil gods are revived, and green-skinned beasts are taking root...
"Don't panic, I'll look at the panel."
[Soldier card], [Hero], [Technology], [Event]...
Starting from the planetary governor, build a fleet across the star sea to suppress all aliens, heresies, traitors and chaos demons!
Although I formed a battle group privately, subsidized the Battle Sisters, intercepted the imperial tax, and disobeyed orders... But I know that I am extremely loyal!
What traitor? This is clearly the Third Reich!
The rules of the ninja world? The destiny of the Uchiha? He's determined to overturn them! He seizes the position of clan leader, uses "fertility as combat power" to cause a population explosion within the clan, transforms the corrupt police force into a "ninja world law enforcement team" comparable to the Hong Kong police force, and even colludes with the daimyo of the Land of Fire, so that the Uchiha's crimson clan emblem can be planted in every city and every trade route in the Land of Fire!
Having entered the interstellar age, humanity is ambitiously planning to develop the entire solar system. However, their home planet, Earth, is shattered by an unknown force, and eight billion people worldwide are thrown into a trial ground to survive in a strange land, with an uncertain future...
(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no
[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]
The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.
Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.
Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.
In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.
But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.
The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.
She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.
Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?
She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!
However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!
So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.
Oh no, it’s court.
On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.
[What? The emperor was cheated on?]
[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]
[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]
Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.
The emperor went crazy killing people.
[No system, genius protagonist, lewd protagonist, no abuse of the third party, does not follow the third party, independent stance]
One shot can break through all laws, one shot can sweep away the world.
Reborn into the Breaking Clan, wielding the Soul-Breaking Spear as his martial soul, he leads the Breaking Clan down a different path, making the Soul-Breaking Spear the strongest martial soul.