Lu Wen was reborn as a bionic housekeeper.

I thought I would do housework in this life.

On the first day he was taken home by his employer, he received two instructions:

“Don’t go to the third floor.”

“Dig a hole in the backyard that can bury an adult, and dig a little deeper.”

After traveling to a fantasy world, the Buddhist traveler Yan Weilou just wants to live his life in peace.

However, fate always pushes people to the opposite end, making him wander for half his life and unable to live in peace.

So he had to pick up his sword and kill a piece of peace, and was reborn by bloodbathing the world.

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In his new life, Yan Weilou let himself go and was dedicated to making trouble.

So the world was shocked to find that the world had been in turmoil and geniuses emerged in large numbers without knowing when -

The owner of Xiaoyao Tower, who monopolized one-third of the world's wealth

Yan Weilou: It's me:)

The leader of the righteous path who had a strange experience and turned the tide

Yan Weilou: It's me:)

The demon lord with raging flames and dominating the world

Yan Weilou: It's still me:)

The legend of the world that shines for generations and is passed down for thousands of years

Yan Weilou: It's still me:)

[Ding, your vest has arrived, please sign for it. More vests are being unlocked…]

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Starting over again, Yan Weilou only wanted to reach the top and overlook the world.

But he never thought that someone would wait for him in the wind and snow.

[A seemingly unruly but actually ruthless vest maniac]

[An unkind but gentle and lovely sickly beauty]

[A small sand sculpture theater]

Since he learned that the only confidant he could trust actually liked him secretly, Yan·Steel Straight Man·Weilou felt a little confused.

He took out the vest technique and created a noble and beautiful sweetheart in minutes, and brought her to Su Xinghan.

Yan Weilou: Give up, I'll show you my sweetheart. She is noble, beautiful and gentle.

Su·Seeing through the vest at a glance but not saying it·Xinghan: Yes and yes! It is indeed noble, beautiful and gentle o(*////▽////*)q.

Yan Weilou: ? ? ?

——I feel something is wrong with me, I feel chest tightness, shortness of breath and sourness.

The sly top whose vests are all over the cultivation world × the infatuated bottom whose vests I can see through at a glance

[The light intensity in the house is lower than 3, and it is currently in darkness. Level 1 weirdness will appear after 8 minutes and 45 seconds. 】

"..." Xu Le shrank subconsciously.

[You are fearful, and fear is the food of all strange things, and attracts them. 】

Xu Le:?

Are you even allowed to shrink your legs?

In a slightly flustered mood, Xu Le quickly lit a fire.

Light emerges.

[The light intensity inside the house is 4, it is currently bright and safe. 】

Xu Le just breathed a sigh of relief and realized that this was just the beginning.

Twisted flames form new words!

[There is a corpse in the house. It has been dead for more than 4 hours. The corpse will become level 1 weird in 10 minutes. 】

[The current house is in a dilapidated state, and a level 1 weirdness will appear in 14 minutes and 56 seconds at 0:00 midnight. 】

[Countdown to the Red Moon Tribulation: 2 days, 0 hours, 14 minutes and 56 seconds]

grass! Damn it! Bastard!

[You are angry. Anger is the bait for all violent species and will attract them. 】

Xu Le:?

Believe me!

I am not angry!

real!

…

In the dark age of steam, forbidden fruits and ruined secrets are hidden.

When night falls, darkness comes with it.

When you walk in the dark, they will appear.

You can't avoid the darkness.

So, you can only wait for the light!

This is a bizarre world.

Everything can be supernatural.

Originally, Chen Xi only wanted to eat and drink, play games, and occasionally skip class. After having a mundane life, Chen Xi occasionally played a supernatural game.

Unexpectedly, the peaceful life is gone forever.

When fantasy creatures came to the earth, human despair came, and the civilized world once again returned to the era of weak meat and strong food;

Lin Yi was born again. Back to the end of the last days, the ants in the last days or the last days will be the rulers of the last days?

Do not! I just want to survive, before the deep-sea monsters can’t land, and before the middle aliens land on the earth, rely on the experience of previous lives to become a strong one.

Lin Yi: My goal is to surpass the speed of light, and to be a sea of stars.

Bai Qi piloted the plane and asked Zheng He, can the aircraft carrier land?

Li Yunlong pointed to the front and asked Zhao Yun, can the Italian cannon hit it there?

What is a skeleton? Skeletons are a group of carriers without souls. When you give them new souls that are strong enough, they will have all the abilities of the master of the soul!

Explode the Demon Race! Go straight to the Holy See! Even the undead tremble when they see me! Angel of War, Anti-Titan, Bibien, Dragon combination, despise everything! All I want to say is only two words: “Who else?”

Jon has always felt that he was miserable. He traveled to the world of pirates and had neither a system nor a golden finger.

It wasn't until that day that Jon realized that he himself was the biggest golden finger.

On the stage where the admiral was awarded the title, Sengoku solemnly said to Jon: "From today on, your code name is 'Green Bull'."

…………

boom!

"???"

"Our task is only to clear the suspects hiding in the building, who stepped on the horse and directly blew up the building?!"

"Wait a minute, isn't this a horror survival game where you try to survive for seven days? Why is he killing monsters outside alone?"

"Let me emphasize again, the task of protecting Ms. Sha Ya this time is very difficult. I hope everyone will keep their spirits up... Wait a minute, I will answer the phone... What? Miss Sha Ya ran off with a man?! "

"Damn, who is this person? Can you still play the game well!"

Liu Ji was summoned to another world as a hero.

But his luck seemed to be bad, and he landed in the wilderness.

In order to survive, he turned into a potato without the ability to survive in the wild.

A potato growing in the wild.

Every day, it performs photosynthesis while absorbing nutrients from the earth.

It absorbs the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and gathers the essence of all things.

Then, it stayed in the soil for thousands of years.

As a result, because there was no hero, this unfortunate world was successfully destroyed.

(Rebirth Shuangwen, women disguised as men, one-on-one, both clean and strong)

From a generation of killers to a dude, the cousin of the black heart and white lotus? A beating is enough to be honest, a crush who is not greedy enough? Let’s just pick this one off!

Seeing a group of crazy men and women shouting about their male gods, Qu Yizhao couldn’t help but twitched the corners of his mouth, saying that he, a murderous god, still has little fans? And one of the fans is a joke among the rich and powerful.

*”Master Quan, Lord Zhao provoked that fierce beast from the Bai family!”

“The son of Baili’s family was beaten!”

“Immediately…!”

“No need for Master Quan, Master Zhao even beat up the people of Baili’s family… and even drew his gun and threatened them not to speak out.”

Master Quan was wronged Face: “Daughter-in-law, you’ve finished your work, what are you doing for your husband?”

The hostess: “You? You are responsible for lying down…”