"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"
"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"
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"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"
"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"
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"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."
"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"
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"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"
"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"
Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—
and brings a whole new style to the school.
Historical setting + green tea (a term for a manipulative woman) + yandere (a woman with a possessive personality) + crazy person + big boss + everyday life + space + food + healing + transmigration into a book
This is a story of two unfortunate souls saving each other.
After transmigrating into the body of an orphan girl, Mingdai met Zhou Sinian, a mad big shot who loved wearing red headscarves, in the countryside. With the help of the mad big shot's halo, she successfully gained a foothold in the countryside.
Zhou Sinian, a cannon fodder character in the book, was murdered and driven insane. After being discharged from the army and sent to the countryside, he struggled to survive alone in the countryside and eventually died in the deep mountains of Heilongjiang Province on a snowy night.
The arrival of Mingdai, a young educated youth, rekindled the light in Zhou Sinian's life.
Only then did he realize:
It turns out that you can eat your fill even in a snowy winter and go to sleep without having to endure hunger.
It turns out that sleeping on a warm kang (heated brick bed) under a dry quilt is such a blissful thing;
It turns out there are so many delicious foods besides eating raw rice!
Zhou Sinian's barren years were healed, and he began to walk towards happiness;
Mingdai also found a love that belonged only to her, not because of her parents' responsibility, nor because of her grandparents' expectations, but simply because she was Mingdai, Zhou Sinian's Mingdai.
With such a person standing firmly in front of her at all times, sheltering her from the wind and rain, trusting everything about her, and accepting everything about her, Mingdai is no longer afraid of being alone.
The writing style is rather humorous, with not many extreme characters; it's more about everyday family life and mutual affection. Food lovers, feel free to indulge!! If you mind these things, please don't read!
There will be revenge and satisfying moments, I guarantee lots of updates, and it will definitely not have a bad ending!
Welcome to the joyful world of Dai Dai and Princess Zhou!
[The scores are relatively low at the beginning, but they will rise]
[School Beauty + Dad + Single Female Lead + Life Winner System + Daily Sweetness Excessive + Cute Baby]
Right after graduation, the ex-girlfriend despised Gu Chen for having no money and no background, and turned around and went to live with a rich second-generation man.
Gu Chen was feeling lonely, but his school beauty best friend dragged him to a gynecological hospital.
School beauty Lin Xingyao is pregnant?
Or triplets?
"Congratulations! You're a mother!"
"Congratulations, you're going to be a father too!"
“???”
Gu Chen was full of questions, "When did I become a father?"
It turned out that the school beauty's triplets were actually his children. He was brave enough to take responsibility, but this activated his super dad system and he reached the peak of his life from then on.
[Come back + 100 million times return + Empress + Hot-blooded hegemony + Burning + Decisive killing + Invincible horizontal crushing]
Su Changge traveled through fantasy and awakened the 10 billion subsidy system.
As long as you give others opportunities, you can get subsidies, and there is a high probability of triggering the [Super Critical Hit] subsidy reward!
[Ding! You gave the Shenhuang Empress a low-level flame technique, triggered a super critical hit, and got a subsidy of the Sky Fire Funeral! ]
[Ding! You gave the Daxu Immortal King a low-level Five Thunder Technique, triggered a super critical hit, and got a subsidy of Thunder Punishment! ]
[Ding! You gave the Moon Cold Goddess Yuanchu Magic Pearl, triggered a super critical hit, and got a subsidy of the Dark Taboo Source! ]
When others were still fighting for a pill, Su Changge already had a big basket!
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The Queen of the Divine Phoenix: Woohoo, Master Su, you have given me the most precious opportunity to attain enlightenment. I can only repay your kindness by giving myself to you...
The Great Ruins Immortal Emperor: Fellow Daoist Su is my great benefactor. I want to marry my daughter, the Queen of the Divine Phoenix, to him!
You find yourself in a world both familiar and strange. What will you do? Seek power? Or live an ordinary life?
[Harem included – skip if not your preference.]
"Hello, I’m Darth Whiteghost. I don’t have big dreams. I just know one thing—staying alive is what matters. And living free is even better."
When he was eight years old, Ye Feng awakened his memories of his past life and discovered that it was the ancient beads he brought from his past life that made him weak. As his memories awakened, the ancient beads also played their role.
The man in black looked at the strong man in front of him who was taller than him and said, "You tell me he is eight years old?"
Lin Xuan is a violent villain from a Chengdu novel.
At the beginning, he is forced by his scumbag father who favors his illegitimate son to marry a female supporting character who is a vegetative state and suffers from misogyny.
Fortunately, the [Crazy Stickers] system has arrived.
As long as you have physical contact with people with high luck values, you can gain points and purchase various goods and skills.
So Lin Xuan made a prompt decision and chose to become the partner of the female supporting character Su Qingge.
Wedding night.
Looking at the gorgeous female supporting character in a vegetative state, Lin Xuan started to cling to her like crazy.
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My name is Su Qingge. I was murdered by my jealous aunt and became a vegetable.
In desperation, my grandfather asked Lin Xuan to come and get me married.
The other party's meticulous care made me feel ashamed but also moved.
"After waking up, I will always stick with my husband Lin Xuan and the football team."
"Whoever dares to bully my husband, shit!!!"
On my wedding night, I woke up!
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[Single female lead][No harem][Funny and lighthearted][Villain who travels through a book][Rebirth][Face slapping][Black-bellied][Urban imagination]
【Playing Pig to Eat Tiger】【Fictional】【School Beauty】【Genius】【Opening】【Divine Doctor and Soldier King】
[Many children, many blessings] + [Invincible protagonist] + [Multiple female leads] + [Grand world view]
Li Chang'an transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes the patriarch of a third-rate family in a small town in Qingzhou. He also awakens the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system, which grants him incredible rewards as long as he contributes to the family's growth and expansion.
But there's bad news: the original owner is not only dying of illness in bed, but is also born impotent!
Looking at his wife, who was as beautiful as a fairy and as delicate as a flower, Li Chang'an decided to go all out.
"Doctor, do you have any strong aphrodisiacs?"
"You will die."
"Before I die, I want to be a real man!"
From then on, Li Chang'an took wives and concubines, expanded his family, and led his clan toward becoming the supreme ruler!
[Family cultivation + raising children and farming + from nothing to something + strong female lead and multiple male leads + unconventional childbirth + slow pace + decisive killing] (The early pacing is relatively slow, there are many male supporting characters who are just tools + all characters are clean, the main focus is on career and pure enjoyment.) Lan Yu transmigrated ten years ago. The first five years were spent in a daze, and the last five years were spent recognizing reality. But when she resigned herself to her fate, she saw the legendary cultivators. It turned out that this world could cultivate immortality... Her once lifeless heart was now burning like a raging fire, making her toss and turn. In order to seize that fleeting opportunity, she was willing to give everything. So, she bound herself to something that called itself a "system". As long as she gave birth to a child with spiritual roots, she would receive feedback rewards. The better the spiritual roots, the higher the rewards. Moreover, she could conceive through special methods, using essence, blood, bodily fluids, and hair. Lan Yu led her family step by step, knocking on the gate of immortality with her mortal body, and using the power of her family to seek immortality against all odds! Backed by the Daqingshan Mountain, which was full of opportunities, a poor mountain village that had been oppressed produced one peerless genius after another, creating an immortal clan that would last for eternity! Many years later, Lan Yu stood atop the Immortal Realm, feeling that Heaven had been kind to her. Having accepted her fate, she encountered "hope" again. The patriarch of the Xuan Yue Immortal Clan—Lan Yu, the first cultivator in ten thousand years to ascend to immortality. Eternal glory, unparalleled throughout eternity. ——————A brief note: Later, the seas surged, dragons soared through the nine heavens, a hundred birds paid homage to the phoenix, its cries never ceasing. The senior disciple of the Qingyun Sect, looking at his junior brother who resembled him exactly, fell into deep thought. Was he an only child? The Qingyun Sect leader had lived for thousands of years, his primordial yang still intact, yet his reputation was ruined overnight. What was the story behind that child?
Zhou’s fourth son incurred debts whilst gambling, his mother was seriously ill, and the casino thugs wanted Man Bao to sell herself to them to offset the gambling debts.
The villagers claimed the Zhou family’s darling’s (Man Bao) good days has come to an end, and Mrs Zhou was crying while holding Man Bao’s hand.
Man Bao used her “system” and led her family to open up the wasteland, grow vegetables, plant medicinal materials, and open shops…
As the days got better, her sisters-in-law began to worry about Man Bao’s marriage.
“Man Bao, Mr Zhuang’s grandson looks good. He is gentle and educated. He is a good match for you.”
“Man Bao, it’s better to choose the Qian family’s son. He is handsome and obedient. He will definitely not talk back to you.”
Man Bao pursed her mouth and smiled, “I’ve already thought about it. I’ll choose Bai Shan Bao, whom I have beaten up since childhood!”