Seven-year-old Song Yao is bound to a learning system from the interstellar era.
He studied diligently in class and absorbed all kinds of knowledge taught systematically. The system taught Song Yao that his country was the most powerful country in the interstellar world, and showed him the recording of the grand ceremony held in the starry sky in the 4000th year of the founding of the People's Republic of China.
Xiao Song Yao was so shocked by what he saw that he immediately decided to become a glorious spaceship captain when he grew up.
Until one day, there was a teacher in their village. The teacher said: "Students, it will be the 40th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of China soon. Although our country is still in the early stages of development, I believe it will be more prosperous in the future."
Xiao Qiang, a homeboy, is powerless. He happens to be in the end times when zombies are rampant. Fortunately, he is bound to the end times all-powerful system. In the end times, not only zombies mutate into various forms and skills. Strong humans also have various attributes and powers. You have the art of controlling fire, watch me learn all the attributes; you have machine guns and cannons, watch me kill instantly with Iron Man armor; you have strong body pills, watch me use ten times more powerful evolutionary agents;... Watch how Xiao Qiang, in an end times full of various high technologies and super energy, relies on the system to lead people step by step to fight evil and kill zombies. Farm, raise chickens, and rebuild homes.
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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”
One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.
She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.
Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.
If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.
What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?
So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.
Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.
So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.
She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.
Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.
Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.
Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?
At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:
“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”
Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?
Wei Ying sneered:
“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”
Tian Tangjing: !!!
But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.
The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.
Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:
“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”
“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.
Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”
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Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general
Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.
That year, the land gods shattered the void;
That year, the Holy Fire Lord retired to the mountains and forests;
That year, the alien tribe of the Demon Sect showed its claws;
That year, Erlang Li was the top pick in high school;
That year, Ping Zong Xia flew into the sky and danced with swords;
That year, the descendants of Catcher set foot in the world;
A man, a gun, a horse, a bottle of wine;
One part passion, two parts ambition, three parts chic, four parts pride!
Behead first and report later, the imperial power has granted, and the laws of heaven and earth will be implemented without slacking!
In front of me is the boundary, behind me, all evils retreat!
At the age of fourteen, she completed her transformation and became the youngest magical girl in history to achieve a second transformation. After studying in London for two years, Chihaya Aine returned to her home country, never expecting to encounter a lifelong bond. However, this bond made her break out in a cold sweat.
"Anno-chan, didn't we promise to team up for life?" BY Takamatsu Tomori
"If you dare to make Akari sad, be careful on your way home!" BY Shiina Taki
"I can't bear to be abandoned a second time, Aine!" BY Nagasaki Soyo
"Stare!!!" With her heterochromatic eyes, the carefree Kaname Raana also showed a dangerous expression at that moment.
On one side were her teammates, and on the other, the masked five-man group preparing to undermine her. Chihaya Aine never imagined it would come to this.
Why did things turn out like this!
Ordinary but not ordinary detective Wen Wen, after waking up from the mental hospital, found that his right hand was connected to a mysterious space called ‘Disaster Shelter’, and he could get the ability to be detained in this space!
Catch vampires and gain tyrannical body;
Capturing rotten demon can spray acid;
Catch the capuchin, you can offline IQ …
In short, in order to gain more and stronger abilities, Wen Wen began to try hard to catch monsters, so he stepped into the treacherous superpower world and saw the truth hidden under the curtain …
Having survived the experimental explosion, I am no longer myself, and the world is no longer the home I remember. The wilderness is vast and boundless, yet it no longer belongs to humanity, and cities are nothing more than thirty-six enormous, hedonistic prisons.
Guns, armor, mechanical prosthetics, supernatural abilities, forbidden artifacts, mutated beings, variants, unknown life forms, forbidden lands...
Humanity's anthem is an anthem of courage; light has never truly faded. This is the legend of a "Homeless One."
In the age of mind control, light armor has become humanity's new body. People say that steel forges the throne—can indestructible alloy armor protect a tender heart?
With the rise of AI, new human citizens who have passed the “Standard Emotional Test” now possess human emotions. How will they break free from the shackles of 0s and 1s?
In the vast, boundless interstellar universe, warships plow forward under the glow of stars, as warriors forge their legends.
A genius teenager, wary and cautious of human society, cautiously extends his sharp palm to touch this warm world.
According to legend:
Demons can change into human beings, hide in the crowd, and choose people to devour.
“I have drank the wind, swallowed the sand, and roamed the world under the clouds.”
Dian Wei swallowed the gluttonous food in one gulp, and he became stronger again. He lifted the one-billion-pound meteor chain hammer in his hand, and his eyes were calm and distant.
Su Ying, a major general of the armored army of the last days, traveled through time, to the body of a scumbag who colluded with a scumbag to murder her husband. She was exiled as soon as she came, and she also gave her two children and a disabled husband who killed her every minute.
Small injury, big disability, Su Ying waved his hand, it’s not a problem.
On the way to exile, I didn’t eat or drink and was hunted down, so I was sprinkled with water.
With the material and space in hand, she has meat in her left hand and wine in her right hand. The assassins come one by one, and two kill one pair.
Treat the disabled husband well, raise a fat and cute baby, build mountains and houses on the wasteland, farm around the land, establish your own civilization and kingdom, and be your own queen.
After curing the illness of the disabled husband and letting him go back to Shangjing to clean up his grievances and regain everything that belongs to him, Su Ying and Li Shu dumped it on the table.
A certain king gritted his teeth and blocked others: Su Ying, you dare to leave and try!
The two cute babies rushed to hug Su Ying’s legs, “Mother, don’t you want your baby?”
Su Ying raised her forehead, well, then take it all!