Iron Man: I have a steel suit, and my IQ is super high. Zhou Ye: I slept with your wife…
Spider-Man: I am genetically mutated and can walk on the ground between tall buildings. Zhou Ye: I slept with your girlfriend…
Hulk: After I transform, I have a lot of strength, and I can jump high and jerk off. Zhou Ye: I slept with your girlfriend…
Captain America: After I injected the serum, I became a super soldier. Zhou Ye: I slept with Agent Carter.
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The people said: Kill this shameless person.
All in all, this is the story of a man who gains the ability to travel through a movie world and saves a woman…probably! …
The rating for this female-oriented novel has just come out, I hope everyone will give their comments! He Yuchen transmigrated to the 20th year of a parallel world and committed suicide due to the combined effects of autism and PTSD. On his deathbed, the system, which had been dormant for 20 years, suddenly came back to life. System: Participate, earning love points will cure you, good luck, host! He was late for his first stage live broadcast, but he relied on his good looks to his advantage, stunning the audience with his original songs. [First Beauty Hand Card][Sexy Curvy Butt Card]... "Come on, tell me what these are?" "Host, good looks are also part of being a star~" In order to survive, He Yuchen worked hard to earn love points, and unsurprisingly debuted as part of a group. System:
Everyone can change jobs, monsters roam freely, and dungeons reign supreme.
Everyone can start the "Destiny Wheel" at the age of 18 to change jobs. Only after changing to a job can you spin again, which is called "getting gold".
With good luck, one can become a dual-class user. Only a very small number of people can draw the same class. Duplicate classes will transform into special divine thrones, and these people are also known as "chosen ones".
Fang Ming transmigrated and struck gold with a single blow.
Good news: The only hidden profession.
Bad news: The occupation is [farm owner].
"Keep drawing!"
"farmer!"
"continue!"
"farmer……"
You are the chosen one, and the only one.
On this day, nine golden rays shone forth, and the nine divine thrones were forged into divine status!
Fang Ming also discovered that something was wrong with the "exclusive plant" he was bound to: Peashooter? Sunflower? Wall-nut?
God-tier talent: Each level comes with a god-tier special effect, which can be added infinitely to plants.
Fang Ming looked at the special effects: "Infinite Power," "World-Destroying Strike"...
Years later, monsters roamed the land, and the BOSS descended.
"Star-Destroying Pea Laser Missile is ready."
Lu Chen accidentally activated a one-yuan flash sale mall. Supercars and luxury cars? One yuan. Mansions and real estate? One yuan. Business empires? One yuan. All sorts of magical abilities? Still one yuan. There are even heaven-defying cultivation techniques, all available for just one yuan. Here, everything is available, surprises abound, and there's nothing you can't imagine. From then on, wealth was no longer his goal. After Lu Chen reaches the pinnacle of life, what other exciting world awaits him?
Traveling through the world of cultivation, Li Qingshan said it was very difficult. When he was eighteen years old, he took a spiritual root test and was found to be just a mortal without spiritual roots. He had no choice but to retreat to a small mountain village, get married and have children, and live for a hundred years.
A hundred years later, an immortal passed by the small mountain village and actually detected that I had a natural spiritual root?
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
A hundred-year-old spiritual root, even a dog wouldn't want it...
Yes, the dog doesn’t want it, but I do!
A hundred years old is the prime age for cultivating immortality!
Reborn with a life space and memories, I must become an S-class superhuman before the age of twenty, or I'll die? Holy crap, looks like I have to show my power in this interstellar era! Hmm, handsome, you want to propose with force? Fine, close the door, all you friends and family, get ready! If you dare to flirt, be prepared to be ganged up on.
[Slow pace] [Build an empire alongside the protagonist]
Traveling back to 1887, one becomes Crown Prince Wilhelm II of the German Empire. At this time, Wilhelm I is old and frail, the 100-day emperor hangs by a thread, and the Bismarckian system is on the verge of collapse. Facing the impending trap of world war, a new soul takes over the steering wheel of the empire.
[All-star + Popular + Breaks Up Official Pairings + Personalized Settings + Brainless] Orion Malfoy, Draco's younger brother, possesses an angelic face bestowed upon him by Merlin, enough to leave everyone speechless, and a mischievous heart that enjoys watching others rage. A spoiled and unruly boy.
He imagined his daily life at Hogwarts would consist of: using the sweetest smile to carry out the most ingenious pranks, making Longbottom cry with his brother, and enjoying Malfoy-style privileges and luxury.
However, things seem to have taken a bit off track?
Why do some people blush and feel their hearts race instead of getting furious after he plays a prank?
Why did the twin brothers whistle and give him candy after he mocked "poor Weasley"?
Why did his attempt to trip up the savior result in a stammering Christmas gift instead of a glare?
And Professor Snape, with that complicated look in his eyes, was he trying to lock him up or brew him a health potion?
Orion looked at the increasingly bizarre "heartthrob" script, tilted his pretty little head, and revealed a naive yet wicked smile that could make any professor's heart skip a beat: "Oh? This seems... even more interesting?"
[Physical publishing contract signed]
[Hilarious, absurd, no-romance, feel-good story + memes + the female lead is the root of all evil]
One female protagonist corrupts all the geniuses.
During the sect entrance test, while others were busy testing their spiritual roots, I was busy lying.
Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and was bound to a system that could only be unlocked by "deceiving a hundred times" and could become the strongest system in history after surviving to the end of time. In short, it was called the "Survival History System".
She thought that after unlocking the system she would turn over a new leaf and become a kind and beautiful girl, but unexpectedly her lack of morality came from herself. She went down this path of no return and infected two others.
Before I met Chi Miao:
The Sword Sect's Holy Son is aloof and ruthless, yet all the young women in the world are driven mad by him.
The merits of Buddhist disciples are immeasurable, and their Buddha-light shines upon countless beings.
The young master of the Jin family is incredibly wealthy, and his noble air is captivating.
The young master of the Qin Sect possesses unparalleled musical talent, resembling a celestial being banished to the mortal realm.
After getting to know Chi Miao:
Sword Sect Saint Son: "Of all the swords in the world, only the lowly cannot be broken."
Buddhist followers say: "Chanting scriptures is not as good as shouting rap, and performing rituals is not as good as social dancing."
Young Master Jin: "If money isn't used to humiliate and insult people, and then you get it back in the end, then it's meaningless."
The young sect leader of the Qin Sect said: "The 'Subject 3' that Junior Sister Chi Miao recently sent me is quite amazing. I have mastered it and can break through all laws of heaven and earth."
Even the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, who was determined to find her lover, banged her head against a wall for her sake.
Throughout the entire cultivation world, who wouldn't curse Chi Miao upon seeing him: the root of all evil!
Chi Miao: "Slander! Utter slander! Even though I cheated people out of money and lives, I'm still a good girl!"
The Jun family next door produced a person with an ancient holy body, and the Ye family produced a person with a nine-orifice exquisite sword heart.
When the Chen family's twins, a boy and a girl, were born, the old ancestor was so alarmed that his coffin could no longer hold him down.
The nine heavens and ten earths were shaken.
It even caused the Ancient Emperor of the Forbidden Zone to try to kill him, but was suppressed by the ancestor of the Chen family.
In this age of great strife, Chen Wudao used his terrifying forbidden body to push forward all the way, shocking the world.
Chen Wudao: No matter what kind of holy body you have, whether you are the reincarnation of an emperor or a living Buddha, you will tremble in front of my forbidden body of heavenly punishment.
The human race has no emperor, so I, Chen Wudao, will become the emperor, break through the seven forbidden areas, and defeat all enemies.