“Um…aha…ha…stop!” She was tickled with no resistance left.
“Either marry or die!” Become an itchy person in history.
“If you dare not want me, I will sleep till you want.”
On the face of it, he is a powerful business hegemon, secretly, he is a mysterious army young man, cold, vicious, and violent. It is frightening that he can do whatever it takes to achieve his goals.
One day a group of single dogs asked with tears in their eyes: “Boss, how did my sister-in-law fall under your prestige?”
He raised his eyebrows: “Pete, pet her as a little idiot and turn her back.”
She was angry: “Bah! Shameless, Wen Ya speak!”
“Three thousand in the floating world, my love has three, sun, moon and Qing, the sun is the morning, the moon is the evening, and the Qing is the morning and evening!”
“…”
You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
As a high school student, Ning Ye encountered the biggest surprise in his life one day: he became a father! A cute little girl suddenly rushed over and hugged his thigh, saying with tears in her eyes: "Dad, I finally found you!" Since then, his life has entered an infinite collapse mode.
The new book "Inheriting the Tomb of Gods and Demons at the Beginning" is being serialized, welcome to try it!
The starry sky shines, and mechas roam freely!
A former professional e-sports player inexplicably traveled to a future world. Before he could appreciate its elegance, he was forced by the pressure of life to return to his old career.
All the stories start from a game called "Mecha God of War", but is this really just a game?
Let's see how the protagonist reaches the top step by step in this future world...
We invite you to support the essay collection on the theme of interstellar universe!
After traveling through a witch world for decades, my future has been cut off because of my qualifications. I really can’t bear to die like this!
So...if you have the chance, stop being a human being!
This is the whisper of the universe from an evil god!
They call me...the one who whispers in the stars, the one who peeps with evil eyes, the one who devours the world, the one who cannot be named!
The prosperity of the past has passed away, the clouds of the old rulers are resurrected in the disaster, Cthulhu is calling from the bottom of the deep sea, and the nameless flower of life is withering all the time...
This world is over!
In times of disaster, hope is more precious than diamonds.
Everyone is mentally ill,
except me!
[Note: The content of this novel is purely fictional]
At the end of the magically altered nineteenth century, Zhou Qingfeng led the Japanese people to revolt; gave the Russians wholesale cuckolds; sent African immigrants to France; sent the Turks to Germany; sent Indian divine oil to the British; and erected the flag of secession in the United States.
"I've only done a little, insignificant thing, thank you all."
During the summer vacation when his parents left, Lu Mingfei made a wish to Meteor: "I want my parents to be with me."
The next day, the news reported that a meteor had fallen in the Pacific Ocean.
On the third day, there were no long-tailed Saiyans who could turn into gorillas on the earth, no Ultraman showing up to beat up little monsters, and no biohazard caused by alien viruses. There was only a strange uncle who moved next door.
This uncle is a middle-schooler. He often says that he is looking for a suitable heir to the throne, and for some reason he has set his sights on the poor, weak and edible Lu Mingfei:
"Mingfei, come be my son!"
The story takes place in 2035 in the Pacific island city-Xuejianze. After the "Eternal Night" incident four years ago, the communication with the outside world was completely cut off. Mysterious incidents occur frequently...
The social order collapsed and rebuilt, and a new city governing body called Navi was established.
Jian Shenxiu, as the leader of the organization specially established by Navi to deal with mysterious events, leads the search bureau to investigate and solve various strange events in the city. They unraveled the veil of the major forces of Xuejian Ze step by step, wandering, confronting and balancing among them.
In the investigation of each case, Jian Shenxiu gradually got a glimpse of the law behind these mysterious events, and the "truth of all events" gradually surfaced...
In the past, she avoided Gu Jingyuan.
Later, he asked: “I can give you wealth, rights, whatever you want, as long as you marry me, are you willing?”
She nodded frantically: “Will you be willing, okay to get the certificate now?”
If you don’t want such a high-quality man, is it still waiting for others to grab it?
After marriage, Gu Jingyuan’s life is to help his wife abuse scum, dog abuse, and show love to his wife!
…
In front of people, he is an ascetic male god who is popular with thousands of men and women and has power in Kyoto.
The queen, only Qin Se knew that this man was golden and jade, with a black belly.