You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
Li Sanniang went through a lot of hardships to resume her medical practice, but ended up with one of the most handsome men in Chang'an wanting to marry her?
Li Sanniang thought that she only needed to do her best to cure diseases and save lives, but Lord Di insisted that she help investigate the case!
Li Sanniang was very happy when she met the beautiful Hu girl, but the Hu girl came to seek treatment for syphilis!
There actually are bad guys in the Tang Dynasty, and there are cute little sisters in the bad guys, so I want to be close to them.
Li Sanniang’s ultimate goal in life: to save the world and bring health to the world!
For billions of years, eras have changed.
The past eras are coming to an end, fragmented, and lost in endless time and space. One day, these fragments of eras suddenly descended into the world, forming a series of semi-independent fantasy worlds that are connected to the world.
Zhou Yan, a young man from Earth, died in a car accident and traveled to this world. He obtained the treasure "Qiankun Ruler", which allows him to travel between the heavens and enter the lost eras that have not yet descended into the world in advance...
There is nothing much to say, this is a not very fresh chat group, a daily article with a complaining style.
The main text starts from Chapter 54.
The word count is not short... you can read it slowly
[ps: It was an experimental work at the time, and there were many problems. I was not able to solve them, sorry]
Sir, what is cultivating immortality?
Nothing more than promotion.
Upgrading... can I get great freedom?
No, upgrade to the next level and face the great terror.
In this case, why do all living beings cultivate immortality?
The lower ones govern people, the middle ones seek survival, and the upper ones kill the way.
What is Dao Zhan?
The master gently rubbed the boy in green clothes and glanced around the surroundings surrounded by fairy spirit. In the realm that the boy in green clothes couldn't see, this world was filled with vague flesh and blood and evil spirits. The weird roars in his ears were destroying the soul all the time. In the gap in the sky, the external demon poked out its messy and shapeless fingers and claws.
The corner of his mouth twitched, and Fu Sheng looked like a god. Looking at the indescribable tens of thousands of immortals above his head, especially the three most terrifying ones in the middle, his head almost exploded.
My name is Zhang Qinghe, the only true cultivator in this damn world of fake immortal cultivators. I carry my coffin...
"Wang Changyang lived a tumultuous yet thrilling life before 30—full of ups and downs, love and loss. By his 30s, he’d achieved modest wealth, a car, and a home. Though regrets lingered, he was content.
Then, he woke up back at 18, on the first day of his old job. Devastated, he realizes he might lose the women who once filled his life. Now, he’s determined to relive his past—rekindling old flames, rebuilding his fortune, and making the pragmatic choices he once avoided. But this time, he’ll do it right."
At first, Kawahara thought he had traveled to the primitive age.
Until Gurongi began to hunt his tribe.
It was not until his body was tattered by the incompletely developed Aguru belt that Kawahara realized that something was wrong.
This is the world of Kamen Rider Kuuga!
Help, I can still survive!
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Riku: "In order to protect my sister's future, I will carry the will of Teacher Kawahara and seal all the Gurongi clan!"
Godai: "In order to protect people's smiles, I must choose to fight! Senior Kawahara, please watch my transformation!"
Kawahara: Save me first! I really can still save it!
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[Key points]
I will also travel back and forth to other knight worlds, mainly in the worlds of Kuuga and AgitΩ, and mostly in the stories of Heisei knights.
Jiang Mingkong, a blue star animal, traveled through a different world and thought it was just an ordinary ancient world.
Until he entered the Beijing to test, he saw with his own eyes that the colorful phoenix fell into the blue sky, and the five colors contained the treasure.
The three Yangs share the sky, and the demons are in the world.
Immortals and gods and Buddhas lie high in the nine heavens.
Overlooking the amount of robbery, returning to the ruins buried a thousand.
Main World: Yangshen
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"Eight Parts of Tianlong", Song Dynasty Jianghu: Cast the heart, first involved in martial arts, free to fight the wind, eight swords fly together, resist thousands of troops and horses alone, cast the supreme Taoist heart.
Tang Dynasty Double Dragon + Tiangang Biography, Tang Dynasty Legend: Casting a plan, destroying Buddha and reforming, immortality and difficulty, conquering Fusang in the east, destroying its clan and its species, and set a thousand autumn plan.
Mingyue in the Qin Dynasty, Hundred Pre-Qin: Casting wisdom, stepping on rivers and lakes, strange goods can live, unifying the world, building Qiping and governing the world, and enlightening the wisdom of all people.
Fengyun, Zhuxian, Shushan Swordsman Biography, General...
The fire is burning more and more, and more and more people are spreading the fire.
Under the snow-covered land, the dragon wakes up from the magma, the elves dance on the grain, and the mushrooms run happily.
At this moment.
Russell Fluorescent Mushroom raised the burning sword in his hand, and was crowned the King of Fire in the name of Dragon Knight.
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The dragon and the elves set sail again, this time, farming in the snow!
Waking up from a big dream, Fu Yu felt that he had been forced into a mouthful of pie by God.
Everything familiar, suddenly becomes virtual.
Working kitchen table, tools used, co-workers, and customers.
All things have become walking NPCs and auxiliary props.
Daily life and work have become the main tasks that need to be completed, and the key clues for advancement.
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The customer ordered a piece of loose pork.
Fu Yu took out a piece of fresh tenderloin: [Pork: Freshness: 90%]
Holding an egg with one hand: [Egg: Freshness: 85%]
Heat oil in a pan, prepare starch, and prepare onion, ginger, and garlic.
First fried and then fried, the meat is cooked out of the pan, put on a plate and served in front of customers: [Ding! Complete the task with a slice of loose meat. Get rewards: cooking experience +10, RMB +100, a colander without oil! 】
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As a chef who is being chased and fed by God, as long as you cook, you will be promoted!