"My name is Roach. I'm not a horse, nor am I a carrot. I

'm currently in pieces (literally), but since I've been put back together, I can be considered alive.

I don't have any special hobbies, nor do I have any special interpersonal relationships. By local standards, even if I'm not illiterate, I can be considered illiterate.

My main daily tasks are fishing, making soup, chopping wood, and feeding horses.

I haven't traveled around the world. You asked me what my main job is? Probably pets.

What are I good at? It seems that I'm not particularly good at anything. If I have to say, it's probably courting death.

If I have to say, I'm quite confident in my appearance because the witch praised me for being cute."

The man, with scars left by healed wounds on his face, smiled like a child as if he had just emerged from a hellish battlefield, and raised the axe in front of him.

There once existed an honorable founder of this panguan school of cultivation. His reputation was illustrious, but nowadays nobody dared to mention him. Even if they did, all they said was, “He met a miserable end.”

Only Wen Shi still abided by the rules. Every day, he would pay respects to the founder’s ferocious, colorful portrait, but because of that he ended up summoning a sickly tenant.

The tenant stood in front of the portrait and asked, “Who drew this?”

Wen Shi: “Me.”

Don’t ask. If you do, you’ll just end up feeling touched.

"Those who use forbidden curses to exorcise evil spirits are known as 'Curse Masters'."

...

Cen Dongsheng has been reborn. His soul comes from eight years into the future—a time when ghosts run rampant, malevolent gods wreak havoc, and the so-called "Curse Masters" rule modern society. But in the present, the world is still on the eve of a great upheaval, with dark undercurrents surging beneath the surface.

However, he is a cautious and self-aware man, fully aware of his mediocre talents. Upon being reborn, the first thing he thinks of is finding a powerful backer—and he does it thoroughly and successfully.

Except for one problem.

His backers are all insane.

And they… start fighting among themselves.

"Stop fighting! If you want to fight, take it outside, okay? Don’t wreck the house!"

"Forget it… just come back. Destroying the house is better than destroying the world…"

Zhang Beichen downloaded a game called “The Empress of the Warring States Period”. He needs to play the role of a famous minister to help his monarch rule the world and become emperor.

He thought it was an ordinary game. In the game, Zhang Beichen tried his best to make friends with the empress, help her unify the seven kingdoms, and achieve different endings.

Until he woke up, Zhang Beichen discovered that he had actually come to the world in the game, and the magnificent empress in the game was standing in front of him!

The empress looked at Zhang Beichen with a cold and glamorous face, and thought: “He is the servant in the Sims who has made great contributions to me, but is rebellious and wants to marry me?”

Warlock John Kemp, this believer of the alien god has been collecting the blood of warlocks. After another harvest, he returned to the Dark City where he settled. When he just analyzed the harvest, he found that his treasure was stolen. In order to get back that thing, the magician followed the vague guidance and embarked on an adventurous journey again...

Pets + System + Easy Daily Life

in the Wetland Community Everyone knows that Lin's Pet Clinic has three treasures,

Heitou, Zhenzhen, and Alvin and the Chipmunk.

Although Heitou is old, the little three flowers treat him as a treasure;

although Zhenzhen is a string, she is the treasure of the zoo;

as for the third oldest Alvin and the Chipmunk, that bird is a warm-hearted and sharp-tongued living treasure!

As for why it is called Alvin and the Chipmunk, hey, I won't tell you, you see for yourself! ε(○??｀)зε(??｀●)зHand in hand

This article is also known as "Lying down with the System Cat", "The happiness of petting furry cats is worth having", "Although the clinic is small, there are many interesting souls"

[It is still mainly about the interaction with animals, and the main feature is a variety of petting without spending money]

Reincarnated Chu Qing never wanted to become a superstar. He had only two simple wishes in life:

To marry an ordinary wife who truly loves him and live a stable, peaceful life.

To quietly amass wealth.

Unfortunately, both of these dreams were destined to be shattered.

Fame as a celebrated writer, poet, king of pop, multiple-time movie and television emperor, and box office legend was inexplicably thrust upon him, completely destroying his plans.

“What? I’m a superstar?”

“What? Another award in Berlin? Not going.”

“An excuse? What excuse? Oh, I’ll say my stomach hurts that day. No way I can make it…”

Little Leiyin Sanzang chants anti-poems, and the white dragon in Yingchoujian delivers a false letter? The monsters in Lion Camel Ridge are vying for the throne, and Tang Sanzang generously talks about his long-cherished wish? What will happen to the Westward Journey if Tang Sanzang becomes stronger by recruiting disciples along the way? Sun Wukong: Step on Leiyin, destroy Lingshan, if I never come back, then I never come back! Zhu Bajie: Tathagata is a monk, and my master is also a monk. He can be the Buddha, so why can't my master? I will kill my way to the West and take the throne for my master! Sha Seng: It's a pity that my sister Bai Gu is a girl, otherwise I will definitely become brothers with you. Tang Sanzang: I am the Divine Emperor Sanzang, the Supreme Buddha of Lingshan, whose wisdom and merits shine upon all three realms!

The Tao fire will never be extinguished, and the devil's seed will be passed down forever. Cultivation that goes against the will of heaven will lead to elixirs that follow the heavens. This is the story of a young man who was invaded by a demon and grew up practicing in a Taoist sect that regards demons as the enemy of life and death. He was labeled as someone who "needs to be vigilant" and his life path was destined to be different.