"My name is Roach. I'm not a horse, nor am I a carrot. I

'm currently in pieces (literally), but since I've been put back together, I can be considered alive.

I don't have any special hobbies, nor do I have any special interpersonal relationships. By local standards, even if I'm not illiterate, I can be considered illiterate.

My main daily tasks are fishing, making soup, chopping wood, and feeding horses.

I haven't traveled around the world. You asked me what my main job is? Probably pets.

What are I good at? It seems that I'm not particularly good at anything. If I have to say, it's probably courting death.

If I have to say, I'm quite confident in my appearance because the witch praised me for being cute."

The man, with scars left by healed wounds on his face, smiled like a child as if he had just emerged from a hellish battlefield, and raised the axe in front of him.

Zhu Youjian confusedly assumed the identity of Emperor Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty. God only gave him two years. If he didn't want to hang himself on the southeastern branch of Meishan, he had to risk his life to save himself.

His ideal in life: I would rather be a foolish king than hang myself on a treacherous branch.

This story is purely fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental.

Everyone is not optimistic when the most renowned man in Yuncheng married the least favored miss of the Mu family.

Rumor has it that the young Miss Mu family is pathetic, weak and dainty and an easy subject to bullying.

Mu Huan nodded enthusiastically: En, I’m a bully.

The big man who was bullied by her didn’t know whether to laugh or cry: Doesn’t your conscience hurt whenever you claim this?

The once unloved Mu Huan, the moment she was a pampered wife, she became the mad devil . Since then, she was covered from fighting someone and taught when doing homework.

What evil step-mother, scum step-sister, black hearted white lotus, Mr. Bo will go all out to kill!

Being pampered and held in the palm of his hands, the conqueror of his heart, Mu Huan, was interviewed one day.

“Mrs. Bo, what is the secret to you and Mr. Bo’s everlasting love?”

“I like him the most, and he likes me best.”

"Others would cry for help when they see a ghost, but I would ask first: Are you hungry?" There is a secret in Su Wanqing's broken kitchen - it can connect yin and yang. Since activating the "Incense Reputation Panel", the candies she sells have become soul-soothing candies, and the porridge she cooks can dissolve resentment. Even when she was taken to the ghost market by the ghost messenger Xie Wujiu to set up a stove, she could make the crying ghosts cry "incense" with a bowl of hot soup noodles. The life story of the "reincarnation of the little kitchen god" is getting more and more mysterious, but what bothers her more is the ghost messenger who always shakes the chain and has a mouth more poisonous than the kitchen fire: "Sprinkle chili powder on my soul sword again, believe it or not, I will lock you up in the underworld as a cook for a hundred years?" "Then Master Xie has to come to help me every day." - Who said it first? Why is he always stuffing underworld osmanthus flowers into her apron now?

Lin Zheng steps onto the immortal path, where countless bones wither, yet he seeks the Great Dao.

The road to immortality is steep, and true fate is hard to find.

Amidst the rise and fall of ten thousand skeletons, he vows to be the first to ascend.

Not wasting away in the mortal world,

He beckons the spring wind, just to trade it for wine.

[Conan + no system + pure red side + original male protagonist × single female protagonist Mao Lilan + will increase the original character drinking]

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Hiroyuki Ohara, a native of Beika-cho, experienced several explosions and murders, but despite all precautions, he was still "crushed" by the Ferris wheel.

I thought my life was over, but when I opened my eyes I was back to the beginning of time.

At that time, Mao Lilan was complaining to Suzuki Sonoko about Kudo Shinichi running away from a date, and Kudo Shinichi's seat was empty.

Hiroyuki Ohara felt bad: I don’t think I have to reread a book written 20 years ago…

Reborn in 2011, Li Xuan was given a Football Manager-style system and a full potential of 200. Starting in China League One in 2012, he progressed through the league, then to the Chinese Super League, the European League, the top five leagues, and even the biggest clubs. It wasn't a quick climb, but each step was a steady one. And so, step by step, football finally found its perfect player, a truly undeniable GOAT. The China League One season won't last long; the pace will only accelerate.

Hao Qiang gets a peculiar treasure-hunting system that allows him to go to different planes to find treasures according to his radar. As the system was upgraded, he discovered that he was not the only one who had a treasure hunting system.

Born as twins, but Mu Qiqi was left suffering every torment and became the greatest scapegoat in history only because she was not a better actress than her sister!

That was when she had a nasty thought on how she would escape her family: she would marry the archnemesis of her own parents. She just never imagined that it would come true!

However, she soon grew addicted to being the enemy’s wife: after the hardship of being the daughter of her parents, for her naughty husband was giving her strength and aided her revenge.

Life does not get any better!

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“Doesn’t payback feel awesome?”

“It does!”

“Well, I can make you feel even better!”

After transmigrating, Su Liang married the same man three times.

The first time, it was just a transaction.

The second time, it was still a transaction.

The third time, it was...

"Third time's the charm. Let's make it real," Gu Ling said.

Female Lead's Perspective:

She was a military doctor who transmigrated, and she became a miserable village girl who would be killed by her scheming relatives.

After seeking revenge, with nowhere else to go, she ended up living with a handsome husband. Her husband was a literal trickster. Their life together was full of ups and downs, with twists and turns and more downs...

"How about we part ways?" Su Liang suggested seriously.

The handsome husband said, "Let's talk about that in our next life."

Male Lead's Perspective:

Born with special abilities, he chose to live in seclusion. He always made people around him leave, but she was the first person he asked to stay.

Gu Ling believed that he and Su Liang were destined to be together.

Anyone against it?

He was always saving people, but occasionally killing a few was no big deal.

[A strong, wise, and growth-oriented female lead who transmigrated VS a male lead with both divine and earthly abilities]