You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

The gods were crowned, rising from the flames of war, and all living beings bowed and chanted under the throne.

The red sun hung high in the sky, illuminating the world.

Endless clans descended, burning everything.

…………

Zhao Zheng traveled through time and became the Fire Demon Lord hanging on the wall.

Unfortunately, in this world, the yin and yang were out of balance, and it was the end of the world, the luck collapsed, and all living beings were suffering.

Just when he was ready to play steadily and develop slowly.

A "game of gods landing in the heavens" and a "chat group of gods in the heavens" came.

"There is a cheat! There are two!"

From then on, he opened up the divine domain, raised clans, cultivated faith, ignited the divine fire, condensed the godhood, achieved the highest, and conquered the world.

Establish the supreme kingdom of God in this world, patrol on behalf of the sky, cut down mountains and destroy temples, and the gods worship me.

A few years later.

Zhao Zheng drove the majestic Haoyang Divine Car, dragged by nine divine flame dragon kings, and galloped through the heavens and the world.

Respected by all living beings in the universe as the Godly Emperor Xiyang.

Your will is above all the heavens, and your name is forever respected by all living beings.

Going back to the infamous and brutally banned queen, hype, plastic surgery, minor third, bribery, playing big names, unspoken rules?

The domineering sneer after a generation of pets, a strong return!

Punch the actor, kick the actor, dominate the entertainment circle!

Kick my husband, wave out of the sky, out of the universe, out of the space, so crazy!

The empress said that as long as she can get rid of the dog emperor, she will recognize her crossing!

But goose…

What the f*ck!

Especially the old lady’s husband looks exactly the same as the dog Emperor! ! !

Poor mountains and bad waters, gloomy and terrifying.

Demons are hiding, no one is allowed to enter.

Ding: Three miles ahead, there is a corpse underground, which has not decomposed for a thousand years. If you tease it, you will get a copper head, iron arms and a diamond body.

Hearing the prompt tone, Liu Jin expressed helplessness.

Corpse brother, I really don't want to cause trouble, but my system is so cheap, I can't do anything about it.

"The Ancient Chaos Hammer" tells the story of the legendary counterattack of Su Yan, a young man from a mountain village. He grew up in Qingyan Village after his parents died early. He got the Ancient Chaos Hammer by chance and set out on a journey to find five Chaos Orbs to unlock it.

On the way, he made his mark in the secret realm and bravely fought the Blood Blade Gang to protect the village. After obtaining a Chaos Orb, he was coveted by forces such as the Black Wind Village. See how Su Yan, with his perseverance and wisdom, cut through the thorns in this fantasy world, and become the Heavenly Lord with his hammer.

Hu Lai, an ordinary office worker, interviewed at a weird company.

It seems that the company has nothing, and even the employee benefits are not fully known until after joining the company. (Isn’t this nothing?)

On the day I started work, there was no one here in the afternoon?

Run, what are you waiting for?

His fiancée betrayed him, his supreme bone was taken away, Ning Que was not appointed, but he got a blessing in disguise and obtained the ancient killing weapon, the pagoda, and awakened the ancient devouring demon body. With one man and one sword, he slaughtered the family that repaid kindness with enmity, killed through the academy that framed him, stepped on the sun and the moon, and cut through eternity with his sword...

Wang Zhong, who traveled through the sci-fi world for half a year, wanted to live a lazy life, but he accidentally entered the crime scene and opened a mechanical divine book in his mind. If he met the promotion conditions, he could evolve.

In the sci-fi world, psionic energy is the main thing.

Genetic ancient martial arts, technological battle suits.

The three major systems have become the power for humans to resist demons and protect their homes.

Level 3 psionic energy, super warrior, one against a hundred.

Level 5 psionic energy, telepathy, mechanical skeleton warrior.

Level 9 psionic energy, modern martial god, human power can destroy ships.

Wang Zhong, who became a mechanical saint, can use the power of the divine book to upgrade and strengthen a mechanical creation, so he has countless vests-dark knight, cyber angel, savior, mechanical god.

Mechanical mobile phone (primary creation), press the number key 666 to load [Level 3 psionic data], master the power of [Level 3 psionic warrior], walk in the dark, hunt demons, and condense holy power!

Bionic Armor (Advanced Creation), loaded with emotional templates, master the power of [Level 7 Psionic Warrior], realistic dragon girl Connor, daily blood, one person can form an army!

Mechanical Eden Gate (Top Creation): Cyber ​​Data, Mechanical Angel, master the power of [Level 10 Psionic Warrior], resurrect, I am God, invincible in the world, break through the demon's lair, and obtain God's authority.

Mechanical Ark (World Creation), loaded with space-based weapons, can be transformed into a mechanical celestial master, master the power of [Level 13 Psionic Warrior], enlighten the machinery, rebuild the mechanical army, and start the plane war.

Chen Shu always thought that he was an ordinary mental patient, and at most he had multiple personalities. But later on, he felt that something was wrong. How come these personalities were like villains in movies, TV shows, animations, and games? The Fire Cloud Evil God who pursued the ultimate in martial arts; the abstinence-oriented monk who fought two snakes; the demonized Lu Bu from the sky; the Erlang Shen who descended from the black myth. And the Wings of Destruction who wanted to destroy the world at any time. And the filial son...