You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
New Zealand underwent sudden changes and all humans and animals began to feel unimaginable hunger. At the same time, they begin their transformation into monsters as they feed voraciously.
The chef Bai Yi with his daughter struggles for survival every step of the way, only to find that the entire New Zealand has transformed into a devil island. This, was only the start of the change to the entire world.
Starting from powerful physical strength to mystical skills and then to magnificent battle techniques, will they be able to find a long peaceful future? From the evolution that humanity themselves triggered, the fate of the entire world is completely changed.
On this day, Qin Lang swapped bodies with Qin Yunxuan, a female celebrity from a parallel world. Soon, they discovered they could switch bodies endlessly—now things were about to get interesting…
Qin Yunxuan: ‘Qin Lang, next time, write me more hit songs! People are starting to say I’ve run out of talent—it’s driving me crazy!’
Qin Lang: ‘Well, could you stop making me wear women’s clothes all the time? People are calling me a cross-dressing expert now—I have some dignity too! Don’t forget our motto: Technology strengthens the nation!’
This is the story of a big shot’s rise in a parallel world…
"The train circling the world, the alien gods made of steel, the mutants kneeling beside the railroad tracks, the shadows of giants in the clouds, the black birds with eyes and tumors..."
Qin Muyun carefully described to the doctor what he saw in his dream, and he was admitted to the mental hospital with satisfaction.
until........
He pinched a god to death in his dream, and when he woke up, his hands were stained with the blood of the god!
It turned out that this was not an illusion.
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Zhao Mingcheng, an ordinary college student, died on his first day of school, but turned out to be a blessing in disguise and became a Kamen Rider.
What? Save the other world?
Although I don't want to, but power comes at a price...
So, let’s go!
There’s only one rule in this Holy Grail War: out of the 1.5 billion people in this world, the last one standing will win the Grail.
—This is the story of seven kings from different eras descending upon this world, bringing with them their kingdoms, subjects, armies—even their lands. They all converge on Jerusalem to conquer it, fighting for their respective ideals and nations, in a battle to seize the ultimate Holy Grail. In short, it’s the Kings’ Holy Grail War!
The Conquering King, the Heroic King, the Omnipotent King, the Sun King, the Thorn King, Charlemagne, the Holy Roman Emperor, the King of Magic…
Faced with such terrifyingly powerful opponents, Suya—who transmigrated into this world, was forcibly dragged into the war for the survival of Britain, and became the rightful King of the entire land—realizes:
No matter the reason—whether it’s to stay alive, to protect a fake crown, or for the sake of the false Knights of the Round Table who follow him—right now…
“I must draw my sword immediately!”
Velu was reborn as Velu Singh, a small landowner in a county town in Bihar, India, in the year 2000. His comfortable life, which should have been smooth sailing, was shattered by the Brahmin family of the county town. Desperate, Velu was forced to accept the pressures of others, allowing his "Holy Temple" insurance company to rise to prominence! "Hello, because your company doesn't have fire insurance, there's a high possibility of a fire tonight at midnight..." "Hello, because your family doesn't have personal insurance, we suggest you sleep with your eyes open." Velu thought he had done enough, but he didn't expect that in this outrageous country, his actions would actually be admired. "Sir Velu, your company has over ten million employees! What on earth are you trying to do?" "Leader Velu, our territory has surpassed one million square kilometers! Our subjects hope you will become the king of kings." Velu unfolded the world map and took a look: "It's too small, too small. Only one million..."
One day, the iron tree blossoms, and spring buds sprout in winter.
One year, the great river flows backward, and white crows fill the sky.
One lifetime, good and evil are blurred, and peril shadows every step.
One man, with but a single word, laughs proudly across the world.
He declared:
“The heavens may have nine layers, the earth eight desolate realms—yet I will strive to reign over the Seven Realms.
I seek no refuge in the Six Paths of Reincarnation.
I have stolen the grains of others, yet walked the seas as a wandering hero.
Three lifetimes of love, two lifetimes as an immortal—
All I desire… is for my words to pierce the heavens!” - NovelUpdates
The mighty yin and yang, the sun rises in the east; follow your fire virtue, the light of the sky; picturesque mountains and rivers, the divine capital Luoyang; Chang'an was first built, the Daming Palace; long live the sky, where is the dragon; the high sky is not false; Your Highness Hanyuan, the sun rises in all nations; the glory of the world all belongs to the Tang Dynasty; the white horse passes by, the endless impermanence; sigh Anshi, disturbing my hometown; the world's unique country, the peak decline; just for this heart, change the primeval world; I wish the sun will never set on my Central Plains.
Thousands of years ago, the fantasy set sail; where is it, Yingzhou Fusang; birds can't repay, Nara is prosperous; the holy virtues and teachings, the great changes fly; the Kyoto fire, the blue lotus blooms; if it's for love, the sky can't hinder it; Fujiwara Kyo was destroyed, and peace was also glorious; this country is the hometown of the gods; Kaguya Bamboo Cutter, shining in all directions; Prince Chachi, his heart is towards the sky; the imperial seal, a dream; on the moon, eternity is forever; gains and losses are determined by fate, on the other side of the water.
The great cause of crossing the East is far away and the mountains are long; it is comparable to the journey to the West, the Buddha's light is righteous; the magnificent Jianzhen is the backbone of the Tianping; the century-long plan, the thousand-year imagination; the quiet moon sea, the peace is hard to be auspicious; on Mount Yoshino, the cherry
blossoms are blooming; the fantasy land appears in the East. There was Shang Yang in the world, and Cheng Tang continued; the black bird of heaven descended and gave birth to Shang; the sky had Han, and Jian also had light; the dark water was surging, and the destiny was vast; those who are not happy now, the dead will die.
PS: Your Ning Chu is back.
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Eastern and Western civilizations have created this magical continent, where empires compete for supremacy and the rise of races is frequently staged. What kind of story will the declining Great Qin Dynasty and the growing empire cause, the secrets of the five divine beasts of the Huaxia clan, and all kinds of artifacts, and the treasure will make which destined person rise from here. He is the princess of the Tang Dynasty and the envoy of the Western Regions, and he is also the meritorious heroic prince of the Han Dynasty, the prince of Qin specially given by the Ming Dynasty, and the savior of the Great Song Dynasty, but his most important identity is still the descendant of the Great Qin royal family and the descendant of the guardian of the martial gods of the Huaxia clan. After experiencing countless conspiracies and dangers, Qin Haotian set an ultimate goal. For the ideal of unifying the world, make unremitting efforts! On December 30th and December 31st, the explosion mode will be opened, and you can witness the miracle with me!