You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
After going bankrupt, Cheng Jinzhi woke up and found Rong Si, her nemesis, lying beside her.
When Rong Si kissed her, she realized that she had returned to twenty years ago, when Rong Si was still a pauper with a lot of debts.
This article is also called “How to Sleep the Winner of Life?” “” Queen, I think your thighs are missing me”
Content tags: entertainment circle, rebirth, happy friends, sweet text
Protagonist: Cheng Jinzhi, Rong Si ┃ Supporting roles: Xia You, Gou Yu, Fu Xinbai, Fu Qiansheng
[Main quest: You meet the heroine and fall in love with each other, and talk all night.]
"Dating is too troublesome, so kidnapping and imprisonment for a day counts, right?"
[Main quest: You participate in the sect competition, and win the first place with amazing skills]
"I was just expelled from the sect yesterday, and I sent assassins to kill the others, so I can count as winning first place, right?"
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Chen Lang traveled to the world of "Xiantu" as a player, but the main plot was a little off, and the butterfly effect appeared.
In the plot, he is powerful, but in reality, he is crazy everywhere. No wonder the plot is getting more and more off-track. Just tell me whether you have passed the mission or not?
Shortly after his marriage, Lin Jiage was thrown out of his house.
In his quest to return home, he tried every means at his disposal, but to no avail. Eventually, he could only turn his sights to a certain Little Bun.
After listening to Lin Jiage’s proposal, Little Bun shook pinkies with him and replied in an adorable voice, “Deal!”
Thus…
On the night that Little Bun received a robot, he brought Shi Yao to a restaurant and secretly whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to eat with you.”
On the night that Little Bun received an Ultraman figurine, he brought Shi Yao to a swimming complex and whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to swim with you.”
On the night that Little Bun received a toy train set, he brought Shi Yao to a hotel room, gave Lin Jiage a condom, and whispered into his ear, “Daddy, Mommy is here to sleep with you.”
Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good ‘daddi’ for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu.
Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman…
“Daddi, you are so handsome!” Xiao Liuliu blushes.
“Daddi, I want hugs!” Xiao Liuliu coos.
“Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi.”
“Daddi…”
Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, “I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?”
“Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?”
Yu Yuehan: “…”
Boxer Wang Hao was reborn in the 1990s.
With a chance to start again in his life, Wang Hao is determined to make up for the shortcomings of his previous life, enter the professional boxing world as soon as possible, and bravely march towards the dream of the middleweight world boxing hegemon.
Middleweight Four Little Kings, Mexican Three Musketeers, Mayweather, Pacquiao, you are waiting for me, I am Wang Hao!
100 million US dollars appearance fee? 3 million PPV? The king of P4P?
As long as you work hard, everything can be achieved!
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After a second transmigration, the protagonist discovers they carry their previous system. The Plundering System requires "Merit Points" to operate (limiting unrestricted plundering).
-Espers must undergo a modern tribulation to break through (lightning tribulation transforms into missile form).
-Psionic technology products: psionic prosthetics/quantum talismans/virtual cultivation pods.
Rean crossed into another world. Without relying on cheats or systems, he spent over thirty years conquering an entire continent and establishing the first unified dynasty—the Holy Eldaria Empire.
Just as he was about to achieve ultimate glory and ascend to godhood, he suddenly fell, his body withering overnight, leaving him less than a month to live.
In order to cure himself, he entered the sacred artifact Source Cocoon, to purify the curse and rebuild his body. Ten years later, he was supposed to return in peak condition!
But when he opened his eyes again, six hundred years had already passed.
His empire had fractured, and the splintered nations were locked in endless wars.
The age of magic was crumbling, and spellcasters once dismissed as mediocre had now become revered as masters.
He himself had become a mere historical figure—and there were even rumors slandering him as a traitor.
The good news: the curse was gone, and his body had indeed been remade.
The bad news: it had been remade into that of a newborn.
Worse still, the Source Cocoon carrying him had ended up in the hands of an elven girl—who now looked at him with sparkling eyes, insisting he call her “Mama”...
After countless trials, he finally found his only surviving descendant—the empire’s last princess.
“Hello, I am Emperor Shengyuan. I did not die. Now I need your help to rebuild the Holy Eldaria Empire. Once I reclaim my throne, I will name you the next queen!”
Abyss Demon: Low-level humans, die!
Jiang Ming: Break it down for me! Turn it into my material!
Enemy: Where’s my weapon?
Jiang Ming: Hehe, all the materials are in my backpack.
The king of athletics, “Fudo Minghuang”, was blackhanded in a game, his hands were abandoned, and the operation of the god level was unavailable. He lost all his wealth, was kicked out of the guild, and wandered into the slums.
I accidentally obtained the top terminal of the virtual game of “Shenzhou” and entered the game…
Player – the legendary fourth natural disaster.
No one can predict what will happen in the special world of “Blood Arena” when a traveler who is forced to bear the fate of the devil leads a group of sand sculpture players.
When Wang Hao Ku Ku Di stretched his finger towards the enemy…
“Long live the charge!”
“Demacia!”
“For the Alliance!”
“For the tribe!”
“Wait! Kill the Long Live Charger first, and beat the Demacia one, and our brothers will decide the outcome!”
“it is good!”
Wang Hao: I’m %$#@%, I’m too hard
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After finally coming back from that hellish world, you actually want to open a game company to cover up that world?
Wait, my shell company has become the light of domestic games, what the hell is this?
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