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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

Is it really happy to have superpowers?

When you can easily dominate life and death, you can control the thoughts of others and read your heart’s voice.

Will you choose to be a night hero who punishes evil and promotes good or is an ordinary person who is unknown?

This is a story that took place in a parallel world in the 1930s. Teenagers continue to grow up, accept themselves, accept society, establish their own moral bottom line, and slowly merge into it from a lonely observer who drifts outside of society.

(It is recommended to read chapters 20 to 30 first, and then leave if you really don’t like it)

Is this the game Terraria? No, this is not a game...

But those people and monsters? It's just a coincidence...

So, is this the scourge of Terraria? Yes...

If you treat this like a game, you lose, because this is real...at least, it's based on reality.

Oh, fate, haha.

I hope you can survive...

In this Terraria world.

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The plot is selected from Terraria: original version + new (partially old) Tales of Calamity + some original plots.

Attack, attack, and attack!

As a top laner, Cheng Che carries out the fierce characteristics in his bones to the extreme, and can always turn into a sharp spear to pierce the enemy's defense line!

...

In 2021, LPL achieved the epic achievement of three championships in nearly four years. The audience was carnival and the industry was prosperous. There was a scene of vitality and competition.

But under the prosperity, there are many drawbacks.

There is no successor to the youth training. Although there are world champions in the league, there is still a lack of a leader player who can be compared with Faker.

Some people bluntly say that there is no new blood in LPL, and there is no flag!

If Cheng Che does not appear, it will be an accurate prediction that the league will gradually decline.

But...

A shuriken flew through the air.

This is an unexpected angle.

The moment he was so close, Yu Xiaobai's eyes widened - not because of the sharp weapon that carried death, but because of the enemy that jumped out of the shadows, and a line of text that should not exist in this world appeared behind him.

[To be continued…]

"To be continued?"

…

After traveling to the world of Naruto, Yu Xiaobai went through confusion and began to gradually accept reality. When he finally became a glorious Konoha ANBU, a battle brought him back to the real world.

"In 2017, "Weekly Shonen Jump" began serializing "Naruto"..."

"Wait, 2017, Naruto?"

On a certain page of black and white paper, he appeared...

The tempered ninja's heart was deeply damaged.

Yang Kaibai woke up from a daze and was shocked to find that he had traveled to a parallel world where elves and reality merged!

only……

My own beginner elf…

Can... reach the duck? !

"Kodak, don't sleep...Qiuqiu! This is...the elf battle battlefield!!"

"At your age and stage, can you sleep?!"

Faced with the urging of trainer Yang Kaibai to beg his grandfather to sue his grandmother, Kodakya still stood as motionless as a mountain... holding his head with melon seeds, frowning, inscrutable...

However, it falls over at the first touch!

Sleep wherever you fall.

…

Yang Kaibai: Send it! I'm going to do it right away!

Kodak Duck: When I fall asleep, the whole world will tremble! Gua!

Yang Kaibai: Stop croaking, Kodak, I don’t know if the world is trembling or not, but I have already started to tremble!

Kodak Duck: You are my whole world! Gua!

This is probably a relaxing, happy, and silly elf novel...

This book is also known as "Me and My Rival Elf", "My Rival Trainer and Me", "Trainer Yang Travels Through Time Again"

Brother, please take the medicine." Take it away, take these disgusting bugs away. I don't want it, don't want it!!!" Brother, there are magic obstacles. There are no bugs in this jade liquid. Obviously, there are only arrays of spiritual light flowing.

Bai Li Yun Xiao – with a spiritual life in the continent Jiuxiao. After his death he was resurrected, however, he returned 300 years ago, returned to urban adolescence, changed his life, and climbed to the top of the world again. “Whether in heaven or on earth, only I can win”

[A demonic immortal, dark, cruel, no harem, no system, slow to warm up]

[Not a saint, dark, beware!]

My master sent me to the immortal path, I helped my master go to hell.

In order to seek a chance of survival, I murdered the people around me.

In order to improve my qualifications, I slaughtered thousands of cultivators.

Yi Han, with his mortal qualifications, plundered the fortune of heaven and earth and reached the pinnacle of the demonic path.