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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

Warlock John Kemp, this believer of the alien god has been collecting the blood of warlocks. After another harvest, he returned to the Dark City where he settled. When he just analyzed the harvest, he found that his treasure was stolen. In order to get back that thing, the magician followed the vague guidance and embarked on an adventurous journey again...

"Brother, you are not a prince, nor a common man. You are an emperor. When an emperor is angry, there should be millions of corpses and thousands of miles of blood. Don't feel sorry for the betrayers. They should crawl in trembling and die in prayer."

"I am not a tyrant. I just don't want to lose anyone again." When Lu Mingfei's golden eyes lit up the night, the gears of fate began to turn. The dead will eventually return, and gods and demons will dance in the ocean and the sky.

Before the end of the world, Lu Mingfei reshapes the timeline. This time he will restart a different life, strangle Odin on the cross, crush the filth of the mixed-blood family, and become the king who reigns over the world...

"I don't understand, go talk to Lu Mingze"

"The bloodline is too low, I thought it was Deadpool"

"It's just the White King, fight if you want" "We are all living hard"

"If it's broken, you can't beat it, then something for nothing"

This is an epic about power, sacrifice and redemption, and also a legend of counterattack from a loser to a king.

Passerby: “Boss, I want a kryptonian physique, plus a cultivation system, can it be cheaper?”

Shu Xiaobai: “Krypton’s physique is sold out. If you have a Saiyan physique, I’ll give you a 20% discount.”

When Chen Changqing opened his eyes, he found that he had traveled to the world of immortal cultivation.

...

Good news: He is a middle-grade spiritual genius, and he practices Qi at the age of eighteen!

Bad news: He and his colleagues were kidnapped by the toad spirit, and the other party sharpened his sword and was about to use them to sacrifice to the heavens!

At the critical moment of life and death, [God-level selection system] is activated.

[Select 1: Fight against the toad spirit! Reward: Top magic weapon Qinglei Sword (mortality rate 99%)]

[Choose 2: Resign to the toad spirit and kill colleagues and accept the letter of fame! Rewards: A secret treasure for breath retention, a dragon blood body quenching pill, and a nine-god soul-locking bead. 】

"Is this still necessary?"

...

then……

Others kill demons and he snatches fishing.

Others try to retreat,

Others pretend to be low-key...

...

Until one day, the demon saint was in a state of danger, the great power in the Great Yan Immortal Kingdom died and suffered heavy casualties during the tribulation period, and the Great Yan Immortal Kingdom was in danger.

Chen Changqing sighed and stood up from the retreating cave:

"I've been living for so long, and it's finally time for you to know..."

If you don't know how to write an introduction, let's read the article. Su Yang, a game otaku, travels to the world of urban Pokémon. What kind of legend will he create? What kind of Pokémon master will he become.

"You mean, you have a girlfriend that only you can see, wealth that no one else acknowledges, and everything you want is within your reach, but there are often war airships flying in the sky, giant beasts wandering around the metropolis when the fog is shrouded, and handsome guys dressed in black change size at will, and there is even a perfect piece of toast chasing people on the street, and your non-existent friends don't believe you and often laugh at you, saying that you are dreaming, and all this makes you a little uneasy?" "Yes, doctor, so do I really have a problem?" "Of course I have a problem, sir, you can even see me."

The magicians living in human cities guard the fire of their ancestors, sing ancient ballads, but drive red wild horses and gallop on the highway with a speed limit of 120. In the

world of mages, Roach, the junior junior imbecile mage apprentice at Northern College, is in a miserable situation where there are not enough credits and he may repeat his grade. Fortunately, there is no way to the end of the world. He got the opportunity to give Du Zheng, a talented senior, a mascot, the opportunity to earn credits by doing social practice.

But this social practice seems to be quite different from what Roach thought. The ability to suddenly awaken, the wounds that never heal in memory... The world, with his life as a singularity, collapses rapidly.

The combination of the senior of the Genius Combat Mage and the junior of the Mage who amuses the imbecile must think of ways to find the truth behind all this.

Lin En transmigrated, good news, he transmigrated into the body of a sixteen-year-old boy, gaining six extra years of youth!

Bad news, he is about to be sacrificed to an alien evil god!

Lin En panicked: 【System! Is there a system!?】

System: 【Yes, brother, yes there is】

Lin En excited: 【System! What is my cheat?】

System: 【As a sacrifice, you have two choices,】

【1. Sacrifice everyone else in the prison except you to gain extraordinary help from the alien god and escape this place.】

【2. Sacrifice someone important to you, become a follower of the alien god, gain extraordinary power, escape this place, and regularly offer sacrifices; if overdue, you will go insane and become a chaotic flesh mass.】

Lin En trembled with anger, shouted: 【No! This is too evil! Am I still the protagonist?】

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Although the cheat has some problems, as a fine youth of the 21st century, Lin En firmly believes that as long as he has a just heart, even as a follower of an evil god, he can still be a hero!

(Rebirth Shuangwen, women disguised as men, one-on-one, both clean and strong)

From a generation of killers to a dude, the cousin of the black heart and white lotus? A beating is enough to be honest, a crush who is not greedy enough? Let’s just pick this one off!

Seeing a group of crazy men and women shouting about their male gods, Qu Yizhao couldn’t help but twitched the corners of his mouth, saying that he, a murderous god, still has little fans? And one of the fans is a joke among the rich and powerful.

*”Master Quan, Lord Zhao provoked that fierce beast from the Bai family!”

“The son of Baili’s family was beaten!”

“Immediately…!”

“No need for Master Quan, Master Zhao even beat up the people of Baili’s family… and even drew his gun and threatened them not to speak out.”

Master Quan was wronged Face: “Daughter-in-law, you’ve finished your work, what are you doing for your husband?”

The hostess: “You? You are responsible for lying down…”