Let Weidong dream back to 1983.

The disabled old security guard has no rebirth skills, but there happens to be a local super god who is omnipotent. Of course, he has to follow him attentively, just to live a life of luxury. If he can also arrange a marriage with a fairy lady, he will be completely devoted.

But this great god seems to be different from the legend.

You have to stand up!

Lin Ce returned from rebirth, still a sickly man coughing up blood, but no longer a lamb to be slaughtered. In his previous life, he tore up his marriage certificate and betrayed the swordsman who had fought through the nine heavens for him. In this life, he entered the capital with chess, breaking the game with his left hand to save the Duke's legitimate son, and with his right hand, holding the marriage certificate to enter the Su family's noble family. The entire court mocked him: "How could a useless son of the Lin family be worthy of marrying the head of the Tianji Pavilion?" He chuckled and made his move, using Bianjing as his board and all the people as chess pieces. The Marquis of Zhenbei used the border troops as his weapons? That would uncover the old case of the Grand Canal and cut off his 30,000 cavalry's food and fodder! The prime minister of the dynasty was smiling but hiding a dagger? Let's see whose secret letter of treason was hidden under the skirt of the courtesan of Diexiang Tower! His father was like a tortoise, living in Yuzhou, with a keen insight into the world's situation; his father was like a snake, hiding in the shadows, laying a dense dragon-killing net. When Lin Ce overturned the chessboard, Su Nanqiao overturned the imperial table with a sword: "Wherever my husband points his sword, even the emperor must kneel and listen!"

??The protagonist is a genius from the police academy who emerged in the 21st century. He was secretly transferred to Japan by his superiors to investigate the collective disappearance of scientists seventeen years ago. He was given a new identity and name, Shuangren Yiyu, and sneaked into the winery with the code name Baijiu. He investigated the mission while undercover and constantly obtained intelligence. During this period, he discovered the secret of drug A and was gradually involved in a huge conspiracy. On the way of undercover, he continued to climb up step by step, and climbed to the confidant of the boss of the Black Organization, slowly unraveling the secret of drug A and the boss's plan. Step by step, he became famous in the Black Organization.

Xiaozhi came to Padia as an exchange student! He met Riko, and after a while of adventure, they parted ways... (The plot was later stitched together, and the little champion Galaer...)

Xiaozhi will bring his old friends, the quasi-god Pikachu, the quasi-god Four-Jaw Needle Dragon, the super god Charizard, the quasi-god Dusk Form Garou, the true god bonded Greninja, the wave-guided brave Lucario... ... meet Serena, fall in love, fall in love...

I want to write a book. First, I need an interesting and handsome protagonist to connect with the reader. Then, one or two beautiful, lovely girls... maybe three or four would be nice too. With a boy and a girl, it's only natural to add some romance, some ambiguity, some heart-throbs, a layer of milk and honey, a touch of bitterness and astringency, all mixed together... It looks delicious. Then, add a flirty narrator and set it up as a system. Finally, to make the book taste even better, I need to add more sugar. I open the sugar jar, and then, with a slip of my hand, I pour the whole thing in... Damn, isn't that too sweet? I hurriedly pour in some more "Book of Songs," some Shura scenes, some life philosophy... Finally, this is the book... I think it tastes pretty good.

[Multiple female protagonists] + [Daily Life] + [Romance Comedy] + [No Bull, No Sword]

About the time I found a tsundere devil who fainted from hunger at a convenience store, and she ended up relying on me and wanted to be my boss lady!

Late that night, a strange customer came to Su Li's convenience store.

Silver hair, red eyes, devil horns on his head, he opened his mouth and said:

"Human! This piece of bread is mine!"

"Sir, robbing a convenience store will land you in jail."

Su Li thought it was a middle school girl with a second-year syndrome, until he saw the tail that could twist and turn by itself...

It turns out he really is a demon?!

What's even more outrageous is that this young lady who calls herself the "Sage of Hell" has lost all her magic power and has fallen to the point of competing with stray dogs for food.

"I, my lord, am only accepting your offering temporarily!"

"Human! Why is this box called an 'elevator' moving on its own?!"

"Is this glowing board (cell phone) sealing the human soul?!"

As more and more mythical creatures enter his home:

Hell demons, fallen angels...

There's even a sword...

And Su Li's daily life completely collapsed from then on.

[No system] [Semi-derailed] [The protagonist is single]

The plot of episode 7 and beyond will not have a significant impact on my novel.

"Semi-derailed fan fiction", the author's personal understanding may differ from that of other viewers and analysis videos. In addition, the original work is updated quite slowly, so the fan fiction will inevitably be very different from the original work.

The protagonist's setting is vague. Although there is time travel, there is definitely no time travel system. The original characters may have changed more or less due to the appearance of the protagonist and the plot of the novel.

The original characters will not be deleted. As for those who play supporting roles, it depends on their luck whether I can remember them.

Jiang Heng, armed with an arsenal of weapons from Honkai Impact 3, has opened a humble shop in Mondstadt. Foolish Teyvatians, we've released new artifacts, the 11th Original, and the new Stigmata Ice Herrscher set. Powers from another world bless you! How can you get them? You'll definitely have to draw a lottery. What? I didn't win a ten-draw combo in one try. Please, didn't you see that Amber, the Knight of Favonius, has already won three hundred draws, still wearing the Hannah set? Didn't she say anything? Keqing: I really want that Magnetic Blade you're using as a shovel, Qiuli Cream! Barbara: For the store manager's Judas Oath, Barbara will do anything. Barbara, go for it! Ningguang: Tell me more about Fu Hua's story. Her Yin-Yang method, the division of heaven and earth, and so on. I'm very interested. From the entire Qun Yu Pavilion, take whatever you want... What, me? There's really nothing I can do about you. We're getting married tomorrow! Paimon: Wow, Ying and the store manager are helping... The Jiemie Greatsword and Fire Stigma I got through friendship are really useful. I just used the fire element to defeat Master Lu for the 99th time, hahaha! Paimon is no longer a mascot! Xiangling, who was standing by and witnessing everything, said: Help, the ingredients are hitting me!

Sorry, she could speak at one month old, mastered basic arithmetic and literacy by age two, and received an exceptional offer from Cambridge University at twelve. Sorami Saiki is just an ordinary, super-genius girl with an IQ of 218. She calls herself ordinary because after the age of three, she could never beat her younger brother, Kusuo Saiki—a flawless, overpowered esper. Since his birth, Sorami's life has revolved around defeating him. At twelve, about to graduate from elementary school and receive an offer from Cambridge, Sorami, who should have struggled for two years before realizing she couldn't beat her brother and going to England to study, encountered a turning point in her life—a dark creature so ugly it would make anyone's sanity plummet suddenly appeared before her eyes. After investigating, she learned that this uniquely ugly thing was called a "cursed spirit," and that her brother, Kusuo, who lacked "cursed power," couldn't see it. Sorami then realized that her research had been misguided all along. Sorami: This time, I'm going to use "cursed power" to fight against "superpowers," and I'll definitely defeat my brother Kusuo! Then, as the victor, I'll demand that Kusuo let me touch and hug him, and all that! Sorami Saiki, later dubbed a nightmare by the new generation of sorcerers, skips grades to attend a vocational high school. During her studies, with the enthusiastic help of her friendly classmates, she's able to conduct research on how to defeat superpowered individuals... and defeat powerful curses. Sorami's classmates, a certain strongest six-eyed Pokémon master and a certain genius of reversal magic: Don't come any closer! ––This story features Saiki Sorami as a gender-swapped version of Saiki Kusuke from *The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.*, with some personality changes, but generally similar to her character in this work. Both are high-IQ, brother-obsessed characters, while Kusuke becomes a latent sister-obsessed character. The idea is to see what sparks fly when Kusuke's "ordinary people are monkeys" theory clashes with Sorami's "everyone outside my brother and family is a monkey" theory. In the original work, Sorami destroyed the world in 2014 for his brother… I firmly believe that taking the villain's path leaves the villain with nowhere to go. Kusuke, you're not getting through your summer this time; instead, your four years of college will likely be filled with real human suffering. Therefore, this story is also known as *The Disastrous Daily Life of the College Trio* and *Is It Wrong to Develop Technology in the Jujutsu World?* Sorami entered college at the age of 13, adhering to the genius setting of skipping grades! Updates will be sporadic, but I still want to finish writing *Non-Combat Personnel* next door first. Theme: Silly antics can save all of humanity.

The world is cruel:

I've seen cities destroyed by viruses, giving rise to creatures at the top of the food chain. Mars overrun by demons, Earth left to falter. Space tunnels lurking, harboring transports of hundred-meter-long beasts. Countless interstellar wars, destroying thousands of warships. The tactic of charging in formation is unstoppable in interstellar warfare!

The world is gentle:

Zootopia dissolves the barriers between predators and herbivores. The green people of Kerbal form a deep friendship with the Minions. Scrooge McDuck recounts to Stark and Wayne the harsh reality that he's losing billions every minute and will be bankrupt in just six hundred years. Sonny and Chappie discuss their understanding of existence.

The world is cruel yet beautiful. To achieve this beauty, you must listen to the Space-Time Administration!

Serious summary: Rorschach simply wants to find a way to survive, but he cannot ignore the expectations others have built on his lies. He can only bite the bullet and move forward through the universe.