【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

…

Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Fang Ye traveled into a fantasy novel and became the father of the brainless villain in the early stage of the novel.

The time limit is approaching, and he forced his son to withdraw from the marriage of the future empress.

Fang Ye shouted, "My life is over!"

Fortunately, the god-level system arrived in time.

[Detected Qiyun Taoist couple]

[The object: Ye Qingrou (Future Empress)]

Fang Ye disdainfully said, "Isn't this for me to steal my son and wife? Am I such a dirty person?"

[Reward: Life expectancy +500 years, restore the peak combat effectiveness]

Fang Ye: "Do it!"

From then on, Fang Ye went away on the way to choose a Taoist couple.

Future Empress, Son White Moonlight, Protagonist Master, Empress, Witch...

The son was directly dumbfounded.

The protagonist vomited blood directly.

By the way, I can also accept my younger brother.

The system owns...

The idiot Long Gen pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, takes advantage of the girls in the village, travels across the countryside and forests, monopolizes the beauty and coquettishness, and achieves the legend of “Dragon Gen”.

There is a widow in front of the door leaning on the door to watch, and a sister-in-law next door looking through the screen window… This book is determined to be a stallion, with the goal of pushing down and being pushed.

[Infinite flow, main world One Punch Man. Alternative worlds: Naruto, One Piece, Marvel, DC, etc.…]

(Tags: Love Tornado, Blowing Snow)

"My name is KING, and I'm 25 years old."

"He lives in a luxurious apartment in the heart of downtown M. He works for the Hero Association and is an S-class hero. He's nicknamed the strongest man on earth, the Emperor Engine."

"I like games and anime. I never smoke or drink."

"I often stay up for seven days and seven nights playing love games, but the doctor says I'm normal."

"I am an ordinary person with a sense of justice, and the heroes I work with think the same way."

———

"The opponent is the strongest man on earth. Will he win?"

The god sneered.

"Don't worry, we will win!"

【Fairy Tail】【System】【Invincible】【Insane】

Reborn in Fairy Tail, and it was still the era of humans and dragons four hundred years ago. The potion system was obtained after the death of his parents. In order to make more and more dragon-killing magic potions, he loves to draw blood.

: "Come on, line up for blood draw!"

: "Immortal Zeref? Don't move, let me draw some blood from you first."

: "Fire Dragon King Igneel? Don't say anything,

Lu Ruan, a terminal-stage stomach cancer actress, woke up to find herself in the year 5050 of the Interstellar Era.

Everything around her was completely unfamiliar.

Black wild grass, mutated giant trees so large that over a dozen people couldn’t wrap their arms around them, a gray sky, and an expedition team exploring a desolate planet…

She left with the expedition team, and after learning about the situation in the interstellar world, she was completely stunned.

What?

Here, the male-to-female ratio is 100:1. Women are rare and highly valued. However, once they reach adulthood, they are forcibly bound to at least five genetic matches.

And the higher the combined strength of all her matches, the greater the woman’s social contribution score. Those who make the rankings can even compete for the title of Interstellar Empress.

The moment her genetic info was entered into the system, the Main Brain immediately matched her with nine insanely handsome freaks—each with a 100% genetic compatibility?!

Cross the Douqi Continent, become the Dan King Gu He, and obtain the system of giving disciples a ten thousand times return.

Give your disciples something and you will get a ten thousand times return.

"Ding, you give your disciple Liu Ling the Azure Lotus Earth Core Fire, trigger a ten thousand times return, and get the Azure Lotus Holy Fire!"

"Ding, you give your disciple Xiao Yixian the Seven Color Poison Sutra, trigger a ten thousand times return, and get the peerless poison sutra!"

"Ding, you give your disciple Nalan Yanran a month of cultivation, trigger a thousand times return, and get eighty years of cultivation!"

...

The three-year agreement has come, and Xiao Yan proudly stepped onto the Yunlan Sect.

Xiao Yan: "Thirty years in the west, thirty years in the east, don't despise the poor young! Nalan Yanran, today I will let you see what a true genius is!"

Nalan Yanran smiled indifferently: "Really?"

After that, a Douhuang aura burst out directly.

Xiao Yan looked incredulous: "Impossible, how can you be a Douhuang strongman!"

Nalan Yanran smiled proudly: "With Master, everything is possible!"

[TieTie + Simulator + Shura Field + Bad Woman + Chasing Wife Crematorium]

Travel through cyberpunk.

Good news, I have become a young lady with a super strong background.

The bad news is that it’s Miss Villain.

On one side, he is dragging his sick body and coughing every time he breathes, and on the other side, he is threatened by the resistance army. Is he going to die as soon as he arrives?

The simulator's strong rescue and death will never happen.

But this simulator seems a bit strange.

A simulator with lifelong regrets?

Save it and make it despair.

If I carefully cultivate my "goal" since childhood and eventually die in her arms, how will you respond?

Let her misunderstand me deeply, and finally die for her career. Someone is going to shed pearls again!

As for retribution, it is impossible, absolutely impossible!

because

"Simulator, start!"

It has become a treasure. I didn’t notice that the title has too few words. I changed it by Mufa. QAQ

Original title: After they regret their whole lives, I will never die in the Shura field

In a zombie apocalypse world, Earth has become a place inhabited by people with twisted heart. In a dog eats dog world, she struggles to survive while witnessing the death of her loved ones until she meets her own gruesome demise.

Then, she is back, back to the beginning of the end. She grabs that chance. Meet a god, kill a god; Meet Buddha, kill Buddha! Regardless of which methods, she will use everything in order to protect her loved ones!

He is gentle like jade, just like his name. His skills are obviously extraordinary, enough to cause the worship of many and earn the loyalty of numerous metahumans. He roamed the lands leading an army with a might that shook the earth.

In her previous life, they had never intersected with each other. Yet, in this life, they kept intertwining with each other, was their encounter predestined?

No! As Bai Ling said, their relationship is perhaps simply an ill-fated one!