(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no

[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]

The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.

Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.

Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.

In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.

But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.

The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.

She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.

Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?

She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!

However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!

So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.

Oh no, it’s court.

On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.

[What? The emperor was cheated on?]

[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]

[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]

Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.

The emperor went crazy killing people.

(Dude, it really is Keisha, you might not believe me.) Ladies and gentlemen, please wait a moment. Interested in taking a look?

...

Zhang Kaikai only lost a game and ordered a coffee, how did he get blown away by natural gas? When he opened his eyes, he was stunned—he had become the Holy Keisha, the 30,000-year-old virgin queen in "Super God Academy"! Before he could even process the shock of the gender swap, the system screamed and collapsed, randomly applying the panels of [Superwoman], [Six-Winged Angel], and [Cultivation Techniques] to the protagonist before it died.

The vast multiverse is not a gentle cradle. Old gods have fallen, and new kings have been crowned. When a young man from Earth becomes the holy Keisha, stranded in the old era of super gods, wielding the Honkai System and the Chaotic Template, his journey is destined to be extraordinary. From the "Queen" of the Black Robe Universe to the overlord of the Ultra Star Region, he spreads the order of "absolute justice" throughout the myriad worlds.

This is not a legend of one person. The Celestial King He Xi wreaks havoc in an unknown dimension, while the demonic duo Liang Bing and Morgana infiltrate another world, stirring up trouble. When the bloody battle of Reionics echoes at the edge of the Star Abyss, when old acquaintances tear through dimensions to chase the light… On her throne, the Holy Queen Keisha overlooks the river of time adorned with countless world bubbles. Where will her fleet sail? To ultimate truth, or eternal wandering? The journey of the King of Gods begins in the insignificant and ends in the boundless.

Ye Chen's soul accidentally traveled to the ninja world and became an ordinary member of the Uchiha clan.

In the Jiliu Yongdou family, he had no one to rely on, and when he went to the battlefield, he was just a cannon fodder.

He wanted to lie down, but fate did not seem to let him go. Facing the impending graduation and the coming of war, he activated the Infinite Evolution System.

Facing war and fighting against ghost heroes, he has only one idea, which is to survive.

When Ye Chen mastered the reincarnation of his left eye and the rebirth of his right eye, looking back, he had already stood at the top of the world.

He just wanted to say, "This world will tremble because of me."

Li Xuan found himself in a predicament after transmigrating without the luxury of a system or plug-ins. To evade notice, he took refuge in a small mountain village. However, one day, he was mistaken for a reclusive expert, he was forcefully adopted as a master by an eager disciple who refused to take no for an answer.

Struggling with his moral compass, Li Xuan initially rejected the disciple's proposal due to his commitment to honesty. Yet, faced with persistent insistence and tempting offers, he reluctantly crafted fictional cultivation techniques. Much to his astonishment, the disciple not only embraced these fabricated teachings but successfully cultivated with remarkable prowess.

Witnessing his disciple's thunderous muscles, resilient bones, and potent vital force, Li Xuan couldn't fathom the inexplicable success. Bewildered, he exclaimed, "I fabricated it all! How did you manage to cultivate so successfully? What kind of monster are you?"

To add to the perplexity, a mysterious Golden Finger manifested: "Your disciple mastered the technique you invented from scratch. Your flawless completion of the technique has enhanced your strength a hundredfold compared to others at the same level!"

Her cousin schemed against a wealthy, beautiful, and powerful military officer, hoping to force him into a relationship and use her body to control him. Gu Xiaoxi, reborn again, decisively stopped the drugged handsome man who broke into her bathroom... She picked up the most promising "Lu Yanwang" in the army and packed her bags to join the army. But she never expected that a pair of mysterious jade pendants passed down from her ancestors would quietly turn her into an all-powerful leader! ... The third brother of the Lu family initially thought that his eldest brother just found a random woman to marry because he felt he was old enough. Later, he said that his eldest sister-in-law was a "beautiful" woman, beautiful and good, and that being with his eldest brother would bring him a peaceful life.

[Complete New Worldview] + [Dual Transmigration] + [Retiring from Dormitory] + [Original Owner's Green-Haired Turtle]

In a parallel world, all of humanity is deprived of sleep.

Once you fall asleep, you will travel to a zombie world.

Safe houses have appeared around the world. Sleeping in a safe house allows one to traverse a safe space in the apocalypse and avoid being eliminated immediately upon landing.

Meanwhile, extraordinary class cards appeared in the post-apocalyptic world:

Negotiator, Chopper, Climber, Drunkard...

Every profession has its own set of skills.

At Lin Ran's school, students are grouped by dormitory, supervise each other, reduce sleep, and help each other survive.

Lin Ran was assigned to a room with Li Chutong, the school beauty.

He helped Li Chutong travel through the zombie world, helping her become a [Survivor] and gain access to an attribute panel and storage space.

As a result, Lin Ran was kicked out of the dormitory.

Instead, Xu Ming, a rich second-generation, took his place.

Upon learning of this, Lin Ran, the Green-haired Turtle, was so angry that he suffered a heart attack and died.

A new Lin Ran has arrived from another time.

Cold-blooded, decisive...

Most importantly, he was very accurate!

The school is going crazy!

Lin Ran, the green-haired turtle, underwent a transformation overnight!

When facing zombies, every shot is a headshot!

Against a professional, a gun is faster than seven paces away! Within seven paces, there's practically no one!

Facing a colossal boss, we went straight for its face and blasted it into a rain of blood!

They were using a pistol, not a close-in weapon system!

Lin Ran, who obtained the [Gun God] profession, was fiercely sought after by the student council.

All the campus beauties want to share a dorm room with Lin Ran!

Xu Ming, on the other hand, was proven to be a useless person who only knew how to exploit others.

Li Chutong was terribly wronged, filled with remorse, and cried herself to sleep in the bathroom:

"Lin Ran, come back quickly!!"

(Single female lead Xiao Xun'er + extraordinary talent + adorable daughter + invincible and satisfying story)

He transmigrated into the world of Doupo and intercepted Xiao Xun'er at the beginning, making Xiao Yan cry in the toilet.

Xiao Hao, who became an orphan of the Xiao family, was not flustered, because he had: the super invincible lottery system!

With the unparalleled talent, primordial imperial aura, and peerless cultivation techniques he drew, he gradually grew into a Dou Di!

Xiao Hao: "Xun'er, this is the Burning Technique, you keep it for now!"

Xiao Xun'er: "Thank you, Brother Xiao Hao!"

Xiao Hao: "Xun'er, here are twenty different flames, you should keep them too!"

Xiao Xun'er: "Thank you, Brother Xiao Hao!"

Xiao Hao: "Xun'er, I still have more than twenty Grade 9 Golden Pills here, you can keep them!"

Xiao Xun'er: "Thank you, Brother Xiao Hao!"

Xiao Lele: "Daddy, Lele also wants a ninth-grade golden pill!"

Xiao Hao: "My dear daughter, that handful of candy in your hand is a ninth-grade golden pill!"

Xiao Lele: "Thank you, Daddy!"

Gu Yuan: "..."

Soul Emperor: "..."

I traveled to a parallel world and became a police academy graduate.

When Xu Lin received his assigned work unit, he looked completely bewildered.

He, a prospective criminal investigator who graduated with top marks in criminal investigation, was assigned to the traffic police team. What does that mean?

So you won't let me do criminal investigation, huh?

That's easy, I, as a traffic cop, can also take over the work of criminal investigators.

On his first day at work, he arrested seven habitual thieves and one kidnapper and murderer.

The next day, a B-level agent was arrested.

On the third day, the mastermind behind a shocking case that had been hidden for 10 years was uncovered.

Day 4...

Traffic police captain: "Damn it, we're traffic police, why are you sending people to the criminal investigation department every day?"

Chief: "Who? Who sent Xu Lin to the traffic police station? Step forward! Investigate thoroughly, and get him dismissed from his post!"

A legend circulates among criminals: "You can go anywhere, except Jiangyun City. If you go there, you'll definitely get caught!"

Ordinary high school students get a god-level selection system, and their choices can become stronger!

Huh? Is there a big beauty ahead and need help? ??

Option 1: Step forward and help Fang Xue. Reward Charisma +5 and Fang Xue’s favorability +30.

Option 2: Give Fang Xue a cup of hot drink. Reward Charisma +5 and Fang Xue’s favorability score 20.

Option 3: Children make choices, I want them all!

“Reward charisma value +15, Fang Xue’s favorability score 60, extra bonus skill: tricks for making girls.”

The top genius of the big family is arrogant and arrogant?

Option 1: Beat the opponent brutally and reward the god-level martial arts ‘Dragon Elephant Magic Art’;

Option 2: If the opponent is convinced, reward a golden treasure chest;

Option 3: I am just passing by, and I will be rewarded with a random gift.

Rich second generation bullying men and women?

Option 1: Go with the opponent and reward the evil value of 10,000.

Option 2: Reprimand loudly and reward 100,000 experience points;

Option 3: teach the other party righteously, reward god-level random skills and 10 million money.

In my life, there are choices everywhere, and I can get stronger everywhere!