"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"
"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"
...
"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"
"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"
...
"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."
"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"
...
"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"
"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"
Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—
and brings a whole new style to the school.
[Self-interested][Not a babysitter][Saintly figures please stay away] Upon waking, Xuan Jin discovers he possesses a special fire spirit body, yet has been tormented by the fire-attribute energy within him for fourteen years! Who would have thought he's a transmigrator who holds the key to the plot, having cultivated diligently in the Pill Tower to reach the three-star Dou Zong level, all to defy fate, seize the Strange Fire Burning Technique, and break his destiny's curse! He knows the fire energy within him is like a time bomb; if he doesn't refine it with the Burning Technique, he will ultimately perish. Therefore, Xuan Jin resolutely bids farewell to his childhood sweetheart Cao Ying and his master Xuan Yi, leaving the Pill Tower and venturing alone into the Black Corner Region. Late at night in Maple City, he sneaks into the Medicine Emperor's mansion like a ghost, his target Han Feng's hidden Sea Heart Flame and the incomplete Burning Technique. Facing the arrogant and domineering...
[Naruto fanfiction! Female-oriented! Two male protagonists! Movie-watching!]
[The protagonist is possessed by a drama spirit, and there are sadomasochistic performances. The CP is Kakashi. There are many personal settings. In the end, there may be a description of real friendship deteriorating. If you don’t like it, please don’t read it.]
After Naraku traveled through time and became Uchiha Naraku, he was bound to the popularity achievement system, and he could only become stronger by gaining popularity points.
It turns out that this world has become a material library for the "animator" to observe?
Everything that happened in the world of the animator was made into the "Naruto" animation series?
Can I become stronger only by becoming a popular character in anime?
In response, Naraku said that it was time to perform for the audience!
From a little boy longing for love and care to the Uchiha clan leader who has captivated the ninja world, there is no other reason, it’s just that the audience loves me!
PS: I can't remember many of the settings and specific plots of Naruto. I'm too lazy to rewatch it, so I can only look up information online. If there are any discrepancies, just treat them as private settings. Be careful if you are a fan of Naruto.
[Holographic online game + god-level talent + monster-slaying and leveling up + getting rich + multiple female leads + integration with reality]
The groundbreaking holographic online game "Miracle" has been released.
Lin Ran, who entered the game to farm gold, awakened an SSS-level talent right from the start—Super Critical Strike.
Not only can attacks crit, but rewards can also crit!
While others got a beginner's sword from their newbie gift pack, Lin Ran got a lifesteal dagger right away.
One step ahead, and you'll be ahead every step of the way.
In the game, the first kill of the BOSS, the first clear of the dungeon, and the SSS-level class make you an unparalleled powerhouse.
In reality, he sold equipment, opened a studio, built a business empire, and became a legend.
...
When miracles merge with reality, a cosmic-level BOSS descends upon Earth, and abyssal trolls blot out the sky.
Lin Ran stood alone in the void, sword in hand.
With him around, demons and monsters are forbidden from venturing onto Earth!
[Traditional villain, beautiful women everywhere, invincible, black-bellied, old six, refreshing story]
Jiang Che traveled to a fused novel world and bound himself to the emotion harvesting system.
As long as he harvested the emotional values of the protagonist and the heroine, he could draw a lottery and become stronger!
Thus, a villain without any moral integrity was born.
The soldier king returned to his country, and his childhood sweetheart actually fell in love with the villain?
The Dragon King has returned, and his daughter has already accepted her mortal enemy as her godfather?
The master came down the mountain, but seven sisters threw themselves into the arms of one man?
The God of War retired, and his five sisters had already become brides of other men?
Since then, Jiang Che has hunted down various protagonists, strived for the pinnacle of martial arts, and enjoyed a free and easy life.
When drunk, lie on the lap of a beauty; when sober, hold the power of the world!
After Ye Chen traveled through time, he established the Kunlun Holy Land and rewarded the cultivation of the Immortal Emperor. He wanted the Kunlun Holy Land to cover the heavens and the worlds and become the first divine sect! Set a small goal: dominate the wild fairy world first!
"Congratulations to the host for recruiting disciples with Saint-level qualifications, and obtaining five True Immortal Summoning Cards, a Tea Tree of Enlightenment, and the Primordial Body of Hongmeng!"
"Congratulations to the host for recruiting disciples with Emperor-level qualifications, and obtaining a Fairy King Summoning Card, a Heavenly Dao Temple, and a 100,000-foot Spiritual Vein!"
Many years later, the errand disciples sweeping the floor in the Kunlun Holy Land are all True Immortals, and the dogs guarding the door are all demon saints. If you don't have the cultivation of the Immortal Emperor, you are embarrassed to say that you are from the Kunlun Holy Land.
Lord of the Holy Land: Can I seek a position to sweep the floor? I can work for free!
Immortal Patriarch: I think you are eyeing the fallen leaves of the Tea Tree of Enlightenment, so go behind the dog!
Linglong Empress: If possible, I am willing to help Ye Chen with oil massage!
Immortal Emperor of Reincarnation: I have reincarnated billions of times, but I can't even take on Ye Chen's move. How strong is he?
Having been reborn into a different world in the Type-Moon universe, Yalin only wants a peaceful life after witnessing the collapse of the bubble economy. However, he accidentally discovers that he has simultaneously traveled through countless worlds.
Type-Moon world's Yarin: "Why is there a Holy Grail War everywhere? Aika, do you have any clue about this?"
Yarin from the Naruto world: "I've been transported to another world, akin to the Sengoku period of Japan. I will gather my forces and completely change this chaotic world. Wait, why is a shooting star falling from the sky? And there's a white-haired, white-eyed woman in front of me? Is her name Kaguya?"
In the Otherworld, Yalin: "Something's wrong with this world. Why are there abilities like hypnosis, sensitivity manipulation, and even time stop in the everyday world? They're all cheating, huh? Fine, I'm not acting anymore!"
.................
This is the story of a group of Yalin who relied on themselves.
No fixed romantic pairing, Qing Dynasty time travel + historical setting + other elements, includes a space element. Note: The female protagonist is a pure hedonist, exquisitely self-centered, whose main trait is that she can't bear any hardship or suffering, and she wants to live comfortably in every world. Shen Anning, a female college student who has been unlucky for over twenty years, finally has a stroke of good fortune, only to die the day before her luck arrives. Perhaps due to excessive resentment, she is bound to a wish-fulfilling system before her death, thus beginning her journey through various worlds. After carefully selecting a host to bind with, the system cries every day, wondering why its host always acts unpredictably. 1: A cannon fodder palace maid in the Qing Dynasty engaging in palace intrigue? No, isn't it better to hold onto her future, guaranteed prince son, and enjoy the drama with her girlfriends? 2: A stepdaughter subjected to emotional abuse in the 1970s sent to the countryside? No, I choose to send my scumbag father on his way. 3: An ancient cannon fodder peasant girl who accompanies her impoverished husband through thick and thin—whoever wants her can have her! 4: A love-struck ex-girlfriend in a heart-wrenching, domineering CEO novel—even dogs wouldn't eat her. 5: A Little Maid in the Dream of the Red Chamber 6: The Tragic Mother of the Child of Destiny in the Cultivation World: What's the Way to Save the World? Wouldn't Ascension be better? 7: Cannon Fodder Nine-Character Jin 8: A Beautiful Widow in the 1960s 9: An Unlucky Princess Forced to Marry an Ugly Man
System + System + Self-built Force + Domination of the Continent + Anti-Three and Anti-Gang】
Travel through the Douluo Continent, awaken the system, and get rewards as long as you complete the task!
Summon the ultimate BOSS Kong Deming of Douluo II at the beginning, complete the task to awaken the god-level martial soul.
When Tang San was still practicing hidden weapons, I had promoted soul guides to major forces;
when Yu Xiaogang was still teaching Tang San with his bullshit theory, I had already swallowed up the Blue Tyrant Academy;
"Tang Buddha, times have changed!"
"Can your hidden weapons withstand my level nine fixed soul guide cannon?"
——Ning
Fengzhi: "This soul guide is so easy to use? It really deserves to be the savior of our auxiliary soul master!"
Qian Renxue: "Oh my God, how could there be a martial soul more powerful than a six-winged angel?"
The God Realm Committee: "It's broken...
Chu Tianjun was originally the senior disciple of the Nine Heavens Sect, revered by everyone. However, due to the appearance of the Chosen One, he was framed and misunderstood, and became a villainous supporting character.
Finally, his beloved master abolished his cultivation and threw him into the army of demon beasts, leaving him to be devoured and die.
When he opened his eyes again, he was back to the day he became a disciple thirty years ago. This time, he directly refused to become a disciple and severed all ties with his beautiful master.