第1章 恶搞...呸！神级诸天系统降临

Spoof...Pah! The God-level Heaven System has arrived

Bölüm 1 Parodi...Bah! Tanrı düzeyindeki Cennet Sistemi geliyor

On the day when Sasuke and Naruto broke up, the entire ninja world began to subvert their worldviews...
[Hatake Kakashi: Besides, I am a chakra unit, and no one I can beat will recognize you! ]
[Senju Hashirama: Madara, wait for me~]
[Uchiha Madara: Hot mom, stay away from me! ? ]
[Namikaze Minato: Actually, I have been cheating in the belly of the God of Death! ]
[Kakuzu: Konan... what's the 600 billion...]
[Deidara: You look a lot like a friend of mine, huh! ]
[Might Guy: This move is reserved for my opponent Kakashi! ]
[Otsutsuki Kaguya: Who am I? Where am I? What should I do? ]

在佐助与鸣人分手这天，全忍界开始了颠覆三观的时刻...
【旗木卡卡西：再说我是查克拉单位，我打的XX都不认识你！】
【千手柱间：马达啦你等等我~】
【宇智波斑：哈西辣妈你离我远点！？】
【波风水门：其实我一直在死神肚子里开挂！】
【角都：小南啊...那啥六千亿...】
【迪达拉：你很像我一个朋友，嗯！】
【迈特凯：这一招是留给我的对手卡卡西的！】
【大筒木辉夜姬：我是谁？我在哪？我要干啥？】