第1章 天幕直播系统爆发

Tianmu live broadcast system exploded

Bölüm 1 Sky Screen Canlı Yayın Sistemi Patladı

Yan Ye traveled through the world of Naruto and started a live question-and-answer session on the sky screen, shocking the entire ninja world!
Senju Hashirama: "What? Madara left Konoha because I scolded him all the time. Come out, is this true? It's a misunderstanding, is it a scolding?"
Uchiha Madara: "I am the one who was cheated and left with nothing but my pants? How is it possible? Black Zetsu, how dare you stab me from behind? I will kill you!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Everything I did was for Konoha!"
Shimura Danzo: "Stop trying to clean up. The live broadcast has exposed us. I am the Pot King and you are the Pot Lid..."
Jiraiya: "Among the three ninjas, I am willing to admit that Orochimaru is the strongest. Just because he doesn't like to please himself with beauties, I am willing to admit it. After all, the mother of his son is himself. No one in the ninja world can do that?"
Kaguya Otsutsuki joined the Tianmu live broadcast Q&A group: "Lord Ye, I surrender. From now on, I will follow your lead and obey your orders."

彦夜穿越火影世界，开启天幕直播问答，整个忍界都被震惊了！
千手柱间：“什么？斑是因为我整天骂他，他才离开木叶的，骂得拉，你出来，这是真的吗？误会呀，骂得拉？”
宇智波斑：“被骗的裤衩都不剩的人竟然是我？怎么可能？黑绝，你竟然敢背后掏老子，老子要杀了你！”
猿飞日斩：“关于我做的那些事，我都是为了木叶！”
志村团藏：“别洗了，直播都把我们曝光了，我是锅王，你就是锅盖……”
自来也：“三忍中我愿承认大蛇丸为最强，就冲他不爱美人嗨自己，我也愿意承认，毕竟他儿子的母亲是他自己这一点，忍界没人能够做到？”
大筒木辉夜加入天幕直播问答群：“夜君，臣妾服输，从此后为君马首是瞻，谨遵君令。”