第1章 歪嘴岩王

Crooked Mouth Rock King

(Playing with memes, funny, secondary creation, starting with a crooked-mouthed Zhongli)
[Ding, the second creation live broadcast room has arrived. 】
【Zhongli joins the live broadcast room】
【Join the live broadcast room】
【Lei Dianzhen joins the live broadcast room】
[Old Eight... Wendy joins the live broadcast room]
……………………
Zhongli: ???
After traveling through 6,000 years, I have reached the peak of my life, and you just came?
[Ding, now playing the secondary video "Liyue Son-in-law"]
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[Gui Zhong: Crooked-mouthed Zhongli? Ning family's son-in-law? No, I'm laughing.]
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: The Emperor must be doing this because he has... some serious illness! ]
[Wendy: As expected of an old man, a normal person would never be able to lift his lips that high.]
【Zhongli: ………………】
Here is the serious content:
Ganyu: "I only feel sorry for the Emperor~"
Ningguang: "Lord Emperor, please look at me. I don't believe that your eyes are empty..."
In the end, "Moracus, who is more beautiful, me or Inazuma Thunder God?"
Tianli: "Moracus, I command you to marry me!"
Zhongli: “It’s so hard for me!”

（玩梗，搞笑，二创，开局歪嘴钟离）
【叮，二创直播间已降临。】
【钟离加入直播间】
【归终加入直播间】
【雷电真加入直播间】
【老八……温迪加入直播间】
……………………
钟离：？？？
穿越6000年，我都走上人生巅峰了，你才来？
【叮，现在播放二创视频《璃月赘婿》】
……………………
【归终：歪嘴钟离？凝家赘婿？不行 ，我笑拉了。】
【留云借风真君：帝君这么做一定是有他的……什么大病吧！】
【温迪：不愧是老爷子，正常人嘴绝对翘不了那么高。】
【钟离：………………】
下面是正经内容：
甘雨：“我只会心疼帝君大人～”
凝光：“帝君大人你看看我，我不信你两眼空空…”
归终：“摩拉克斯，我与稻妻雷神孰美？”
天理：“摩拉克斯，我命令你，和我结婚！”
钟离：“我太难了！”