第1章 欢迎来到崩2.5

Welcome to Crash 2.5

In the era of entertainment, Qin Baiguo is ready to bring some small shocks to this world without Honkai energy.
Qin Baiguo: "Now is the time for judgment"
Kiana (♡⌂♡): "Is this really me? Hehe~"
Qin Baiguo: "The wild wind submits to me."
MeiyiΣ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ: "How could I be so second-rate?"
Qin Baiguo: "The curtain call of the heroes must be grand and magnificent!!!"
Ai Lishia (。•ω•。)ノ♡: "Well, Xiao Bai is so cute. You said it was me. Don't you think it's weird to ask me? Let me think about it. Hmm... This doesn't seem to be a big deal♪, hehe, after all, Ai Lishia loves everyone♪, right, my good Eden~"
Eden^_^: "Yes, Ellie."
Qin Baiguo: "Unclean things return to darkness."
Jiuxiao: "Ahem~ Yes, this is the great savior."
After stealing Shigure Kirara's microphone, eating Kevin's instant noodles, and escaping from Otto's office, Qin Baiguo spread his hands and said, "Everyone, come and play my newly made "Honkai Impact 2" and "Honkai Impact 3". Everyone: "Woo woo woo X﹏X"
Because of collapse, there is "Reburn"; because of human heart, there is "Queen's Advent" by Sora; because of emotion, there is "The Last Lesson" by Shinkuru; because of the past, "Angel Reconstruction" sails to the deep sea; because of powerlessness, "Seele" reconciles with herself. Because of responsibility, there is a "Sky Meteor"; because of selfishness, there is a strong attack of feathering, "Sinner's Elegy"; because of protection, there is "Crossing the Dust" by Chiyuan; because of inheritance, there is immortality of Shinkuru, "The Fire of Fire Will Ever Burn"... (Introduction later)

文娱时代，秦白果准备给这个没有崩坏能的世界带来一些小小的震撼。
秦白果：“此刻正是审判之时”
琪亚娜(♡⌂♡)：“这…这真的是本小姐吗？嘻嘻～”
秦白果：“狂风臣服于我。”
芽衣Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ：“我怎么可能这么中二？”
秦白果：“英桀们的谢幕，必须盛大而绚丽！！！”
爱莉希雅(。•ω•。)ノ♡：“唔，小白真是太可爱了呀，你说这是我啊，问我难道不觉得奇怪吗？让我想想，嗯……这好像没什么大不了的吧♪，哼哼，毕竟爱莉希雅爱着每一个人呐♪，对吧，我的好伊甸～”
伊甸^_^：“是的，爱莉。”
秦白果：“不洁之物，归于黑暗。”
九霄：“咳咳～没错，这就是伟大的救世主大人。”
抢时雨绮罗的麦，吃凯文的泡面，逃离奥托的办公室，秦白果摊手表示，各位来玩我新制作的《崩坏二》和《崩坏三》吧。众人：“呜呜呜X﹏X”
因崩坏，故《Reburn》；因人心，故空之《女王降临》；因情感，故真红的《最后一课》；因曾经，故《天使重构》驶向深海；因无力，故《希儿》自我和解。因责任，故划过一道《天穹流星》；因自私，故强袭羽化，《罪人挽歌》；因守护，故赤鸢《渡尘》；因传承，故真红不灭，《薪炎永燃》……（介绍在后文）