第1章 苍崎老大

Aozaki Boss

At the Central Forty-Six Chamber Council, Aozaki Mazuki, the captain of the Gotei 13 and the evil spirit who conquered the Female Death God Association, faced the sages and judges.
"You have improper relationships with many members of the Jingling Court, the chief officers, and the captains?"
"As the captain, it will be easier for me to carry out my work if I can build relationships with them."
"..." Judge: "Then how do you explain changing the Death Hegemony costume of the female shinigami of Seireitei into a miniskirt style?"
"To make Seireitei a perfect paradise."
“Ahem, a paradise for all the gods of death? That’s not impossible…”
"No, a private paradise."
"You actually want to monopolize it... No, Captain Mayu, your idea is obviously wrong!"
"Do you want to die?"
“……”
"Forget it, Captain Mayu, let's not pursue this matter for now. Let's talk about the crazy remarks you made. They were supposed to be jokes, right?"
"No, that's not a joke."
Mayu stroked her Zanpakutō and said seriously, "Although I have a good relationship with the soldiers, have secret dealings with Hueco Mundo, and am close friends with your daughters and wives, I am a good Shinigami. Please rest assured and leave the world to me!"
Yamamoto Genryusai Shigekuni: This brat! Chunshui, Shishiro, don't stop me, I'm going to teach him a lesson.
The story of the unorthodox god of death begins!

中央四十六室议会上，护廷十三队总队长、攻陷女性死神协会の恶鬼苍崎真月直面诸位贤者与审判官。
“你跟静灵廷内不少队员、席官和队长都有着不正当的关系？”
“我身为总队长和她们联络感情，也便于开展工作嘛。”
“……”审判官：“那你怎么解释将瀞灵廷女性死神的死霸装改成超短裙款式？”
“为了将瀞灵廷建成完美的乐园。”
“咳咳，全体死神的乐园？这样也不是不行……”
“不，私人乐园。”
“竟然想独占……不对，真月总队长，你这种想法明显是错误的！”
“你们想死吗？”
“……”
“算了，真月总队长，此事暂不追究，谈谈你曾发表过的疯狂言论，那应该是玩笑话吧？”
“不，那不是玩笑。”
真月抚摸着自己的斩魄刀，一本正经地说道：“虽然我和队士们关系良好、跟虚圈暗通款曲、与各位的女儿和夫人是至交好友，但我是个好死神，诸位请放心将世界交给我！”
山本元柳斋重国：这个臭小子！春水，十四郎，你们别拦着我，老夫要好好教训他一顿。
不正经死神的故事开始了！