My Japanese Horror Story with Them Wasn't Scary at All

Kitahara was getting married.

Facing the marriage registration clerk, he began introducing his wives one by one:

"My first wife... owns a sacred mountain. There are some, well, *dangerous things* living there. So whenever someone bullies me... those people tend to meet *unfortunate accidents* soon after."

"She’s actually very sweet-tempered! But, uh... try not to make her angry. *Really bad things* happen when she’s angry..."

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"My second wife owns a private island. The locals are her... *devoted followers*. Very hospitable! Though, their tempers can be a bit... *volatile*."

"The family culture is a little 'intense'—bodies get dragged out now and then. But it doesn’t affect our love!"

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"All my wives adore me! Except for the whole... 'wanting me dead' part."

"The biggest headache is when they fight each other. Ah... such is the burden of polygamy."

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A man torn between love... and survival.

(Genre: Dark Comedy / Supernatural Romance / Horror-Lite)

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